Remember back when everyone was all like "OMG PIPPA MIDDLETON. SHE IS THE HOTTEST THING EVAR"? I do. I sort of bought in to that whole thing, enamored by the Royal Wedding and a really flattering white dress.
But this? Well. While it's unquestionable that Pippa's got some good genes, and is undeniably attractive, she is not the simpering, sexually-charged Aphrodite that we all pegged her to be. Henceforth, the veil has been lifted, you know?
She's apparently very average, and while a lot of people might think that's ca...
And who is Ray Bradbury, you ask? (How dare you!) He wrote Fahrenheit 451 and The Martian Chronicles, of course! And if you've never heard of him, believe me when I guarantee you've read his short stories. The man is prolific. Also, he's not dead!
While this is hardly conventional celebrity gossip, the man---the myth, the legend, et cetera---turned 91 on Monday. Happy birthday to my hero! (A friend sent me this incredible link yesterday, as well.)
In other news, producers have finally e...
Are you counting yourself among those called "surprised"? I'm actually too sad to even classify myself these days. I know most people would think it's just as upsetting to find out that Amy actually did die of a drug overdose, because addiction is a big, bastard beast, but I'm finding it morbid in a very ironic sense that Amy was trying to get her life back in order and still this happened.
According to Amy's family:
Toxicology tests have found that "no illegal substances" were in singer ...
Milla Jovovich - still looking hot in a bikini. [The Superficial]
Joe Francis surrenders to LAPD. [TMZ]
This is one curvy-ass Megan Fox. [Starpulse]
Eminem and Rihanna spotted out together. [Lainey Gossip]
Pride & Prejudice zombies have arrived. [LA Times]
Lindsay was reportedly wasted at Kardashian's wedding. [Yeeeah]
Lindsay also has positively no range when it comes to expressions. [theBERRY]
The most unbelievable Kardashian video ever. [Socialite Life]
I told you January Jones was a twatty bitch. [Cele|bitchy]
Megan Fox is getting rid of...
It’s time for another round of weekly winnings for the Evil Beet Caption This contests! Check it out, and if you’re the winner, I’ll be sending you an email to collect your mailing information in order to send your prize. Sure hope you registered with a valid email address!
We’ll be choosing the winner of the above photo next Tuesday, so tune in to find out who it is!
The winner on last week’s Seal/Heidi Klum photo: Rodger
"I hear they’re thinking of bringing back the 'Baywatch...
No, but seriously: good for them, I suppose. I know I hate on Ben Affleck a lot, and that's because he strikes me as a bargain basement discount power tool with an inflated me-complex, and I think Jennifer Garner's way too sweet and patient for him, but hey. It's not my marriage, and it's apparent that these two get along in some sort of way, because girlfriend just keeps popping out little girls and they ain't divorced yet.
Either way, nothing can get me down today - I painted my living r...
Please allow me to paint this inspiring picture for you. Ready? Ok. LeAnn Rimes was at a restaurant in Chicago with Eddie and his kids. Eddie was chewing up some lettuce to spit into LeAnn's mouth when a bold and sassy do-gooder decided to take her shot and approach the country star. And that do-gooder spoke for us all when she let LeAnn in on some home truths.
What you are about to read is a fictional representation of an actual event, based on LeAnn's Tweets:
Eddie: LeAnn, baby d...
Well, after he dies. He's going to be cryogenically frozen after he dies. It's not like Simon Cowell just decided to call it a day and go ahead and gear up for the future. Jeez.
Here's Simon's reasoning for his decision:
"It's an insurance policy. If it doesn't work, it doesn't work. But if it does work, I'll be happy. If it's possible - and I think it will be - why not have a second crack? Does that sound crazy? I think it's a good idea. I have a feeling that if I don't do it, I could regret it in 300 years."
I don't think it sounds crazy in the sense tha...
Oh no, not Justin and Selena! They can't break up! Not after all they've been through! How could this be? Does true love even exist anymore? What other tragedies could this week possibly have in store?
All right, now that I've gotten my impressive melodramatics out of the way, I can get to letting you guys in on what supposedly happened. Yes, there's a rumor that Selena dumped Justin, just like there's been rumors for the past few weeks. First, the story was that Selena had a problem with Justin's relationship with Chris Brown, but now, it seems like she...
“They get really, really red when I’m angry or passionate and pale when I’m miserable or tired. They have a life of their own. They get me in trouble. You know mood rings? I’ve got mood lips ... They are one thing I don’t have to work on.”
Rosie, honey. Sweetheart, no. You know and I know and hell, we all know that you're just the prettiest little thing, but baby doll, please. Maybe we should try keeping our mouths closed when we know other people can hear us and just stick to s...
