Let me clarify: five years ago, Lindsay Lohan discussed her 10 year plan with In Style, so today, she’s halfway in. And, well, it’s not looking too good:
“I want to get married before I’m 30. And have my house. And make the kind of record I want. And I’d like to win an Oscar before then.”
So she’s got the house. And … um … huh. She’s got five more years, that’s another thing she has! Anything could happen in five years! She could meet her soul mate and get married, she could make a beautiful record full of touching, soulful music. And of course she could win an Oscar! She’s Lindsay Lohan, ok, she was in The Parent Trap, for God’s sake!
And yes, that photo above is Lindsay from five years ago. Oh, what time and meth can do!
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Don’t forget, everybody! Lindsay’s done all the work for that Oscar; all that’s left is “public perception”!