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Demi Lovato for Elle: Photoshop Hell or Evolving Mug?

photo of demi lovato for elle magazine photoshop pics I don't know about you guys, but I think Demi Lovato looks, like, completely different. It isn't because she put some much-needed weight on in the face, and it isn't her makeup - I really think something this drastic can only be attributed to a blitzkrieg attack of Photoshop. I know magazine photo editors want to ensure perfection when they run their issue, and i can understand having to adjust the exposure or the saturation of the photo, but completely changing someone's face? I don't get it....

Kanye West Hired Gordon Ramsay?

Kanye with Jay-Z on August 1 in NYC Our baby is growing up! If rumors are true, Kanye West has hired Gordon Ramsay to teach him how to cook. (Kanye reportedly wants to impress his entourage in the kitchen.) Please, please let this really happen. They're my two favorite hotheads! How the first cooking lesson will go, probably: Gordon: Hello? Kanye: Yo, dawg, I heard you like fresh herbs in your casserole, so I started a garden on my windowsill. Gordon: Oh, for F----'s sake. Kanye: Hang on, I think I forgot the casserole in the oven. *puts on a t...

Here’s a Prime Example of Why Sunscreen is a Necessity

photo of matthew mcconaughey pictures the paperboy pics I know Matthew McConaughey is aging well - and by "well," I definitely mean "without the aid of facial fillers or plastic surgery," and I definitely commend him for that. He was one hot-ass man fifteen years ago, and to this day he's still one hot-ass man. BUT. BOYFRIEND. NEEDS. TO STAY OUT OF THE SUN FOR AWHILE. His skin is starting to resemble that of a sweet, vintage leather suitcase. Or, you know, just Donatella Versace. This is a photo from Matthew's latest movie, The Paperboy, which...

Q: Is There a Way to Class Up Trash?

photo of jersey shore girls yrb pictures hot photos makeovers pics A: In a word? NO. But the Jersey Shore bitches are trying really, really hard in their shoot for YRB, which stars like Paris Hilton and Khloe Kardashian have graced the cover of. Yes indeedy, they're truly giving it the old college try, whatever the eff that means. Don't get me wrong: they all look good. All of them, seriously. Even the trollish one who normally makes Snooki look like a frigging tall, willowy beauty pageant winner. It's amazing, really. Anyway. I'm going to leave this one up to you guys - the Jersey Shore gals: can you dress 'em up and make them OK...

Lea Michele is Looking Good for Harper’s Bazaar

photo of lea michele harper's bazaar pictures interview photos hot Man, sometimes I'm really back and forth about Lea Michele. Sometimes I think she's an insufferable drama queen, sometimes I think she's alright; sometimes I think she's kind of odd-looking, sometimes I think she's positively gorgeous - and this time around, she's scored high in both categories. After seeing these photos of her Bazaar shoot and reading the corresponding interview, I have to say she's both alright AND gorgeous. For today. You guys know I can't promise what tomorrow's going to hold. On her career: “I don’t stop.  It’s my nature. Peop...

Afternoon Delight

photo of mariah carey hot pictures photos Kendra talks about queueing up to ride Hef's penis. Literally. [The Superficial] Rihanna baring her nipples and ass for some dude in Barbados. [Bossip] Adam Lambert talks about growing up gay. [Starpulse] Meatloaf "did not pass out." [TMZ] Gwyneth Paltrow says she's never smug or prim. [Amy Grindhouse] Jennifer Lopez gets wet and hot for new movie. [Socialite Life] Pippa Middleton is "royal mocha"? [The Frisky] Will and Jada Smith's unbelievable house. [theBerry] Vanessa...

Sean Kingston Was Way More Hurt Than Anyone Knew

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Remember that jet skiing accident Sean Kingston had back around Memorial Day earlier this year? How he was, like, in the hospital forever and reports came out saying he had broken ribs and a wrist and what not? Well it looks like it was much worse than that: his injuries were so grave that they necessitated open heart surgery. That's some pretty major stuff. Kingston states, though, no matter how grievous his injuries were, he didn't lose faith that he'd pull through. He also credits the accident for a realignment of priorities. Sean says: "In life, you basically got to count your blessings, you got to be humble, and stay focused and know that anything can happen at any moment. You just gotta keep God first at all times.” Word on the fact that positively anything can happen at a moment's notice. And that's precisely why you should always, always have a spare set of fancy IRONED clothes at your disposal. />Get More: MTV Shows Remember that jet skiing accident Sean Kingston had back around Memorial Day earlier this year? How he was, like, in the hospital forever and reports came out saying he had broken ribs and a wrist and what not? Well it looks like it was much worse than that: his injuries were so grave that they necessitated open heart surgery. That's some pretty major stuff. Kingston states, though, no matter how grievous his injuries were, he didn't lose faith that he'd pull through. He also credits the acciden...

Courtney Love’s Looking Really Great These Days

photo of hot courtney love wasted pictures photos australia pics And if the photos weren't enough to convince you that she's doing just great these days, here's an eyewitness account of what friggery Courtney's been up to in the land down under while vacationing and shopping for clothes. From INF: Courtney was seen drinking wine and perusing the wares. But out on the street she was seen stumbling around and looking very intoxicated. In fact, she was nearly run over by a car. She started to cross the street when the light was red and was pulled back by a ...

Quotables: LeAnn Rimes is “Perfect”

photo of super skinny anorexic leann rimes weight loss pictures pics "I think she looks wonderful. She is very healthy, and to me -- perfect." You know, that's a really nice sentiment coming from a husband, about that whole perfect thing. I mean, I've been married to my husband for almost four years and I've never been told I'm perfect, but that's OK, because we're a realistic couple and I know I'm not; just as he knows he's not. Do we love each other just the way we are?Absolutely. There's no question about it. That being said: I wonder if LeAnn would sti...

Morning Wood

photo of hot counting crows adam duritz pictures photos Chrissy Teigen's boobs are all over the internet. [The Superficial] Did you SEE True Blood last night? [Lainey Gossip] Beyonce on the cover of Harper's Bazaar: smoking hot. [Bossip] All-time favorite music videos - you might be surprised. [Starpulse] Casey Anthony turns up in Ohio. [TMZ] Vanessa Minnillo called Jessica Simpson an elephant. [The Blemish] Preview the Book of Ladies' Bottoms. [Huff Po] What do Evan Rachel Wood and Counting Crows' Adam Duritz have in common? [...

Love Liza

Liza, having a ciggie, sipping Coca-Cola through a straw Celeb fashion photographer Terry Richardson glammed up Liza Minnelli---the original Hot Mess, kiddies---for a new photo spread in Issue 6 of LOVE Magazine. Miss Minnelli is 65 damn years old, but she's still got the stems of Catherine Zeta-Jones, the clavicle of Lindsay Lohan, and the ferocity of Patti Smith. There's aging gracefully, and then there's aging LOUD. Do not go gentle! P.S. I did not initially catch that, in the photo up top, Liza is gussied up as a weary-eyed Statue of Liberty! Ge...

Blind Item: Which Actress’ New Boyfriend Worships The Devil?

I'm getting more comfortable with this blind item business. I feel pretty confident that I got that last one right, and if I didn't get this one here right, then at least I know it's not for lack of trying. Are you ready? Ok, here it is: This girl-next-door actress better hold on tight to her rosary beads because her new beau’s buddies are into sex rituals, witchcraft and devil worship! The star has been trying to kick her goody-two-shoes image for years, but she has no idea about this guy’s dark side. Anne Hathaway, right? She's one of the first people t...