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Guess the Celebrities!

A photo of Sean Connery, age 23 1) Hint: In 1999, People dubbed him "Sexiest Man of the Century." But back when this actor was 23? Ehhh. 2) Hint: Before he got started in improv and writing, this funnyman planned to become a serious dramatic actor. 3) Hint: Before she became best-known as a bitter divorcee with a serious case of OCD, she was a fashion model. 4) Hint: This towhead is still really short. Any guesses? The answers, after the break! Read More...

Did You Watch the Latest ‘Jersey Shore’?

The World Wide Web was all aflutter with Jersey Shore recaps yesterday, but I really didn't want to link to any of them until I got myself all caught up. As MTV has teased for months, Ronnie Ortiz-Aggro flies into an inevitable 'roid rage in this week's episode, yes. But until that climactic moment, most of the episode is, in fact, a paragon of mature conflict resolution. Deena's kerfuffle with Pauly D and Vinny? Resolved! Sammi and Ronnie's relationship? Comfortable and happy (until they get wasted)! Should J-Woww butt into Sammi and Ronnie's newly happy relationship, even though she was privy to Ronnie's secret phone calls to some strumpet named Hannah? Nope, Snooki advises sagely. Snooki and Mike's friendship is on the skids, too, but instead of letting "the Situation" escalate, Snooki makes a phone call to boyfriend Jionni. And all was well in Snooki-land. Read More /> The World Wide Web was all aflutter with Jersey Shore recaps yesterday, but I really didn't want to link to any of them until I got myself all caught up. As MTV has teased for months, Ronnie Ortiz-Aggro flies into an inevitable 'roid rage in this week's episode, yes. But until that climactic moment, most of the episode is, in fact, a paragon of mature conflict resolution. Deena's kerfuffle with Pauly D and Vinny? Resolved! Sammi and Ronnie's relationship? Comfortable and happy (until they get wasted)! Should J-W...

Beyonce Looks Really Greasy and Ridiculous in Her New Music Video

Really, Beyonce? This is how you're going to choose to do things? You and your man are one of the highest earning couples out there, and all you could afford was a bunch of grease and some ice cubes? Did you just get a friend to edit all this nonsense together as well? Come on, girl, at least last time you looked pretty and there was a huge awful wedding dress to look at. I expected more, I really did. What about you guys?...

A Kanye West Musical?!

A photo of Kanye West Yes, a Kanye West musical. Are you as excited as I am? The show is going down in Australia, where a couple of bros decided to get together to write, produce, and perform a delightful little two-man show simply titled Kanye: The Musical. But what is it about exactly? "This is a story of a struggle against the man to become the man. It’s about a guy who took a shot at the throne and didn’t miss." Songs from the show include "A Bright, Shining Star," sung by Kanye's mother upon her son's birth, "Rappers on My Dick," which takes place after Kanye gets popular, "What Was I Supposed to Do," a song f...

Leo Gave Blake’s Dad a Coloring Book

A photo of Blake Lively with boyfriend Leonardo DiCaprio, via Splash News …Aaaaand that's the whole story, right there in the headline. Radar reports that Leonardo DiCaprio gave Blake Lively's dad a coloring book for his birthday. There's such a good joke in here somewhere, but I can't quite wrap my head around it. I've been really dull lately---I think I might have some kind of brain-eating bacteria or something. But yeah, anyway, back in Texas we used to tell this one Aggie joke, and it went, "Hey! Did you hear Texas A&M's library burned down? It was tragic. Fortunately, they...

Chris Brown’s Neighbors Hate Him, Too

A photo of Chris Brown at the Reebok Classics Party August 22 According to the AP, a Los Angeles judge has ordered further investigations into neighbors' complaints about unruly Chris Brown. The judge expects a full report in time for Brown's October court hearing. TMZ first broke the news that Chris Brown is the "neighbor from hell," adding that he blasts music at all hours, parks his expensive cars in clearly-marked designated handicapped spaces (he lives in a condo), vandalizes the property, and even---get this---races dogs up and down the hallways. Dog...

