I know that the Beatles sang a whole song about how you can't buy love, and everyone's grandma has always said that money doesn't buy happiness. But come on, it's 2011, and no girl is going to be all "whatever" about her boyfriend buying her mountains and mountains of underwears and every single flower in a flower shop. I mean, yeah, yeah, true love and all, but a private screening of Titanic? Sure, I'm in love, can we watch The Little Mermaid next?
All reasoning aside, here's the question:
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"Look, we saw some amazing people. Scarlett Johansson was great. It was a great audition, I’m telling you. But the thing with Scarlett is, you can’t wait for her to take her clothes off. I keep trying to explain this. Salander should be like E.T. If you put E.T. dolls out before anyone had seen the movie, they would say, ‘What is this little squishy thing?’ Well, you know what? When he hides under the table and he grabs the Reese’s Pieces, you love him! It has to be like that."
T...
This time, I'm not talking about her trusty old sides of ham, either. Remember girlfriend lost all that cannoli and White Russian weight by "healthy dieting"? Word has it that it was actually all due to diet pills and starvation and purging after in-depth makeout sessions with Deena Cortese, but hey. Who's counting when it comes to the Jersey Shore kids these days. (Answer: not Kate Winslet, that's for damn sure.)
Anyway, the outfit, the outfit. That's what this is supposed to be all about...
I guess you don't really even have to see the movie, which is premiering next month, now, right? Ha, PSYCH! Rabid wolves probably couldn't tear some of you from that premiere (myself included, which really illustrates the sad state of affairs this world is in, as I used to be a hardcore Twilight haterade sipper).
Get some!
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The winner on last week’s Jayde Nicole photo: Monkeysuit
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---Susan Sarandon, clarifying that she mailed a copy of the book Dead Man Walking to Pope John Paul II. She certainly never mailed anything to that other guy, Pope Benedict XVI! What a total Nazi!
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The music video itself is very cinematic. It opens with Britney fighting with a ...
"I remember being in a pep rally, and I heard one of the coaches of the boys' teams making a dumb joke about the dumb cheerleaders, and I thought, Are you kidding me? I'm out there doing back handsprings and aerials on blacktop to cheer for your stupid team that, by the way, is not doing that well. And you're in here with the guys making fun of it? I was like, I'm done."
- Melissa McCarthy being all "Girl please."
It's really no secret how much I love and admire and respect and sort o...
Cool enough to munch on a gigantic ice cream sundae, sure. Cool enough to snort cocaine off his crucifix, no doubt. But cool enough to get the new iPhone before everybody else? Not so much, The Situation. Not so much.
What happened was that yesterday in Las Vegas there were all these people waiting in line at an Apple store to get that newfangled phone. Everyone was all a tither, jonesing for their new gadgets, when The Situation decided that he was too cool for school and moseyed on ...
I know that the Beatles sang a whole song about how you can't buy love, and everyone's grandma has always said that money doesn't buy happiness. But come on, it's 2011, and no girl is going to be all "whatever" about her boyfriend buying her mountains and mountains of underwears and every single flower in a flower shop. I mean, yeah, yeah, true love and all, but a private screening of Titanic? Sure, I'm in love, can we watch The Little Mermaid next?
All reasoning aside, here's the question:
...
"Look, we saw some amazing people. Scarlett Johansson was great. It was a great audition, I’m telling you. But the thing with Scarlett is, you can’t wait for her to take her clothes off. I keep trying to explain this. Salander should be like E.T. If you put E.T. dolls out before anyone had seen the movie, they would say, ‘What is this little squishy thing?’ Well, you know what? When he hides under the table and he grabs the Reese’s Pieces, you love him! It has to be like that."
T...
This time, I'm not talking about her trusty old sides of ham, either. Remember girlfriend lost all that cannoli and White Russian weight by "healthy dieting"? Word has it that it was actually all due to diet pills and starvation and purging after in-depth makeout sessions with Deena Cortese, but hey. Who's counting when it comes to the Jersey Shore kids these days. (Answer: not Kate Winslet, that's for damn sure.)
Anyway, the outfit, the outfit. That's what this is supposed to be all about...
I guess you don't really even have to see the movie, which is premiering next month, now, right? Ha, PSYCH! Rabid wolves probably couldn't tear some of you from that premiere (myself included, which really illustrates the sad state of affairs this world is in, as I used to be a hardcore Twilight haterade sipper).
Get some!
[gallery columns="7"]...
It’s time for another round of weekly winnings for the Evil Beet Caption This contests! Check it out, and if you’re the winner, I’ll be sending you an email to collect your mailing information in order to send your prize. Sure hope you registered with a valid email address!
We’ll be choosing the winner of the above photo next Tuesday, so tune in to find out who it is!
The winner on last week’s Jayde Nicole photo: Monkeysuit
“This place gives me the creeps. Have you seen that...
Katie Holmes is one of those celebrities that I will never get sick of ... looking at. She's sort of average-ish, I guess, but in her average-ness is complete gorgeousness. I'm not saying that anyone who can snag Tom Cruise has got to be hot, because I think he was getting pretty desperate to settle down when he "chose" Katie out of a group of five or six other Hollywood starlets who happened to be available at the time, but I am saying that Tom kind of won the marriage lottery, because Katie gets...
This is Demi, who was photographed at a recent film premiere, and I think it's safe to say that the recent affair allegations have taken their toll big time on her.
My advice to the woman? Eat a sandwich. In fact, eat a few of them, and have a few stouts along with them, too. You're an accomplished actress with decades of experience, and truth is, you married a doofus. A hot doofus, I'll give you that, but a doofus nonetheless. We all make these kinds of mistakes sometimes. Try not to sweat i...
"The last one, not this Nazi one we have now."
---Susan Sarandon, clarifying that she mailed a copy of the book Dead Man Walking to Pope John Paul II. She certainly never mailed anything to that other guy, Pope Benedict XVI! What a total Nazi!
About that whole Pope Benedict XVI thing: the president of the Catholic League for Religious and Civil Rights, Bill Donohue, has issued a statement. "The fact is that Joseph Ratzinger (the pope) was conscripted at the age of 14 into the Hitler Youth,...
Here's Britney Spears in her latest video, "Criminal"! (Which I predict will make karaoke very confusing for anyone hoping to sing a certain Fiona Apple song.) The video stars Spears' agent/boyfriend, Jason Trawick, as her partner in crime. I sure hope it's your longstanding dream to watch these two real-life lovebirds, ahem, 'gilding the lily', because there's a lot of hanky-panky all up in this business.
The music video itself is very cinematic. It opens with Britney fighting with a ...
"I remember being in a pep rally, and I heard one of the coaches of the boys' teams making a dumb joke about the dumb cheerleaders, and I thought, Are you kidding me? I'm out there doing back handsprings and aerials on blacktop to cheer for your stupid team that, by the way, is not doing that well. And you're in here with the guys making fun of it? I was like, I'm done."
- Melissa McCarthy being all "Girl please."
It's really no secret how much I love and admire and respect and sort o...
Cool enough to munch on a gigantic ice cream sundae, sure. Cool enough to snort cocaine off his crucifix, no doubt. But cool enough to get the new iPhone before everybody else? Not so much, The Situation. Not so much.
What happened was that yesterday in Las Vegas there were all these people waiting in line at an Apple store to get that newfangled phone. Everyone was all a tither, jonesing for their new gadgets, when The Situation decided that he was too cool for school and moseyed on ...