Rihanna's drinking herself into a thick waistline. [The Superficial]
Anna Nicole Smith's home is affordable. [Bossip]
Ryan Reynolds is definitely hooking up with Sandra Bullock. [Starpulse]
The details behind Charlie Sheen's Two and a Half Men departure premiere. [TMZ]
Gwyneth is sleeping with who? [Lainey Gossip]
The most gorgeous photos of Jean Harlow. [LA Times]
The most bizarre things Angelina Jolie has ever said. [Socialite Life]
Kate Upton's unbelievable boobs in a magazine. [Yeeeah]
Ashley Greene is dating WHO!? [Rumor Fix]
Die Hard 5?? [Pajiba]
Kim Kardashian wearing see-through pants. [Amy Grind...
I'm not going to judge (too) much, but how nuts is this photo? No one's quite forgotten all of the crazy that Charlie engaged in after leaving Two and a Half Men, what with his coke suitcase and gonorrhea goddesses, and didn't Brooke Mueller just relapse, like, a week ago? These two are definitely a match made in unstable addict hell, but nonetheless, they're trying to unite and maintain "harmony" for the sake of their two, heartbreakingly adorable, young boys, and I'm not sure whether I shou...
(Pictured: the Batmobile. Unpictured: an unmarked police car. Preemptive apologies for any misunderstandings.)
Over the weekend, some kid---loitering near the Pittsburgh set of The Dark Knight Rises, incidentally---decided to try to carjack a plainclothes police detective.
And how did our young criminal intend to mastermind this heist? Why, he simply opened the door, jumped into an unoccupied seat, and ordered the undercover detective out of his vehicle.
And then, according to the Associate...
I know there's, like, different degrees of loserness, and Sam's got a lot of friggery to get ahead of Lindsay in this category, but she eeks a little bit closer and closer every day!
I'm not one to celebrate another's misfortune (not that, you know, DUIs are a mere "misfortune"; it's not as if she woke from a sleepless dream to say "Oops! OMG! I'm drunk and I'm driving! My bad!") but being that I like(d) Lindsay a whole lot more than I like(d) Sam during their relationship, I am positively ...
I'm sorry, Jennifer Lopez. I'm really, really sorry. I'm not sure what I did, but I swear I will never do it again. Please, please stop looking at me like that.
Wait, what? This is just a wax figure? The Real JLo isn't angry at me? Oh, thank God.
Madame Tussauds Hollywood "relaunched" their wax figure of Jennifer Lopez yesterday; even the replica looked annoyed about attending the event (via Idolator).
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I've never known a time when Pamela Anderson was hot. I'm not sure if I was too young when Baywatch was big or, like, if I was alive or just didn't care about boobs then or what, but to me, Pamela has always been a scary, trashy lady. And this little ensemble does nothing to change my mind.
The askew straps. The dumb shoes. The entire outfit. Nothing Pam is doing right here is working even a little bit. But you want to know what the worst part is? The crazy eyes. Look at those things. ...
Well, don't I just feel hoodwinked. Yesterday I told you guys about how Amy Winehouse was in the process of adopting a 10-year-old girl. It seemed a little fishy at the time because the girl did already have parents and, as you guys pointed out too, who in their right mind would allow Amy to adopt a child in the state she was in? But you know me, I get real sensitive sometimes and emotions cloud my bullshit radar. But, lucky for me, Amy's rep went ahead and cleared up this bizarre mess of...
Are you guys hip to Kellan Lutz? You should be. He plays Edward Cullen's brother in the Twilight movies, and he is the douchiest douchebag to ever douche the earth. Are we all thinking about literally douching the earth now? I just want us to be together in this.
Ok, if you don't care about Kellan Lutz, you will soon. Right after you read some highlights from this beautifully delusional interview:
On how he turned down Robert Pattinson's role in Twilight: Yeah, I didn’t want to do it. I spent so much time filming in Africa, seven months, and that’s a long time to be away from your famil...
