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Here We Go Again: Lindsay Lohan Could Go to Jail on Wednesday

A photo of Lindsay Lohan

Yes, Lindsay Lohan could possibly end up in jail on Wednesday. Shocking, right? She has a hearing where the judge is going to be all “why did you screw up your community service in every imaginable way? Why have you been skipping those therapy sessions? These ain’t options, girl, this is your probation and you’re not doing it right.” And Lindsay will be like “BUT I’M A GOOD PERSON!” Oh, and she’ll be wearing something inappropriate, we can’t forget that part.

If the judge decides that Lindsay violated her probation, she could be sent off to jail for up to a year and a half. Or, you know, thirteen days. Whichever.

I wish I could stand here (or rather, sit here in my bed with my laptop and my teddy bear) and say that I truly believe that Lindsay Lohan will finally be held accountable for her actions, but I just can’t. I’ve been burned by the false promises of the justice system too many times, and now all I can do is hope that this girl wears something ridiculous to court or rocks an offensive manicure so at least we can get a giggle out of this American tragedy.

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