It’s time for another round of weekly winnings for the Evil Beet Caption This contests! Check it out, and if you’re the winner, I’ll be sending you an email to collect your mailing information in order to send your prize. Sure hope you registered with a valid email address!
We’ll be choosing the winner of the above photo next Tuesday, so tune in to find out who it is!
The winner on last week’s Jennifer Love Hewitt photo: Cor A Looker
“If it weren’t for that restraining order, I swear Steven Tyler would be very love this twin Lifetime Movie idea I have in the works.”
First runner-up: Esmerelda
“The moment before deciding to spit or swallow.”
Second runner-up: KF
“JLH doing Jeremy Piven doing his Cosby impression.”
Congrats to Cor A Looker! As for the rest of you, get commenting if you want to win some free crap!
“Gee, I hope all this hairography makes up for my lackluster performance and growing beer belly…”
“Something About Mary” was her favorite Movie!!
“god, maybe I shouldn’t have eaten the cheese grits with the triple order of gravy fries!”
Britney’s midsection is like a Van Gogh painting…much better from far away.
I just saw Jeremy Piven in the audience and it scared the crap out of me…or made me crave fish tacos with extra sour cream…
What kind of Philistine puts sour cream on fish tacos? Any moron knows that you put white onion, chili verde, cotija, cilantro,and a squeeze of fresh lime
Hey y’all, guess what happened when I used a fork to get my frozen biscuit out of the toaster?
“I always wanted to be in Goldmember..no! not as Foxxy..as Fat Bastard.”
“Lordy, lordy! Why does that bean-dip have to kick in when I’m onstage!”
The treasure trolls have finally found a place for themselves in the 21st century.
“Hehehehe y’all it’s like I’m Simba or somethin’!”
Know what we do with pop stars who step out of their kingdom? Conservatorship.
By the way, that comment was left by me^^^ forgot to type my info :(
(the simba comment)
“I don’t know where my career will head or end but here goes nothing.”
The moment before the alien ship reclaims it’s cargo.
Getting paid to dance under the new Airbus engine unveiling wasn’t such a great idea after all.
i dont remember there being a fan here
The Golden Goose whips her hair back and forth!! (apologies to Willow Smith)
One, two… and a one two, three, four. Suck it up… suck it in. C’mon Belly get with the program. Hair Sucks it up and you, suck it in! Gees, where’s a good sync when you need one!
I tell you folks, it was SO HARD and SO long, it make my hair extensions stand on end…
Oh God, please help, one more good fart is all I need !
Sorry the one about the fart is mine. ^^^^^^^
Ooops, I farted again!
Ooops, I farted again!
Better check the beaming machine, Scotty, it seems to be on low power
I’m rich so blow me.
“I told ya’ll it wasn’t a weave!”
celine dion and richard simmon’s love child, sweatin’ to the oldies.
Beam me up Scotty
“Ohh there’s something about Maaarrry!”
Damn, those burritos make me fart!
Uh-oh! I think that was a wet one!
HAIR RAISING EVENT!