Well, in the 70's. Somebody left a baby named Jolene in a box on Dolly Parton's doorstep in the 70's. Which, personally, makes it about a zillion times more acceptable*. People were crazy back then, I hear.
Here's the story, straight from Dolly herself:
"Years ago, when I first started being a big star, I had fans that were fanatical. It was when 'Jolene' was a big hit," said Parton.
"We came home one day and there was a baby in a box at our gate with a note in it. The note said, 'My name is Jolene, my momma has left me here and she wants you to have me'. Of course, we all freaked out!"
...
Scenes from the new Batman movie. [The Superficial]
Al Pacino's daughter busted for DWI. [Bossip]
Pamela Anderson celebrates her birthday at a dark, dark nightclub - doesn't look terribly awful. [Starpulse]
Who was Emma Watson making out with at the carnival? [Celebuzz]
What are the guys of Glee THINKING? [Socialite Life]
Amy Winehouse's rep addresses adoption rumors. [TMZ]
Could you fall in love with your best friend? [The Frisky]
Kings of Leon: over? [Cele|bitchy]
Hel...
At least they're fully clothed this time. And not thrusting their hips all thither, thither and yon again. It's an improvement, on the whole, though I still don't fully get where they're trying to go with all of these music video parodies.
And also, why not just change their damn last names to Kardashian already anyway? The first names "Kylie" and "Kendall" just beg to be followed by the surname of "Kardashian." Get on with the inevitable, ffs. />
At least they're fully clothed this time. And not thrusting their hips all thither, thither and yon again. It's an improvement, on the whole, though I still don't fully get where they're trying to go with all of these music video parodies.
And also, why not just change their damn last names to Kardashian already anyway? The first names "Kylie" and "Kendall" just beg to be followed by the surname of "Kardashian." Get on with the inevitable, ffs. ...
I know it probably sounds like I don't like Kirsten, or I think she's crap or whatever, but that's not true. I actually really like Kirsten Dunst and I totally don't think she's crap at all. Did you see Jumanji? Interview With a Vampire? Elizabethtown? Those are just a few examples as to why Kirsten Dunst is just so fun and talented - and she's also spot-on with her interviews. Take this excerpt from her upcoming feature in Elle UK's September issue.
On wanting the wrong guys in life:
“We all ...
Rihanna's drinking herself into a thick waistline. [The Superficial]
Anna Nicole Smith's home is affordable. [Bossip]
Ryan Reynolds is definitely hooking up with Sandra Bullock. [Starpulse]
The details behind Charlie Sheen's Two and a Half Men departure premiere. [TMZ]
Gwyneth is sleeping with who? [Lainey Gossip]
The most gorgeous photos of Jean Harlow. [LA Times]
The most bizarre things Angelina Jolie has ever said. [Socialite Life]
Kate Upton's unbelievable boobs in a magazine. [Yeeeah]
Ashley Greene is dating WHO!? [Rumor Fix]
Die Hard 5?? [Pajiba]
Kim Kardashian wearing see-through pants. [Amy Grind...
I'm not going to judge (too) much, but how nuts is this photo? No one's quite forgotten all of the crazy that Charlie engaged in after leaving Two and a Half Men, what with his coke suitcase and gonorrhea goddesses, and didn't Brooke Mueller just relapse, like, a week ago? These two are definitely a match made in unstable addict hell, but nonetheless, they're trying to unite and maintain "harmony" for the sake of their two, heartbreakingly adorable, young boys, and I'm not sure whether I shou...
(Pictured: the Batmobile. Unpictured: an unmarked police car. Preemptive apologies for any misunderstandings.)
Over the weekend, some kid---loitering near the Pittsburgh set of The Dark Knight Rises, incidentally---decided to try to carjack a plainclothes police detective.
And how did our young criminal intend to mastermind this heist? Why, he simply opened the door, jumped into an unoccupied seat, and ordered the undercover detective out of his vehicle.