Doc Brown: Back from the Future, Shilling in Argentina

"I'm sure that in 1985 plutonium is available in every corner drugstore, but in 1955 it's a little hard to come by."
Oh, Dr. Emmett Brown! Fast-forward to the year 2011, when you will someday drive your DeLorean straight into the alcove of a Garbarino! They sell televisions, cell phones, and computers, so I'm sure you'll be able to find exactly the right component to fix your "Mr. Fusion." (No plutonium, though---sorry.) The always-plucky Christopher Lloyd shot this commercial just two nights ago on the eerily empty streets of Buenos Aires. It seems… unfinished? Still, it's nice to see Doc Brown back in his lab coat. /> "I'm sure that in 1985 plutonium is available in every corner drugstore, but in 1955 it's a little hard to come by." Oh, Dr. Emmett Brown! Fast-forward to the year 2011, when you will someday drive your DeLorean straight into the alcove of a Garbarino! They sell televisions, cell phones, and computers, so I'm sure you'll be able to find exactly the right component to fix your "Mr. Fusion." (No plutonium, though---sorry.) The always-plucky Christopher Lloyd shot this commercial just two ...

Let’s Talk About Anne Hathaway’s Accent in ‘One Day’

A photo of Anne Hathaway at the 'One Day' premiere From the sound of it, a lot of folks are pretty amused (or, uh, not so amused) by Anne Hathaway's Yorkshire accent in the new flick One Day. Hathaway, on playing a girl from Leeds: One of the things I was struck by was that so often when people leave Yorkshire they don't hang on to the accent, the accent evens out and starts to mimic some new sounds from where they're from, so you can have 10 people from Yorkshire and they have 10 completely utterly different accents. But I worked with a ...

Kathy Griffin Loves Justin Bieber!

Well, she might not actually love the Biebs, but Kathy Griffin did make him the subject of her line-by-line satire of Jim Carrey's headline-making ode to Emma Stone. In the video, Griffin applauds Bieber's "lesbian bangs." She also promises Justin Bieber that she still gets her period, "'cause I know you like that." Tee hee. /> Well, she might not actually love the Biebs, but Kathy Griffin did make him the subject of her line-by-line satire of Jim Carrey's headline-making ode to Emma Stone. In the video, Griffin applauds Bieber's "lesbian bangs." She also promises Justin Bieber that she still gets her period, "'cause I know you like that." Tee hee....

Here It Is: the Trailer for ‘The Rum Diary’

A shorter version of this trailer aired on TV last night, and since I don't watch as much network television as I used to, I wasn't sure how new the trailer was. Turns out it's brand new---and it's news because Johnny Depp has been working on The Rum Diary since 2007. The movie itself has reportedly been locked in pre-production purgatory since 2000; Hunter S. Thompson, frustrated by the slow development of The Rum Diary, famously called the project a "waterhead f---ckaround." Hunter S. Thompson was 22 when he wrote the novel The Rum Diary, but the book was only finally published in 1998. It tells the story of Paul Kemp, a journalist who moves to San Juan, Puerto Rico, to write for a newspaper staffed almost entirely by alcoholics. (Not kidding.) The movie began filming, at last, in 2009, with Johnny Depp once again cast as its lead. It also stars Aaron Eckhart and Amber Heard. /> A shorter version of this trailer aired on TV last night, and since I don't watch as much network television as I used to, I wasn't sure how new the trailer was. Turns out it's brand new---and it's news because Johnny Depp has been working on The Rum Diary since 2007. The movie itself has reportedly been locked in pre-production purgatory since 2000; Hunter S. Thompson, frustrated by the slow development of The Rum Diary, famously called the project a "waterhead f---ckaround." Hunter S. Thompson was 22 when he wrote the novel The Rum Diary, but the boo...

Just in Case Anyone Is Interested in Lady Gaga and Bondage

A photo of Lady Gaga Remember when Lady Gaga did the Japanese Vogue a few months back? You remember, it was the cover with the meat dress and it had the first appearance of her male alter ego. Yeah, you remember. Anyway, it turns out that the photo shoot got a little weird and graphic, because now all these outtakes are being released. You know, stuff like Lady Gaga all naked and/or in leather and usually tied up in some fashion. Also you can kind of see her vagina in one picture, but definitely her breasts i...
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