I know, most of you probably think that’s a joke in itself, but I’m dead serious. When the girl’s wearing semi-normal makeup and isn’t wasted, making stupid faces and stumping all over the place – when she stays in one spot and doesn’t open her mouth at all – Deena Nicole Cortese is actually not all that bad.
Now we just need flattering clothes, talent, and a little thing called “better education,” and we might actually be talking A-list material here, guys!
Photos courtesy of the Daily Mail
Sarah, you didn’t mention how she managed to stuff those saddle bags and ham thighs into that sequined condom shes wearing…..so props?