A cacophony of Teen Mom breast implants. [The Superficial]
TIFF photos that you should probably check out. [Lainey Gossip]
Swizz Beatz already stepping out on Alicia Keys? [Bossip]
39-year-old Spartacus star dies. [Starpulse]
BEST PHOTO I’VE SEEN ALL YEAR. [theBERRY]
Could Gerard Butler lose any more weight? [Cele|bitchy]
Rihanna rocking normal hair. [INFDaily]
Gross: a Contagion billboard grown from actual bacteria. [The Frisky]
Kim Zolciak‘s tie to a child molester. [Amy Grindhouse]
Amazing photos of an amazing Brad Pitt arriving at a movie conference. [ICYDK]
OK, Megan Fox – you’re better-looking now, so please: SMILE. [Socialite Life]
Of COURSE she’s smug. Wouldn’t you be? [Caught on Set]
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Hm. A cacophony of breast implants. I considered that for a second and decided we could use a new word:
Cacomammony: frequent use of discordant breast-body combinations of a harshness and relationship difficult to understand.
It actually is all Latin and it COULD be valid Neo-Latin (cacophony was from the 17th century). It also sounds funny, so I’m gonna go with it.
Besides; when you give a teenager in a trailer park 6 figures you’re bound to create cacomammony; as well as idiotically inappropriate sports cars and starving naked abused children.
I LOVE IT.