Maybe “ambush” isn’t the right word for what this guy did. Maybe “creep” would fit better? Perhaps he “pre-sexually assaulted” her, is that a thing? Well, whatever the proper term is, Sarah Jessica Parker‘s security guard did it to her, and she did not care for it, not even a little.
Poor ol’ SJP was in Moscow, minding her own business, when her security guard requested that she sign his chest. A little weird, right? But I’m sure she’s seen worse, so she probably paid no mind to it. Then, a few minutes later, the security guard decided to take a chance and go in for the classic creeper move, the grab-and-tongue. It didn’t fly, but can you really blame a guy for trying?
Later, the guy made the following comment:
“I shouldn’t have done that as a professional but I couldn’t believe Sarah Jessica Parker was there, that close to me. Home life could be even more difficult but I’ll try to buy some roses and smooth things over.”
Well, I guess it takes all kinds, huh?