Oh, you guys! I’m just joshing! Taylor Swift just wrote on her arm because she got bored in 4th period and her friend Jessica was like “OMG, Tay, let me give you a tattooooooooo!” And Taylor was like “awesome, do it, do you think Brad will notice?” And Jessica was like “OMG OMG OMG!”*
I mean, I don’t have any hard evidence that that’s how this silliness happened, but that’s just what I’m going to go with.
Can you tell what Taylor has scribbled on her arm in marker? It’s a Dixie Chicks lyric:
Tell me everything I want to hear
Like it was your favorite year
Ugh, not even something from “Cowboy Take Me Away”? I’m disappointed on so many levels, Tay-Tay.
*Yeah, I know that Taylor is 21 years old. That makes the complete believability of that scenario even more troubling, don’t you think?