Sometimes, or rather, all of the time, I worry that I'm the only person left in the world who thinks it's still fun to talk about Vienna Girardi, that girl who won The Bachelor and then didn't surprise anybody by acting like a total bitch. Is there anyone else? Just let me know that she's over and I'll stop talking about her, ok?
Anyway, since this might be Vienna's last hurrah, let's let her go out with a bang, all right? See, girlfriend just got herself a nose job because "in school, they called me Pin...
There are a lot of stylish ladies that we see around these parts every single day. They come and go like the soft summer breeze, so one would imagine that it would be hard to pinpoint the very most well-dressed lady celebrity in the whole world, right? Right, but, lucky for us, Vanity Fair went ahead and decided for us.
Who could it be?
Read More...
Justin Bieber is a loyal friend. [The Superficial]
Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart are the SAME PERSON. [theBerry]
Prince Jackson's Asian girlfriend. [Bossip]
RIP Cha Cha from Grease. [TMZ]
Kate Bosworth having another affair with Chris Martin? [Cele|bitchy]
New energy drink called "Pussy"? [The Frisky]
Jerry Lewis is done with his telethons. [LA Times]
Top 10 celebrity natural beauties. [Socialite Life]
Of course Kim Kardashian's on the cover of a 3D magazine. [Yeee...
Ah! It's everyone's favorite crinkly-eyed boyfriend, Jason Bateman, doing his promotional rounds for The Change-Up. And God, is he likeable. He seems so warm and genuine, even though everything he says is dripping with irony. Just like Chandler Bing!
But before Jason became high-strung Michael Bluth, he paid his dues as a child actor. Worst offense? That would be Teen Wolf Too, the 1980s' most needless sequel.
Still, every grievous mistake is an opportunity for redemption. So here's Mr. Bateman with Jimmy Fallon, reenacting a scene from Teen Wolf Too. />
Ah! It's everyone's favorite crinkly-eyed boyfriend, Jason Bateman, doing his promotional rounds for The Change-Up. And God, is he likeable. He seems so warm and genuine, even though everything he says is dripping with irony. Just like Chandler Bing!
But before Jason became high-strung Michael Bluth, he paid his dues as a child actor. Worst offense? That would be Teen Wolf Too, the 1980s' most needless sequel.
Still, every grievous mistake is an opportunity for redemption. So here's Mr. ...
Eeeewwwwww! Howie Mandel is reportedly subletting an office in the Vivid Entertainment building!
Vivid is the most prodigious porn production company in the world---they make all those porn parodies you hate to love.
Meanwhile, Mandel is so notoriously germaphobic he can't even shake hands with contestants on Deal or No Deal, so this is some seriously twisted OCD immersion therapy, man. I bet under ultraviolet light, Vivid's offices look like a Pollock painting. How will Mandel even function?
Still, TMZ reports that Mandel's office space has bee...
No, friends, fear not - Hugh Hefner (that is him up there, you know) is not dead. He's worse. He's planking. And you all know how I feel about planking.
Reports say that Hef's latest girlfriend thought it'd be funny to get a photo of her, ahem, boyfriend doing the stupid-ass trendy (?) thing, but I'm pretty concerned at how hard it was to get Hugh up on that table. And how hard it's going to be to get him off (because I'm sure he's probably still up there, waiting for EMS to arrive, 'cause old man bones just...
BITCH. Yup. A FAT BITCH. I couldn't put that in the headline, because I'm pretty sure our advertisers would have our collective heads on a stake, and I just can't be responsible for the skewering of Jenn and Emily's pretty little heads, especially when they're such nice, wonderful girls.
But truly, Kelly Osbourne called Christina Aguilera a fat bitch, and I love her for it. Not because, you know, I have anything against people of a certain body fat percentage, but because Christina Aguil...
Gwyneth Paltrow has lots to say about Gwyneth Paltrow, so listen up. [The Superficial]
Sandra Bullock is ageless, timeless. [Lainey Gossip]
Shaq is in some pretty big trouble, huh? [Bossip]
Justin Timberlake is the world's best dressed man - you might be surprised as to who the woman is. [Starpulse]
Kim Kardashian's WEDDING (not reception) is going to be four hours long. [Cele|bitchy]
Olivia Wilde talks about a naughty vagina tattoo. [Huff Po]
John Stamos is working on his o...
You know, I just noticed that we didn't even have a category created for Helen Hunt. What kind of BS is that? I watched Twister the other night for the first time in about fifteen years, probably, and I was reminded of how much I completely love Helen Hunt. Remember when she played on that show back in the day with Paul Reiser? What the hell was the name of it, Mad About You? She made Paul Reiser look good, and if that's not a sure sign of enduring talent, well hell. Go back to the Octomom p...
Ready? Say it with me now: euuuurrrrgggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
With zero prettying it up, here are the latest Nadya Suleman sex quotes from the illustrious Steppin' Out magazine:
"I only had one boyfriend my whole life and I never loved him. I only wanted babies."
"I can tell you that I never touched him [my ex-husband] physically. It was a different type of marriage. That's all I want to say about it. I'm the kind of person who can be with a man for years and never touch him. My mind is not wired that way. I don't need that kind of thing. People need sex, but I don't .. I have ze...