And then, according to the Associate...
I know there's, like, different degrees of loserness, and Sam's got a lot of friggery to get ahead of Lindsay in this category, but she eeks a little bit closer and closer every day!
I'm not one to celebrate another's misfortune (not that, you know, DUIs are a mere "misfortune"; it's not as if she woke from a sleepless dream to say "Oops! OMG! I'm drunk and I'm driving! My bad!") but being that I like(d) Lindsay a whole lot more than I like(d) Sam during their relationship, I am positively ...
I'm sorry, Jennifer Lopez. I'm really, really sorry. I'm not sure what I did, but I swear I will never do it again. Please, please stop looking at me like that.
Wait, what? This is just a wax figure? The Real JLo isn't angry at me? Oh, thank God.
Madame Tussauds Hollywood "relaunched" their wax figure of Jennifer Lopez yesterday; even the replica looked annoyed about attending the event (via Idolator).
[gallery columns="6"]...
I've never known a time when Pamela Anderson was hot. I'm not sure if I was too young when Baywatch was big or, like, if I was alive or just didn't care about boobs then or what, but to me, Pamela has always been a scary, trashy lady. And this little ensemble does nothing to change my mind.
The askew straps. The dumb shoes. The entire outfit. Nothing Pam is doing right here is working even a little bit. But you want to know what the worst part is? The crazy eyes. Look at those things. ...
Well, don't I just feel hoodwinked. Yesterday I told you guys about how Amy Winehouse was in the process of adopting a 10-year-old girl. It seemed a little fishy at the time because the girl did already have parents and, as you guys pointed out too, who in their right mind would allow Amy to adopt a child in the state she was in? But you know me, I get real sensitive sometimes and emotions cloud my bullshit radar. But, lucky for me, Amy's rep went ahead and cleared up this bizarre mess of...
Are you guys hip to Kellan Lutz? You should be. He plays Edward Cullen's brother in the Twilight movies, and he is the douchiest douchebag to ever douche the earth. Are we all thinking about literally douching the earth now? I just want us to be together in this.
Ok, if you don't care about Kellan Lutz, you will soon. Right after you read some highlights from this beautifully delusional interview:
On how he turned down Robert Pattinson's role in Twilight: Yeah, I didn’t want to do it. I spent so much time filming in Africa, seven months, and that’s a long time to be away from your famil...
Well, in the 70's. Somebody left a baby named Jolene in a box on Dolly Parton's doorstep in the 70's. Which, personally, makes it about a zillion times more acceptable*. People were crazy back then, I hear.
Here's the story, straight from Dolly herself:
"Years ago, when I first started being a big star, I had fans that were fanatical. It was when 'Jolene' was a big hit," said Parton.
"We came home one day and there was a baby in a box at our gate with a note in it. The note said, 'My name is Jolene, my momma has left me here and she wants you to have me'. Of course, we all freaked out!"
...
Scenes from the new Batman movie. [The Superficial]
Al Pacino's daughter busted for DWI. [Bossip]
Pamela Anderson celebrates her birthday at a dark, dark nightclub - doesn't look terribly awful. [Starpulse]
Who was Emma Watson making out with at the carnival? [Celebuzz]
What are the guys of Glee THINKING? [Socialite Life]
Amy Winehouse's rep addresses adoption rumors. [TMZ]
Could you fall in love with your best friend? [The Frisky]
Kings of Leon: over? [Cele|bitchy]
Hel...
I know it probably sounds like I don't like Kirsten, or I think she's crap or whatever, but that's not true. I actually really like Kirsten Dunst and I totally don't think she's crap at all. Did you see Jumanji? Interview With a Vampire? Elizabethtown? Those are just a few examples as to why Kirsten Dunst is just so fun and talented - and she's also spot-on with her interviews. Take this excerpt from her upcoming feature in Elle UK's September issue.
On wanting the wrong guys in life:
“We all ...