Sometimes, I think, we need that break from things actually making sense and having rhyme and reason behind them. Sometimes we just need to do random acts of kindness, and by doing that, passing the love and paying it all forward. Plus, I never get to participate in these nifty Caption This contests that we have, so this one, guys? Is going to be all for me.
Best captions for the above Katy Perry photo:
- "Put that thing back where it came from or so help me (so help me!)."
- “If a kid asks ...
OK! is definitely a step above, say, the Enquirer, or worse, Star, but a tabloid is still a tabloid no matter what you call it and how professional your layout looks. But hey, by the looks of things from our end, Jess is definitely pregnant, and OK! is the first almost-magazine to publish the story. From OK!:
Dressed in a flowing striped maxi dress, a beaming Jessica Simpson smiled as she arrived for a baby shower at the Ivy at the Shore restaurant in Santa Monica. The performer, along with her mom, Tina; sister, Ashlee; and 2-year-old nephew, Bronx, was a...
The countdown is on, guys: less than a month before you get to see your favorite vampires and werewolves grace the silver screen in all their angsty, teenage glory. I am neither angsty nor teenage, but even I'm getting caught up in all of the magic that surrounds a big-time feature release, such as Breaking Dawn Pt. 1, so here you are - indulge your inner Twihard and jump on the bus - *it's headed straight for Forks.
*Yeah, I know how corny that was, but come on. Cut me some slack here.
...
"I definitely know the meaning of pain. You know when you put all your chips into something and then it disappears? It sent me into such pain. I think I had actual vertigo. I was like, 'Is this my new reality?' Will anything be normal again? Then one day you wake up and you think, okay, I'll never be the same, but I'll survive and I'll grow from it."
I totally know how you feel, girl. I heard it was the very same for Orlando when he and I broke up, too. Seems he just didn't know where his life ...
Jennifer Aniston wants to "empower" women. [The Superficial]
Robin Wright Penn lops all of her hair off. [Lainey Gossip]
Mya has "thick" thighs. [Bossip]
The Lingerie Football League wants Michael Jackson's thirteen-year-old daughter. [TMZ]
Stephen Dorff is sad Joel McHale. [The Blemish]
Passive-aggressive notes. [The Blemish]
Ellen Barkin's most foul-mouthed Tweets. [Socialite Life]
Adam Levine gets naked. [Hollywood Dame]
President Obama doesn't like the Kardashians. [Huff Po]
Chicks with abs in bikinis. [The Superficial]
Kellan Lutz knows you think h...
OK, this makes me sad today. I spent my childhood adoring Patrick Swayze (as I'm sure his wife did; I mean, who didn't at the time?), and this is the latest wax figure debuted by Madam Tussaud's. Hopefully you'll all recognize this Swayze from the epic scene in Dirty Dancing that I used to actually recreate in my dining room. Alone. For hours at a time.
And then you have Patrick's widow, Lisa, posing along with her late husband's figure and giving him adoring looks (which, of course, I'd do ...
So Lindsay Lohan isn't working at a women's shelter anymore. And heads up! She isn't working at the Red Cross anymore, either!
Nope. Stephanie Sautner, the judge overseeing Lohan's probation case, has ordered the innocent, blameless starlet to work 120 hours at the L.A. County Morgue instead. That's right---Lindsay's court-ordered community service has basically turned into a "Scared Straight" program.
According to TMZ, Lohan's duties at the morgue will likely be, erm, janitorial. And here's ...
Kiddies! I hope you're feeling that Christmas spirit! Eh? Eh?
OK, I can see that you aren't. That's fine. But maybe a little melody from Justin Bieber will jingle your bell. Eh? Eh?
Well? Are you feeling it? Is this going to be a Very Bieber Holiday?
Hmm. This makes me really homesick for a certain New Kids on the Block album, actually. I love a good seasonal pop ballad. />
Kiddies! I hope you're feeling that Christmas spirit! Eh? Eh?
OK, I can see that you aren't. That's fine. But maybe a little melody from Justin Bieber will jingle your bell. Eh? Eh?
Well? Are you feeling it? Is this going to be a Very Bieber Holiday?
Hmm. This makes me really homesick for a certain New Kids on the Block album, actually. I love a good seasonal pop ballad....
Sorry, guys, but I'm one of those people who's totally stuck on That 70's Show actors and actresses *staying* That 70's Show actors and actresses for LIFE. Yes, duh, I know that their names are Steven J. Hyde III and Jackie Burkhart Danny Masterson and Mila Kunis, but those weren't the two to get married, SIGH. It was Danny and his long-time girlfriend, Bijou Phillips who did the knot-tying this time around.
Congrats to the happy couple, and may all friendships and ties with Paris Hilton and...
I don't know, RuPaul, I think you've got this on lock, but if you feel like you need advice from this girl, then I guess I can't stop you.
Here's RuPaul's tweeted request:
And now for Courtney Stodden's lovely affirmation:
Oh, RuPaul, you're always just so good for a giggle with your sassy words and your sassy ways! Have you guys watched RuPaul's Drag Race? It's universally amazing. Last week I watched an episode with my BFF, my roommate, and my boyfriend, and we've all been...
