OH. MY GOD. Is this not the cheesiest video ad you've ever seen in your entire life? I mean, yeah, it was supposed to be over-the-top Old Hollywood, but this? Oh man. This is just Bad with a capital B. And was it scripted, or did she come up with all of this smarmy, saccharine BS herself? Those little muscles between my ribcage? Those bitches have a serious hurt on right now, because I just laughed myself into spasms and almost-incontinence.
Seriously, though, I like Scarlett, I do. Mostly when she's acting in independent films and not trying to be a vapid seductress all of the time. She's an OK kid. But this commercial or whatever ... my goodness, guys. It's the height of laughability. />
OH. MY GOD. Is this not the cheesiest video ad you've ever seen in your entire life? I mean, yeah, it was supposed to be over-the-top Old Hollywood, but this? Oh man. This is just Bad with a capital B. And was it scripted, or did she come up with all of this smarmy, saccharine BS herself? Those little muscles between my ribcage? Those bitches have a serious hurt on right now, because I just laughed myself into spasms and almost-incontinence.
Seriously, though, I like Scarlett, I do. Mostly ...
If these photos aren't evidence enough, I don't know what to tell you. Maybe you grew up with a homemade chocolate chip cookie-baking mom who wore aprons and pressed your pants every night before school, but Kate Gosselin is not that mom. Nope, guys, Kate Gosselin is the mom who constantly bitches and moans and though she shops for articles of clothing with names like Balenciaga, Ferragamo, and Fend and spends thousands on her hair, she makes her kids shop at Old Navy and then yells at them in public as they walk to the car, seemingly empty-handed.
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Justin Bieber allegedly cheated on Selena Gomez with this chick. Who's name is Macarena. [The Superficial]
Inspired by Ryan Gosling. [Lainey Gossip]
Something about this new couple that I just hate. [The Superficial]
Girl, it's a girl! [Starpulse]
Courtney Love's in trouble again. [ICYDK]
Kate Gosselin's family portraits. [INFDaily]
James Franco pulls out. [Huff Po]
The boy, who IS his son, will not testify. [CDL]
When men cuddle dogs. [Caught on Set]
Lindsay is unfulfilled. [Lai...
For her video that is, her new video for just-released single 'We Found Love,' which seems to be an almost-spin-off of her former relationship with Chris Brown. The dude in the video even has the same hairstyle and color as Chris had at one point. The only thing that appears to be different is that I don't think Rihanna puked ribbons, and I don't think Chris Brown was as soulful as this guy is (he doesn't have a soul, remember?).
The video itself is pretty neat and there are a lot of cool visuals. However, it hits just a little bit too close to home to be comfortable with, and I don't think the Chris Brown comparisons are going to stop here. />
For her video that is, her new video for just-released single 'We Found Love,' which seems to be an almost-spin-off of her former relationship with Chris Brown. The dude in the video even has the same hairstyle and color as Chris had at one point. The only thing that appears to be different is that I don't think Rihanna puked ribbons, and I don't think Chris Brown was as soulful as this guy is (he doesn't have a soul, remember?).
The video itself is pretty neat and there are a lot of coo...
Do any of you covet freckles? I do. I kind of have this odd olive skin that more often looks yellow when I don't have a summer tan, and I think freckles are just darling. And now that Lindsay Lohan kind of melted her skin with all of the meth and crack, and it's almost impossible to admire her formerly-lovely skin, we'll just have to go and settle for Ali. I know it's kind of like preferring Ashlee Simpson to Jessica, but it's the sign of the times in which we live, guys. ALI LOHAN FOREVER.
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This was the end result of Lindsay's court stint yesterday, where she was reprimanded and told to come back November 2nd for sentencing. Lindsay, as Emily noted, has to work two full eight-hour days at the LA County Morgue (hopefully doing the really nasty-ass stuff, not just answering phones and tagging toes) before that date.
All I can say is "Please please please get arrested seven more times, Lindsay, because I really want to make a calendar happen." ...
Oh, I almost forgot to tell you guys. Scarlett Johansson and Joseph Gordon-Levitt were spied making out with each other a month ago. A month ago! I know! And we're only just hearing about it? Some scoop, Us Weekly.
Anyway, I am not entirely opposed to this new pairing. The two are pretty close in age (he's 30), have both been in the biz since they were each 10ish, and have talent to spare. Scarlett has always struck me as a little self-absorbed and over-serious, and maybe Joe could help her mellow out. It...
It's no secret that Christina Aguilera has been looking kind of rough these days. Something about all the booze just doesn't flatter her that much. But in these photos where she's not all made up - or at least not all made up for Christina - I think she looks really great!
Now if she would just put on some pants ...
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But really, would you? Because Kelsey Grammer says that his beef jerkey-scented ex, Camille did, and personally, I feel like that's a really questionable desire:
Camille asked for a divorce really almost the first day we were married. If you say you want a divorce enough times, you're going to get one. I think what I was trying to do was sell it to myself. There was this small voice in the back of my head saying, 'This isn't going to work.' But I stuck to it.
She married me because I was Frasier.
I...
Who would have thunk it, right? I thought Taylor Swift was too sweet and Jon Bon Jovi was too awesome to cavort with the likes of Katherine Heigl, but it looks like I was wrong. If you hear Katherine tell it, she's the most friendly lady in all the land:
When Katherine wasn’t busy filming [for New Year's Eve, she joined husband Josh Kelly on the road where he was touring with Taylor Swift … and the two blondes totally hit it off.
“I adore that girl,” Katherine told us on the carpet. “I was ...
As Jenn told you this morning, Lindsay Lohan got reassigned to community service at the morgue because she's an entitled little monster who just can't get her shit together. When we last left off, Lindsay was due back in court so everyone could talk about how hard she violated her probation. Aaaaand, we're off!
Lindsay's probation was revoked! She was led out of the courtroom in handcuffs, and her bail was set at $100,000, though she's already out, natch. She has another hearing on No...
All tits, weird legs. [The Superficial]
Maybe Lindsay will go to jail, maybe she won't. [Lainey Gossip]
Celebrity Halloween costumes. [Starpulse]
Hot Russian ... ice girls? [Busted Coverage]
Jason Biggs needs to lay off the pie. [Socialite Life]
John Stamos as Elvis? [Seriously OMG]
Rihanna's new video about Chris Brown? [The Frisky]
Bradley Cooper's face all busted up. [Caught on Set]
20 Best posthumously-released films. [Pajiba]
Stars attend the newly reopened Studio 54. [theBERRY]
Taylor Swift whines about being single. [I'm Not Obsessed]
Wait, they're divo...