Did you know that Dina Lohan wrote her very own script? Because she did! Her movie's called Growing Defiant, and it's "a hard look at the social pressures that can lead a kid in the wrong direction." Oh, Lohans.
But you guys, the way that Dina is completely ripping off her own daughter's life story isn't even the best part! The best part is her "suggested cast list." Ready?
According to the business plan, the actors she'll go after include Dakota Fanning, Selena Gomez, Michael Cera, James...
Oh, Ashlee Simpson. This bitch gets on my last nerve, she really does. Really, anyone who has ever looked at Pete Wentz can tell that he's been through enough, but no, Ashlee just keeps on and keeps on sucking that soul out of him, and her very latest tactic? Drunk dialing. Because everybody loves That Girl.
From Us Weekly via Celebitchy:
A source says [Ashlee Simpson], 26, recently placed an inebriated call to Pete Wentz, whom she’s divorcing. “Ashlee was telling Pete how much she misses him and want...
“Marilyn was the beautiful bad girl in that tight, rose-colored dress. The character she played was strong and taking control, which I unconsciously knew at that young age [12] was a necessary quality for a woman. I can understand the photographer Bernard of Hollywood’s [Bruno Bernard] statement, 'it took a superhuman effort to be Marilyn.’ I identify.
“People in their mind have created who I am and act as if there is no real person inside of me. Just like Marilyn. Marilyn never wanted to...
Courteney looks pretty good, right? I mean, she's 47, she's been going through some stressful times, and this picture was taken right as she was leaving a dinner with her daughter and the husband she's currently separated from, so we can cut her some slack for those bags under her eyes, right? Yeah, I think that would be nice of us.
What do you guys think? Does Courteney still have it, or has she definitely seen better days?
Image courtesy of Starpulse...
Do you know what I just mistyped? "Sean Peen." And then I couldn't let it go without telling you, because it is the best of all my Freudian finger-slips this week.
Anyway, here's a photo of Sean Peen, taking a stroll with his new lady, courtesy of People. Meh. We'll know this relationship is serious once they're photographed jogging together. (What? Oh.)
Why is this news, you ask? At first, I totally thought Sean Penn was already dating somebody new. Not so!
In fact, Sean Penn's gir...
Well, my brain just exploded. Of course, I'm on my all-new no-sugar, no-carbs diet, so any mention of hamburgers, hot dogs, or ex-New Kids on the Block makes me ravenous. Still, this is straight-up incredible news: Marky Mark and brother Donnie Wahlberg are opening a burger joint called Wahlburgers. Reportedly, every burger will come dressed in a tiny pair of Calvin Klein undies, with miniature abs carved into each individual bun. Just kidding! But that would be great if it were true, right?
The AV Club:
Next year the brothers also plan to o...
Oh Amber Rose. You know, I really, really don't like you, but truly? I love your nudes. They're tasteful and appropriately sexual and there is positively no doubt as to why your milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. You're like the Jackie O of nude photos - poised, respectable, and untouchable.
Keep 'em coming, girl.
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I never really got into the whole nineties R&B scene, but even I vividly remember the day (today, actually) that Aaliyah was killed in a plane crash in the Bahamas after filming a final video for song "Rock the Boat." The pilot of the plane was found to have traces of cocaine in his system, and wasn't professionally licensed.
Such a damn shame.
Not only was Aaliyah an undoubtedly talented vocalist and dancer, she had already begun the crossover to movies, and had starred in both R...
I say that with lots of love, guys, because Jim Carrey's like the brother I never had (OK - the brother I wish I'd had). I really felt for him during his very public breakup with Jenny McCarthy, because I think it hit him hard (and if you don't, well then. You have some light reading to do, friends), and I think he's ultra funny and entertaining. Plus, despite the fact that he's a big, bad movie star with a repertoire a mile long, he does fun stuff in public with his daughter, and that speaks volumes.
However. Cyber-stalking our precious Emma Stone? I know she's gorgeous and talented and funnyman in her own right, but practically asking for dates via YouTube isn't exactly ... oh, wait. Never mind. I positively frigging loved this.
Good luck, Jim - I hope you get your girl! />
I say that with lots of love, guys, because Jim Carrey's like the brother I never had (OK - the brother I wish I'd had). I really felt for him during his very public breakup with Jenny McCarthy, because I think it hit him hard (and if you don't, well then. You have some light reading to do, friends), and I think he's ultra funny and entertaining. Plus, despite the fact that he's a big, bad movie star with a repertoire a mile long, he does fun stuff in public with his daughter, and that speak...