Remember back when everyone was all like "OMG PIPPA MIDDLETON. SHE IS THE HOTTEST THING EVAR"? I do. I sort of bought in to that whole thing, enamored by the Royal Wedding and a really flattering white dress.
But this? Well. While it's unquestionable that Pippa's got some good genes, and is undeniably attractive, she is not the simpering, sexually-charged Aphrodite that we all pegged her to be. Henceforth, the veil has been lifted, you know?
She's apparently very average, and while a lot of people might think that's ca...
And who is Ray Bradbury, you ask? (How dare you!) He wrote Fahrenheit 451 and The Martian Chronicles, of course! And if you've never heard of him, believe me when I guarantee you've read his short stories. The man is prolific. Also, he's not dead!
While this is hardly conventional celebrity gossip, the man---the myth, the legend, et cetera---turned 91 on Monday. Happy birthday to my hero! (A friend sent me this incredible link yesterday, as well.)
In other news, producers have finally e...
Are you counting yourself among those called "surprised"? I'm actually too sad to even classify myself these days. I know most people would think it's just as upsetting to find out that Amy actually did die of a drug overdose, because addiction is a big, bastard beast, but I'm finding it morbid in a very ironic sense that Amy was trying to get her life back in order and still this happened.
According to Amy's family:
Toxicology tests have found that "no illegal substances" were in singer ...
Milla Jovovich - still looking hot in a bikini. [The Superficial]
Joe Francis surrenders to LAPD. [TMZ]
This is one curvy-ass Megan Fox. [Starpulse]
Eminem and Rihanna spotted out together. [Lainey Gossip]
Pride & Prejudice zombies have arrived. [LA Times]
Lindsay was reportedly wasted at Kardashian's wedding. [Yeeeah]
Lindsay also has positively no range when it comes to expressions. [theBERRY]
The most unbelievable Kardashian video ever. [Socialite Life]
I told you January Jones was a twatty bitch. [Cele|bitchy]
Megan Fox is getting rid of...
It’s time for another round of weekly winnings for the Evil Beet Caption This contests! Check it out, and if you’re the winner, I’ll be sending you an email to collect your mailing information in order to send your prize. Sure hope you registered with a valid email address!
We’ll be choosing the winner of the above photo next Tuesday, so tune in to find out who it is!
The winner on last week’s Seal/Heidi Klum photo: Rodger
"I hear they’re thinking of bringing back the 'Baywatch...
No, but seriously: good for them, I suppose. I know I hate on Ben Affleck a lot, and that's because he strikes me as a bargain basement discount power tool with an inflated me-complex, and I think Jennifer Garner's way too sweet and patient for him, but hey. It's not my marriage, and it's apparent that these two get along in some sort of way, because girlfriend just keeps popping out little girls and they ain't divorced yet.
Either way, nothing can get me down today - I painted my living r...
Please allow me to paint this inspiring picture for you. Ready? Ok. LeAnn Rimes was at a restaurant in Chicago with Eddie and his kids. Eddie was chewing up some lettuce to spit into LeAnn's mouth when a bold and sassy do-gooder decided to take her shot and approach the country star. And that do-gooder spoke for us all when she let LeAnn in on some home truths.
What you are about to read is a fictional representation of an actual event, based on LeAnn's Tweets:
Eddie: LeAnn, baby d...
Well, after he dies. He's going to be cryogenically frozen after he dies. It's not like Simon Cowell just decided to call it a day and go ahead and gear up for the future. Jeez.
Here's Simon's reasoning for his decision:
"It's an insurance policy. If it doesn't work, it doesn't work. But if it does work, I'll be happy. If it's possible - and I think it will be - why not have a second crack? Does that sound crazy? I think it's a good idea. I have a feeling that if I don't do it, I could regret it in 300 years."
I don't think it sounds crazy in the sense tha...
Oh no, not Justin and Selena! They can't break up! Not after all they've been through! How could this be? Does true love even exist anymore? What other tragedies could this week possibly have in store?
All right, now that I've gotten my impressive melodramatics out of the way, I can get to letting you guys in on what supposedly happened. Yes, there's a rumor that Selena dumped Justin, just like there's been rumors for the past few weeks. First, the story was that Selena had a problem with Justin's relationship with Chris Brown, but now, it seems like she...
“They get really, really red when I’m angry or passionate and pale when I’m miserable or tired. They have a life of their own. They get me in trouble. You know mood rings? I’ve got mood lips ... They are one thing I don’t have to work on.”
Rosie, honey. Sweetheart, no. You know and I know and hell, we all know that you're just the prettiest little thing, but baby doll, please. Maybe we should try keeping our mouths closed when we know other people can hear us and just stick to s...