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The winner on last week’s Jon Voight photo: Lauren
"Attention MAKE-A-WISH Foundation: I said I wanted to go to ...
Katy Perry and hubby Russell Brand were just trying to take a nice, classy photograph together, when suddenly they were photobombed by the Biebs, who was sitting a row away at the 2011 VMAs.
Haw, haw! He's so crazy-eyed! This actually makes me really like the little squirt....
NSFW! NSFW! Marilyn Manson was seen entering Chateau Marmont with a masked lady. The only reason this is news? The lady's peekaboo Silvio Liu dress (NSFW! NSFW!), exposing a fuzzy merkin where her hoo-hah would be. Are these two going steady, do you think?
Manson's date is none other than performance artist Narcissister, a professionally-trained dancer and "living mannequin" who is never photographed without her mask.
Now, I know lowbrow performance art strikes anyone who has to work for a living (read: anybody who...
For a good long while, I (and I'm pretty sure everyone else around these parts) have been of the opinion that Miley Cyrus generally needs to class up, cover up, or just shut up. And while I have, on several occasions, stated that Miley needs to pray about dressing just a touch more conservatively, this business she wore to the VMAs is not at all what I had in mind.
It's all about finding a happy medium, Miley. There's a place between dressing like an actual prostitute and dressing like a Golden Girl, an...
Go ahead, guess. Here's a hint: you'll never be able to guess. Because it's absurd and it involves a giant inflatable banana.
Here's what went down. Beyonce's wacky little sister, Solange, was down in Miami Beach, and she was just trying to have a good time, you know, she was just trying to do her thing. She wanted to mosey on into a club and have some fun that way, and that's her prerogative, but our girl was denied entry. Why? Because she had the inflatable banana, of course!
From TMZ:
Cops say Beyonce's younger sis tri...
Selena Gomez is angling for a spot in a new vampire movie, apparently. [Starpulse]
Kim Kardashian: a never-before-seen clip. [Bossip]
LeAnn Rimes looks like something from Labyrinth. Uh, chilly down? [The Superficial]
Matthew Fox drunkenly manhandles a woman. [TMZ]
Ryan Reynolds photographed on his way to Sandra Bullock's house. [Socialite Life]
Let's remember Michael Jackson on his birthday, huh? [theBERRY]
Is Jennifer Love Hewitt riding a juvenile? [Cele|bitchy]
Sofia Coppola married. [Socialite Life]
Meet Amber Heard's girlfriend. [The Frisky]
Even Britney Spears doesn't want to swap spit with Lady Gaga. [Popbytes]
...
I don't know, guys. I was never really into Dancing With the Stars, and I was even more aghast when they asked Kate Gosselin to star on it for a season, so I'm sort of torn as to how I continuously feel about the show. I know it's not going away anytime soon, and I've made my peace with that, but it seems like the execs over there at ABC are trying really, really hard to lure in the under-fifty crowd by including people like Bristol Palin, Kendra Wilkinson, and the majority of the new season's cast. Who, you're wondering? Try these names out for size:
Nancy Grace....
I know I don't really ever have a lot of good to say about Rebecca Black (and I'm still scratching my head as to why she was even at the VMAs last night - she's neither owned by MTV nor producing, you know, anything that people are seriously going to continue buying), and I know this.
But young, small Rebecca Black looked really good at the awards show last night. She looked, dare I say it, classier than most of her peers did. The shoes? I want them. The shorts? I'd wear them. On the whole, it was a win...
I mean, don't get me wrong ... It was nice and all, but I thought that the applause wasn't nearly as raucous as it should be after the Tony Bennett duet, Russell Brand over-casually rushed his "heartfelt" Amy Winehouse speech, and Bruno Mars, really? They couldn't have picked a different artist, someone, like, with timeless lasting power to vocally salute the late Amy Winehouse? On the whole, I'm disappointed. The possibilities for something like this were endless, and yet we end up with something that's almost an afterthought. I know Amy wasn't as important to everyone around the world as she was to me, but she was innovative, unique, and above all, TRULY TALENTED - which is more than I can say for most of the entertainers at last night's VMAs.
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I mean, don't get me wrong ... It was nice and all, but I thought that the applause wasn't nearly as raucous as it should be after the Tony Bennett duet, Russell Brand over-casually rushed his "heartfelt" Amy Winehouse speech, and Bruno Mars, really? They couldn't have picked a different artist, someone, like, with timeless lasting power to vocally salute the late Amy Winehouse? On the whole, I'm disappointed. The possibilities for something like this were endless, and yet we end up with som...