Well, in some ways. They're both immensely talented when they have their shit together, they've both been in the spotlight for a long time, they both get ridiculed for their fluctuating weight, and they've both been photographed wasted out of their minds entirely too many times. That's why these photos of Christina reminded me of Jessica Simpson: the sad drunk face that breaks your heart right before it vomits.
The most important difference between these two ladies though? Jessica has alway...
Sometimes, I think, we need that break from things actually making sense and having rhyme and reason behind them. Sometimes we just need to do random acts of kindness, and by doing that, passing the love and paying it all forward. Plus, I never get to participate in these nifty Caption This contests that we have, so this one, guys? Is going to be all for me.
Best captions for the above Katy Perry photo:
- "Put that thing back where it came from or so help me (so help me!)."
- “If a kid asks ...
OK! is definitely a step above, say, the Enquirer, or worse, Star, but a tabloid is still a tabloid no matter what you call it and how professional your layout looks. But hey, by the looks of things from our end, Jess is definitely pregnant, and OK! is the first almost-magazine to publish the story. From OK!:
Dressed in a flowing striped maxi dress, a beaming Jessica Simpson smiled as she arrived for a baby shower at the Ivy at the Shore restaurant in Santa Monica. The performer, along with her mom, Tina; sister, Ashlee; and 2-year-old nephew, Bronx, was a...
The countdown is on, guys: less than a month before you get to see your favorite vampires and werewolves grace the silver screen in all their angsty, teenage glory. I am neither angsty nor teenage, but even I'm getting caught up in all of the magic that surrounds a big-time feature release, such as Breaking Dawn Pt. 1, so here you are - indulge your inner Twihard and jump on the bus - *it's headed straight for Forks.
*Yeah, I know how corny that was, but come on. Cut me some slack here.
...
"I definitely know the meaning of pain. You know when you put all your chips into something and then it disappears? It sent me into such pain. I think I had actual vertigo. I was like, 'Is this my new reality?' Will anything be normal again? Then one day you wake up and you think, okay, I'll never be the same, but I'll survive and I'll grow from it."
I totally know how you feel, girl. I heard it was the very same for Orlando when he and I broke up, too. Seems he just didn't know where his life ...
Jennifer Aniston wants to "empower" women. [The Superficial]
Robin Wright Penn lops all of her hair off. [Lainey Gossip]
Mya has "thick" thighs. [Bossip]
The Lingerie Football League wants Michael Jackson's thirteen-year-old daughter. [TMZ]
Stephen Dorff is sad Joel McHale. [The Blemish]
Passive-aggressive notes. [The Blemish]
Ellen Barkin's most foul-mouthed Tweets. [Socialite Life]
Adam Levine gets naked. [Hollywood Dame]
President Obama doesn't like the Kardashians. [Huff Po]
Chicks with abs in bikinis. [The Superficial]
Kellan Lutz knows you think h...
OK, this makes me sad today. I spent my childhood adoring Patrick Swayze (as I'm sure his wife did; I mean, who didn't at the time?), and this is the latest wax figure debuted by Madam Tussaud's. Hopefully you'll all recognize this Swayze from the epic scene in Dirty Dancing that I used to actually recreate in my dining room. Alone. For hours at a time.
And then you have Patrick's widow, Lisa, posing along with her late husband's figure and giving him adoring looks (which, of course, I'd do ...
So Lindsay Lohan isn't working at a women's shelter anymore. And heads up! She isn't working at the Red Cross anymore, either!
Nope. Stephanie Sautner, the judge overseeing Lohan's probation case, has ordered the innocent, blameless starlet to work 120 hours at the L.A. County Morgue instead. That's right---Lindsay's court-ordered community service has basically turned into a "Scared Straight" program.
According to TMZ, Lohan's duties at the morgue will likely be, erm, janitorial. And here's ...
Sorry, guys, but I'm one of those people who's totally stuck on That 70's Show actors and actresses *staying* That 70's Show actors and actresses for LIFE. Yes, duh, I know that their names are Steven J. Hyde III and Jackie Burkhart Danny Masterson and Mila Kunis, but those weren't the two to get married, SIGH. It was Danny and his long-time girlfriend, Bijou Phillips who did the knot-tying this time around.
Congrats to the happy couple, and may all friendships and ties with Paris Hilton and...
I don't know, RuPaul, I think you've got this on lock, but if you feel like you need advice from this girl, then I guess I can't stop you.
Here's RuPaul's tweeted request:
And now for Courtney Stodden's lovely affirmation:
Oh, RuPaul, you're always just so good for a giggle with your sassy words and your sassy ways! Have you guys watched RuPaul's Drag Race? It's universally amazing. Last week I watched an episode with my BFF, my roommate, and my boyfriend, and we've all been...
Well, in some ways. They're both immensely talented when they have their shit together, they've both been in the spotlight for a long time, they both get ridiculed for their fluctuating weight, and they've both been photographed wasted out of their minds entirely too many times. That's why these photos of Christina reminded me of Jessica Simpson: the sad drunk face that breaks your heart right before it vomits.
The most important difference between these two ladies though? Jessica has alway...