This is probably what Jennifer Love Hewitt looks like when she has an orgasm. [The Superficial]
Why is Ashton doing this to his face? Why? [Lainey Gossip]
More crap supporting the fact that Will and Jada are going to be done soon. [Bossip]
Avril Lavigne celebrates her new clothing line by hanging her tongue out of her mouth. [Starpulse]
Jeez, how far along IS Hilary Duff? [ICYDK]
Brad Pitt, fighting zombies. [INFDaily]
"I tried to kiss as many girls as possible." What female...
Did you know that Dina Lohan wrote her very own script? Because she did! Her movie's called Growing Defiant, and it's "a hard look at the social pressures that can lead a kid in the wrong direction." Oh, Lohans.
But you guys, the way that Dina is completely ripping off her own daughter's life story isn't even the best part! The best part is her "suggested cast list." Ready?
According to the business plan, the actors she'll go after include Dakota Fanning, Selena Gomez, Michael Cera, James...
Oh, Ashlee Simpson. This bitch gets on my last nerve, she really does. Really, anyone who has ever looked at Pete Wentz can tell that he's been through enough, but no, Ashlee just keeps on and keeps on sucking that soul out of him, and her very latest tactic? Drunk dialing. Because everybody loves That Girl.
From Us Weekly via Celebitchy:
A source says [Ashlee Simpson], 26, recently placed an inebriated call to Pete Wentz, whom she’s divorcing. “Ashlee was telling Pete how much she misses him and want...
“Marilyn was the beautiful bad girl in that tight, rose-colored dress. The character she played was strong and taking control, which I unconsciously knew at that young age [12] was a necessary quality for a woman. I can understand the photographer Bernard of Hollywood’s [Bruno Bernard] statement, 'it took a superhuman effort to be Marilyn.’ I identify.
“People in their mind have created who I am and act as if there is no real person inside of me. Just like Marilyn. Marilyn never wanted to...
Courteney looks pretty good, right? I mean, she's 47, she's been going through some stressful times, and this picture was taken right as she was leaving a dinner with her daughter and the husband she's currently separated from, so we can cut her some slack for those bags under her eyes, right? Yeah, I think that would be nice of us.
What do you guys think? Does Courteney still have it, or has she definitely seen better days?
Image courtesy of Starpulse...
Do you know what I just mistyped? "Sean Peen." And then I couldn't let it go without telling you, because it is the best of all my Freudian finger-slips this week.
Anyway, here's a photo of Sean Peen, taking a stroll with his new lady, courtesy of People. Meh. We'll know this relationship is serious once they're photographed jogging together. (What? Oh.)
Why is this news, you ask? At first, I totally thought Sean Penn was already dating somebody new. Not so!
In fact, Sean Penn's gir...
Well, my brain just exploded. Of course, I'm on my all-new no-sugar, no-carbs diet, so any mention of hamburgers, hot dogs, or ex-New Kids on the Block makes me ravenous. Still, this is straight-up incredible news: Marky Mark and brother Donnie Wahlberg are opening a burger joint called Wahlburgers. Reportedly, every burger will come dressed in a tiny pair of Calvin Klein undies, with miniature abs carved into each individual bun. Just kidding! But that would be great if it were true, right?
The AV Club:
Next year the brothers also plan to o...
Oh Amber Rose. You know, I really, really don't like you, but truly? I love your nudes. They're tasteful and appropriately sexual and there is positively no doubt as to why your milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. You're like the Jackie O of nude photos - poised, respectable, and untouchable.
Keep 'em coming, girl.
Read More...
I never really got into the whole nineties R&B scene, but even I vividly remember the day (today, actually) that Aaliyah was killed in a plane crash in the Bahamas after filming a final video for song "Rock the Boat." The pilot of the plane was found to have traces of cocaine in his system, and wasn't professionally licensed.
Such a damn shame.
Not only was Aaliyah an undoubtedly talented vocalist and dancer, she had already begun the crossover to movies, and had starred in both R...
This is probably what Jennifer Love Hewitt looks like when she has an orgasm. [The Superficial]
Why is Ashton doing this to his face? Why? [Lainey Gossip]
More crap supporting the fact that Will and Jada are going to be done soon. [Bossip]
Avril Lavigne celebrates her new clothing line by hanging her tongue out of her mouth. [Starpulse]
Jeez, how far along IS Hilary Duff? [ICYDK]
Brad Pitt, fighting zombies. [INFDaily]
"I tried to kiss as many girls as possible." What female...