These photos are a veritable treasure trove of both VMA presenters and performers. Katie Holmes, Kim Kardashian, THAT CRAZY JARED LETO AND HIS SUNGLASSES. *Does it get any better than this?
*No. The answer, when involving any questions asked which happen to include Jared Leto as a possible answer, the answer is always, infinitely 'no.'
Enjoy the photos!
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It’s time for another round of weekly winnings for the Evil Beet Caption This contests! Check it out, and if you’re the winner, I’ll be sending you an email to collect your mailing information in order to send your prize. Sure hope you registered with a valid email address!
We’ll be choosing the winner of the above photo next Tuesday, so tune in to find out who it is!
The winner on last week’s Jon Voight photo: Lauren
"Attention MAKE-A-WISH Foundation: I said I wanted to go to ...
Katy Perry and hubby Russell Brand were just trying to take a nice, classy photograph together, when suddenly they were photobombed by the Biebs, who was sitting a row away at the 2011 VMAs.
Haw, haw! He's so crazy-eyed! This actually makes me really like the little squirt....
NSFW! NSFW! Marilyn Manson was seen entering Chateau Marmont with a masked lady. The only reason this is news? The lady's peekaboo Silvio Liu dress (NSFW! NSFW!), exposing a fuzzy merkin where her hoo-hah would be. Are these two going steady, do you think?
Manson's date is none other than performance artist Narcissister, a professionally-trained dancer and "living mannequin" who is never photographed without her mask.
Now, I know lowbrow performance art strikes anyone who has to work for a living (read: anybody who...
For a good long while, I (and I'm pretty sure everyone else around these parts) have been of the opinion that Miley Cyrus generally needs to class up, cover up, or just shut up. And while I have, on several occasions, stated that Miley needs to pray about dressing just a touch more conservatively, this business she wore to the VMAs is not at all what I had in mind.
It's all about finding a happy medium, Miley. There's a place between dressing like an actual prostitute and dressing like a Golden Girl, an...
Go ahead, guess. Here's a hint: you'll never be able to guess. Because it's absurd and it involves a giant inflatable banana.
Here's what went down. Beyonce's wacky little sister, Solange, was down in Miami Beach, and she was just trying to have a good time, you know, she was just trying to do her thing. She wanted to mosey on into a club and have some fun that way, and that's her prerogative, but our girl was denied entry. Why? Because she had the inflatable banana, of course!
From TMZ:
Cops say Beyonce's younger sis tri...
Selena Gomez is angling for a spot in a new vampire movie, apparently. [Starpulse]
Kim Kardashian: a never-before-seen clip. [Bossip]
LeAnn Rimes looks like something from Labyrinth. Uh, chilly down? [The Superficial]
Matthew Fox drunkenly manhandles a woman. [TMZ]
Ryan Reynolds photographed on his way to Sandra Bullock's house. [Socialite Life]
Let's remember Michael Jackson on his birthday, huh? [theBERRY]
Is Jennifer Love Hewitt riding a juvenile? [Cele|bitchy]
Sofia Coppola married. [Socialite Life]
Meet Amber Heard's girlfriend. [The Frisky]
Even Britney Spears doesn't want to swap spit with Lady Gaga. [Popbytes]
...
I don't know, guys. I was never really into Dancing With the Stars, and I was even more aghast when they asked Kate Gosselin to star on it for a season, so I'm sort of torn as to how I continuously feel about the show. I know it's not going away anytime soon, and I've made my peace with that, but it seems like the execs over there at ABC are trying really, really hard to lure in the under-fifty crowd by including people like Bristol Palin, Kendra Wilkinson, and the majority of the new season's cast. Who, you're wondering? Try these names out for size:
Nancy Grace....
I know I don't really ever have a lot of good to say about Rebecca Black (and I'm still scratching my head as to why she was even at the VMAs last night - she's neither owned by MTV nor producing, you know, anything that people are seriously going to continue buying), and I know this.
But young, small Rebecca Black looked really good at the awards show last night. She looked, dare I say it, classier than most of her peers did. The shoes? I want them. The shorts? I'd wear them. On the whole, it was a win...
These photos are a veritable treasure trove of both VMA presenters and performers. Katie Holmes, Kim Kardashian, THAT CRAZY JARED LETO AND HIS SUNGLASSES. *Does it get any better than this?
*No. The answer, when involving any questions asked which happen to include Jared Leto as a possible answer, the answer is always, infinitely 'no.'
Enjoy the photos!
[gallery columns="7"]...