"When I was 19 I was drinking. I was at a bar and I had a few drinks and I thought, ‘You know what I’m going to do? I’m going to leave my car here, be responsible.’ I started to walk home and I was hit by a drunk driver. ... Broke every bone in my left side. I woke up three days later. And I remember my dad sitting there… (with) a vomit tray. And I guess I had been heaving in my unconscious. And nothing says love like painting someone with three-day-old Gin Rummies. Just soaked the ...
Sometimes, or rather, all of the time, I worry that I'm the only person left in the world who thinks it's still fun to talk about Vienna Girardi, that girl who won The Bachelor and then didn't surprise anybody by acting like a total bitch. Is there anyone else? Just let me know that she's over and I'll stop talking about her, ok?
Anyway, since this might be Vienna's last hurrah, let's let her go out with a bang, all right? See, girlfriend just got herself a nose job because "in school, they called me Pin...
There are a lot of stylish ladies that we see around these parts every single day. They come and go like the soft summer breeze, so one would imagine that it would be hard to pinpoint the very most well-dressed lady celebrity in the whole world, right? Right, but, lucky for us, Vanity Fair went ahead and decided for us.
Who could it be?
Read More...
Oh hey, everybody! Did you happen to hear that I despise Gwyneth Paltrow? Because I do. I think she's the most pretentious person, and every single thing she says makes me want to vomit in a jar and then ship it to her home so she can have a nice jar of old vomit, and if that makes me juvenile or gross, then that's just fine, because she's done far worse to me.
Anyway, Gwyneth just did Elle, and I wanted to share with you some of her ridiculous quotes:
On her Grammy performance: “Beyoncé’s like, ‘Okay. The singing is great. But you’re not having any fun.’ Sheâ€...
Justin Bieber is a loyal friend. [The Superficial]
Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart are the SAME PERSON. [theBerry]
Prince Jackson's Asian girlfriend. [Bossip]
RIP Cha Cha from Grease. [TMZ]
Kate Bosworth having another affair with Chris Martin? [Cele|bitchy]
New energy drink called "Pussy"? [The Frisky]
Jerry Lewis is done with his telethons. [LA Times]
Top 10 celebrity natural beauties. [Socialite Life]
Of course Kim Kardashian's on the cover of a 3D magazine. [Yeee...
Eeeewwwwww! Howie Mandel is reportedly subletting an office in the Vivid Entertainment building!
Vivid is the most prodigious porn production company in the world---they make all those porn parodies you hate to love.
Meanwhile, Mandel is so notoriously germaphobic he can't even shake hands with contestants on Deal or No Deal, so this is some seriously twisted OCD immersion therapy, man. I bet under ultraviolet light, Vivid's offices look like a Pollock painting. How will Mandel even function?
Still, TMZ reports that Mandel's office space has bee...
No, friends, fear not - Hugh Hefner (that is him up there, you know) is not dead. He's worse. He's planking. And you all know how I feel about planking.
Reports say that Hef's latest girlfriend thought it'd be funny to get a photo of her, ahem, boyfriend doing the stupid-ass trendy (?) thing, but I'm pretty concerned at how hard it was to get Hugh up on that table. And how hard it's going to be to get him off (because I'm sure he's probably still up there, waiting for EMS to arrive, 'cause old man bones just...
BITCH. Yup. A FAT BITCH. I couldn't put that in the headline, because I'm pretty sure our advertisers would have our collective heads on a stake, and I just can't be responsible for the skewering of Jenn and Emily's pretty little heads, especially when they're such nice, wonderful girls.
But truly, Kelly Osbourne called Christina Aguilera a fat bitch, and I love her for it. Not because, you know, I have anything against people of a certain body fat percentage, but because Christina Aguil...
Gwyneth Paltrow has lots to say about Gwyneth Paltrow, so listen up. [The Superficial]
Sandra Bullock is ageless, timeless. [Lainey Gossip]
Shaq is in some pretty big trouble, huh? [Bossip]
Justin Timberlake is the world's best dressed man - you might be surprised as to who the woman is. [Starpulse]
Kim Kardashian's WEDDING (not reception) is going to be four hours long. [Cele|bitchy]
Olivia Wilde talks about a naughty vagina tattoo. [Huff Po]
John Stamos is working on his o...
You know, I just noticed that we didn't even have a category created for Helen Hunt. What kind of BS is that? I watched Twister the other night for the first time in about fifteen years, probably, and I was reminded of how much I completely love Helen Hunt. Remember when she played on that show back in the day with Paul Reiser? What the hell was the name of it, Mad About You? She made Paul Reiser look good, and if that's not a sure sign of enduring talent, well hell. Go back to the Octomom p...
Ready? Say it with me now: euuuurrrrgggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
With zero prettying it up, here are the latest Nadya Suleman sex quotes from the illustrious Steppin' Out magazine:
"I only had one boyfriend my whole life and I never loved him. I only wanted babies."
"I can tell you that I never touched him [my ex-husband] physically. It was a different type of marriage. That's all I want to say about it. I'm the kind of person who can be with a man for years and never touch him. My mind is not wired that way. I don't need that kind of thing. People need sex, but I don't .. I have ze...
"When I was 19 I was drinking. I was at a bar and I had a few drinks and I thought, ‘You know what I’m going to do? I’m going to leave my car here, be responsible.’ I started to walk home and I was hit by a drunk driver. ... Broke every bone in my left side. I woke up three days later. And I remember my dad sitting there… (with) a vomit tray. And I guess I had been heaving in my unconscious. And nothing says love like painting someone with three-day-old Gin Rummies. Just soaked the ...