"I am married to David Jones. David Bowie and David Jones are two totally different people. I did not want to get involved with a rock star. No way. It is not a sane thing to do but David changed my mind. He wooed me. ... I remember once the laces on my trainers came undone and David was down on his knees in the middle of the street tying them for me. I thought to myself, 'This one's a keeper.' He's not an enigma at home!"
So, alright. Are we all in agreement around here that David Bowie i...
Image via The Closer on Facebook
You guys watch TV, right? Okay: Are TNT and USA in some kind of Sisyphean competition to see which network can have the freakiest Magritte-style promos? (I mean, really.)
And what is with this photo of Kyra Sedgwick? Can you even call it a photo?
Here she is, airbrushed within the last spindly inch of her life, in a promotional still for The Closer. Poor saintly Kyra has been snipped, cropped, and dropshadowed, but worst of all---and, granted, you might ...
Has Kate Bosworth moved on already? [Lainey Gossip]
Lindsay, Paris and Nicky went on a bender and there's EVEN MORE PHOTOS SUPPORTING IT. [The Superficial]
Fantasia is pregnant with a baby from that dude she went to court over not sleeping with. [Bossip]
Jessica Alba rocks the hell out of pregnancy. [Starpulse]
What women can belch like a man? [LA Times]
The new Tron trailer: does it blow? [Pajiba]
Justin Bieber goes swimming in his boxers, hilarity ensues. [INFDaily]
Ryan Phil...
Remember little Maddie Spears? The baby who allowed Jamie Lynn Spears to put a stop to her fledgling career? Well she's stepping out herself, into the spotlight, and into people's hearts nationwide. I guess. Some people are saying "Mah god, will these Spears women never learn their lessons?" and others are saying "Aww, how cute."
And those cheers in the background after little Maddie sings her ditty? The loudest one is definitely that of Lynn Spears. You can practically hear the dollar signs in her eyes. />
Remember little Maddie Spears? The baby who allowed Jamie Lynn Spears to put a stop to her fledgling career? Well she's stepping out herself, into the spotlight, and into people's hearts nationwide. I guess. Some people are saying "Mah god, will these Spears women never learn their lessons?" and others are saying "Aww, how cute."
And those cheers in the background after little Maddie sings her ditty? The loudest one is definitely that of Lynn Spears. You can practically hear the dollar signs in her eyes. ...
Isn't this what we all do at the pool, ladies? Consume *bad, bad food and check out our areolas? I know that's what I do when I spend the day swimming. But maybe we're wrong about the boob-checking thing - maybe she's just looking for lost chip fragments. I know those bitches are sharp when you roll over on them, and she's probably just saving herself the pain and embarrassment of waking up after her sun nap with crunched-up, half-eaten tortillas all over her chest.
*I don't see the na...
"Why would you say that, Sarah?" Isn't that what you're thinking? You're thinking about Hilary Duff and her perfectly lovely figure wearing what appears to be a perfectly lovely, non-descript black swimsuit whilst lounging by the pool in the hot summer sun without any room for criticisms, aren't you? Well, you're half right - Hilary Duff does have a perfectly lovely figure and the suit is a perfectly lovely suit - from the FRONT. (I guess that'd make you three-quarters right, but I have always, alwa...
Whoooaaaaa! Did you feel that? That was the Earth settling contentedly on its axis, as all the Cosmos shrug: Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag are flat broke. Or at least, that's what the couple reports in a piteous new interview.
But perhaps they are also a little older, a little wiser? Hmm.
Spencer illuminates how the couple blew their meager fortune:
My whole million-dollar wardrobe---I would never wear that again. They're props. Everything we were doing, we were buying props. I boug...
"I am married to David Jones. David Bowie and David Jones are two totally different people. I did not want to get involved with a rock star. No way. It is not a sane thing to do but David changed my mind. He wooed me. ... I remember once the laces on my trainers came undone and David was down on his knees in the middle of the street tying them for me. I thought to myself, 'This one's a keeper.' He's not an enigma at home!"
So, alright. Are we all in agreement around here that David Bowie i...
Image via The Closer on Facebook
You guys watch TV, right? Okay: Are TNT and USA in some kind of Sisyphean competition to see which network can have the freakiest Magritte-style promos? (I mean, really.)
And what is with this photo of Kyra Sedgwick? Can you even call it a photo?
Here she is, airbrushed within the last spindly inch of her life, in a promotional still for The Closer. Poor saintly Kyra has been snipped, cropped, and dropshadowed, but worst of all---and, granted, you might ...
Has Kate Bosworth moved on already? [Lainey Gossip]
Lindsay, Paris and Nicky went on a bender and there's EVEN MORE PHOTOS SUPPORTING IT. [The Superficial]
Fantasia is pregnant with a baby from that dude she went to court over not sleeping with. [Bossip]
Jessica Alba rocks the hell out of pregnancy. [Starpulse]
What women can belch like a man? [LA Times]
The new Tron trailer: does it blow? [Pajiba]
Justin Bieber goes swimming in his boxers, hilarity ensues. [INFDaily]
Ryan Phil...
Isn't this what we all do at the pool, ladies? Consume *bad, bad food and check out our areolas? I know that's what I do when I spend the day swimming. But maybe we're wrong about the boob-checking thing - maybe she's just looking for lost chip fragments. I know those bitches are sharp when you roll over on them, and she's probably just saving herself the pain and embarrassment of waking up after her sun nap with crunched-up, half-eaten tortillas all over her chest.
*I don't see the na...
"Why would you say that, Sarah?" Isn't that what you're thinking? You're thinking about Hilary Duff and her perfectly lovely figure wearing what appears to be a perfectly lovely, non-descript black swimsuit whilst lounging by the pool in the hot summer sun without any room for criticisms, aren't you? Well, you're half right - Hilary Duff does have a perfectly lovely figure and the suit is a perfectly lovely suit - from the FRONT. (I guess that'd make you three-quarters right, but I have always, alwa...
Whoooaaaaa! Did you feel that? That was the Earth settling contentedly on its axis, as all the Cosmos shrug: Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag are flat broke. Or at least, that's what the couple reports in a piteous new interview.
But perhaps they are also a little older, a little wiser? Hmm.
Spencer illuminates how the couple blew their meager fortune:
My whole million-dollar wardrobe---I would never wear that again. They're props. Everything we were doing, we were buying props. I boug...