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Paris Hilton Tries for Britney-Caliber Fame, Falls Short

photo of paris hilton blue wig pictures photos hot nudes pics What, am I'm saying that any time a celebrity dons a wig of unnatural hair color that it's automatically akin to Britney's pink bewigged meltdown? Well, yeah. I know most of you'd automatically think of Katy Perry when you see the blue wig, but not this girl. I come from the old school of Britney Spears rules and Katy Perry drools. Besides. Who's gonna remember Katy Perry in four decades, anyway? Yeah, Michael Jackson fans, and nerds worldwide, but come on. There's really no comparison when you ...

Morning Wood

photo of hot anderson cooper pictures photos pics Skarsgard plays peek-a-boo. [The Superficial] Cameron Diaz's big old pregnant belly. [Lainey Gossip] Jobs celebrities had before they were famous. [Bossip] The latest dude that Olivia Wilde's linked with. [Starpulse] Will and Jada are probably, most definitely, getting a divorce. [TMZ] Rihanna's yacht nipples. [The Blemish] Unrecognizable celebs before they were famous. [theBERRY] You'll never believe who's hosting this year's VMAs. [Huff Po] The best True Blood threesomes. [Pajiba] Anderson Cooper, how we love thee. [Socialite Life] Gotta love wardrobe malfunctions on A...

Oh. My God.

photo of brad pitt pictures photos moneyball 2011 hot pics OK. Brad Pitt may just have reaffirmed his "hottest man alive" status in my book. Or near there, anyway. Have you seen these promo shots? They are unbelievable. The pictures are gearing up for Brad and Jonah Hill's latest film, Moneyball, and even Jonah's looking ... well, good. I mean, he's lost so much weight recently that my head's spinning and I'm kind of concerned that I'm finding him mildly attractive and not-at-all repulsive these days, but damn, Brad Pitt. Damn. DAMN! From IMDB: ...

Love It or Leave It: How Good Does Natalie Portman Look?

photo of natalie portman post pregnancy baby pictures photos Doesn't she? I'm not quite sure if I'm a fan of the jumper-romper thing she's got going on there, but otherwise, she looks positively adorable, and totally amazing and normal for just giving birth to her son not even twelve weeks ago! I think after my first daughter was born, it took me the better part of fourteen months to look like this (but I'm willing to be that it was probably because of all of that rice pudding). What do you guys think of Natalie? {democracy:246} [gallery columns="6"]...

Look, More Disney Kids Are Having Kids!

photo of trace cyrus and brenda song pregnant pictures photos The funny thing, when I went to go look up Trace Cyrus's and Brenda Song's respective ages, just looking for more fuel to feed the indignation fire, I found out that ... they're not actually all that young. Trace was 22 this year, and Brenda was 23. You know what this means, don't you? It means I'm getting old. Trace, you might recognize, as Miley Cyrus's older brother. Here's a few fun facts about boyfriend: Though he's Miley's kin, he's only her half-brother; Mama Tish bore him of ano...

Some Evil Person Mailed White Powder to Craig Ferguson

A photo of Late Late Show's Craig Ferguson What kind of horrible person would do this? Someone who hates laughter? Someone who hates fun? The Associated Press reports that Late Late Show host Craig Ferguson was mailed a threatening letter containing white powder; both the LAPD and the FBI are investigating. (Neither agency will discuss details, of course, but we do know the letter was sent from France. The powder itself was confirmed as harmless.) This is really creepy stuff, though! Craig Ferguson seems like a totally arbitrary targ...

Christmas Must Have Come Early: New Florence and the Machine!

I can't even begin to tell you how excited I am about music right now. Just a couple of weeks ago I showed you the beautiful new tune from Marina and the Diamonds, and last night while I was perusing some Facebooks I saw that Jack's Mannequin is releasing a new album in October. And THEN today one of my very very favorites, Florence and the Machine, released a new song as well! GET BETTER, LIFE, I DARE YOU! This song simply astounds, right? Is there any other new music I should know about...

The Hutchisons Are Getting A Reality Show. Yes.

Did you squeal too? I think I squealed. I don't know, I made some sound when I heard this news that made my little guinea pig run back inside his house. But anyway, how glorious is this? My new favorite celebrities and models for soulmates, Doug Hutchison and Courtney Stodden, are getting their very own reality show! And it's about damn time. I can't embed the video where the Hutchisons reveal their reality show plans (it's on Radar, and I strongly suggest you watch it), but rest assu...

Did Will Smith and Jada Pinkett Smith Break Up?

A photo of Will Smith and Jada Pinkett Smith at the Grammys So I just spent a very long time at the post office, waiting to pick up a package. The clerk took my little orange slip and wandered off, and I literally never saw her again. Thirty minutes later---that's 30 real-world minutes, not 30 "feels-like" minutes---a guy peered out at me and asked me if I needed anything. I was fuming, of course, because all of this occurred after I got off the phone with State Farm (I'm on Month Two of begging an adjuster to look at my car, which was brand new, was ...

Quotables: Megan Fox on How Skinny She Was Getting

photo of megan fox weight gain pictures photos hot pics recent 2011 "For a year and a half, until about four months ago, I followed a strict vegan diet based on raw fruits and vegetables, no bread, sugar and coffee. But I had lost too much weight. So now I eat a bit of everything. I train three times a week doing circuit training with my trainer Harvey Pasternak." You have no idea how glad I am to hear this. Now, if she'd just lay off the Botox and lip injections, we'd have some seriously hottest-woman-on-earth material going on right here, agreed?...

Afternoon Delight

photo of george clooney young pictures photos The one in which Rihanna has a sixhead. [The Superficial] Somebody gave this guy a talk show. [Bitten and Bound] Ooh, Zoe Saldana ... damn, girl. [Starpulse] Do you live in one of the most depressing states in the country? [Bossip] OK Go's Muppet theme song video. [theBERRY] Taylor Lautner, OMG. [Socialite Life] Jennifer Morrison filming her new show. [Caught on Set] More Frances Bean Cobain photos. [Yeeeah] Sandra Lee, the pornographic cook. [The Blemish] Only a cat COULD make Gwyneth Paltrow tolerable (and I hate cats). [OMGBlog] Remem...

Whoa There, Mariah Carey

photo of mariah carey twitter weight loss pictures photos WOW. Am I the only one who thought that Mariah's more recent pre-babies figure was sort of too far gone to ever return to what she was in, like, '98? No? Good, then I'm not alone. This is the most recent photo of Mariah Carey, sent to us via Twitter feed. Can you seriously believe this photo? It looks like it was taken back in '98, complete with happy-non-crazy-diva face. Damn, Mariah Carey. Damn....
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