Look! My very first Courtney Stodden post! But you know what? I really lament the fact that this girl actually *deserves* her own post. I mean, what is this world coming to? It’s not as if I appreciate this teenager enough to merit a discussion, either – this is for the sole purpose of mocking her and hopefully pointing out to her what a stupid hole-of-ass she appears to be each and every time she opens her mouth about naked cooking, weird grandpa sex, or what true love means to her. I feel for the girl, ’cause she’s got a long road of regret ahead of her, and I don’t think she’s really going to feel the effects of what she’s doing until it’s way too late.
Anyway.
This is me, playing into the Courtney Stodden hype, throwing all of her rabid “fans” a bone, but really just satisfying my own sense for morbid curiosity. I CAN’T WAIT TO SEE WHAT HAPPENS TO THIS NUTTY-ASSED NUT. You know how it goes around these here parts.
Images courtesy of our partner, Socialite Life
“cant want to see” lolololol ;)
Is it me or are her shoes too small for her?
This is the first comment I have made on any of these sites. But this chick forced me to…. Is she gonna make that trailor trash stripper face in every pic she takes? And seriously, are women’s feet supposed to overlap their shoes like that? Just sayin…
Chronologically 17. Physically 30. Mentally 12.
This country may no longer produce any goods but at least it can keep spitting out freaks for the world to gawk at.
Her toes must be unusually long.
WHEN IS THEIR REALITY SHOW STARTING!?!
She looks bad girl
She looks constantly high
Frizzy hair + coke face
Who is this trash heap? She looks like Laverne De Fazio AKA Penny Marshall. http://www.sitcomsonline.com/photopost/data/720/LPenny_Marshall.jpg