Today's Evil Beet Gossip

LeAnn Rimes Is Getting A New Tattoo!

A photo of LeAnn Rimes Do you see those little words there on LeAnn's ribcage? Well, that's not THE tattoo, it's just a stencil she had done to see if she liked it, which she did, so she's going to get the ink sometimes later this month. What does the future tattoo say, you might ask? It's a line from the wedding vows Eddie Cibrian made to her: "You gave me the courage to be truthful, I promise to give you the comfort to be trustful." I'm not an expert on LeAnn and Eddie's relationship or anything (I am really...

Is Bristol Palin A Sociopath?

A photo of Bristol Palin Because according to Levi Johnston's 19-year-old sister, Mercedes, she is: "Everything is about her, her, her. She has to have her own way. She'll be supersweet and then she turns into the most evil person I've ever known ... Honestly, she is the meanest person. I didn't know someone could be so vindictive and evil ...[She's] a sociopath. She doesn't think anything she could do or does is wrong." This is from an interview with Playboy in which Mercedes also claims that Sarah Palin is a bad mothe...

Afternoon Delight

photo of hot kathy griffin pictures photos Justin and Selena: getting MARRIED! [The Superficial] Sean Kingston is looking amazing since his recovery. [Bossip] Dianna Agron doesn't even look the same anymore. [Starpulse] Exclusive photos of a young Marilyn Monroe. [theBERRY] Charlie Sheen is saying that Ashton Kutcher saved his "career." [TMZ] How cute is Tobey Maguire's family? [I'm Not Obsessed] Is Blake Shelton an alcoholic? [Cele|bitchy] OHMIGOD Frances Bean Cobain is HOT HOT HOT. [The Frisky] Details on Charlie Sheen's death. [Huff Po] Outkast rapper arrested for felony drug possession. [Bitten and Bound] Is Jesse James trying to hook up wi...

Dennis Quaid Has One Fat Dog

Dennis Quaid carries his pug through security Could this be the most amazing photograph of Dennis Quaid ever? His dog is so fat. Over at BWE, Dan Hopper has already captioned this photograph with SIX amazing pug puns (my favorite was "In Good Compugny")....

Does Emma Watson Have a Boyfriend?

photo of emma watson pictures photos hot You guys know who Johnny Simmons is? Well if not, you better familiarize yourself right fast. Here he is: He's apparently the virginal Emma Watson's new boyfriend, and guys? He's hot. I mean, for a younger guy. He's twenty-five. I'm only twenty-eight, but he just looks ... so much younger than most guys I know, but a plus? He's from Texas. I have never met someone from Texas that I didn't like. Also, with the -ahem- one intimate experience that I had with someone living in Texas, I can ...

I Know You Were All Just Dying to See a Post on the 2011 Kids’ Choice Awards

photo of justin bieber and selena gomez pictures photos I know this particular show doesn't really reflect the "normal" person's points of view and tastes, but it's a start into understanding the minds of teenagers. Which is scary. And, um, scary. THIS IS THE FUTURE OF AMERICA, FRIENDS. HOLD ONTO YOUR ASSES. The list: TELEVISION Choice TV Show: Drama Gossip Girl Choice TV Actor: Drama Penn Badgley, Gossip Girl Choice TV Actress: Drama Blake Lively, Gossip Girl Choice TV Show: Fantasy/Sci-Fi The Vampire Diaries Choice TV Ac...

Lea Michele is Dumped from Funny Girl

photo of lea michele pictures photos funny girl barbara streisand pics Remember those Barbara Streisand comparisons that Lea Michele just loved getting so much? Well it looks like those days are over. Michele, who was being considered for the lead role in a Broadway production of Funny Girl, has lost the role to fellow actress Lauren Ambrose. Also, Funny Girl, if you'll remember, was the Broadway play that made Barbara Streisand an international star back when it debuted in the sixties. Still trying to be gracious, though, Lea says: "Honestly, I'm a huge fan of Lauren's and I can't wa...

Morning Wood

photo of colin farrell pictures photos Lady Gaga loves houndstooth. [The Superficial] More rumors that Scarlett Johansson and Ryan Reynolds are reconciling. [Lainey Gossip] Why we "should" forgive Arnold Schwarzenegger. [Starpulse] Marking Lucille Ball's 100th birthday with a contest. [LA Times] Nicole Kidman looking hot as a busty blonde. [Pajiba] Kate Hudson sans makeup and holy cow. [INFDaily] Who was sued for getting a facelift? [Amy Grindhouse] Redmond O'Neill going through withdrawal in jail. [ICYDK] Wine is a natural sunscreen? [The Frisky] Worst-dressed celebrities at the 2011 Kids' Choice Awards. [Socialite Life] Kelly Rowland and Beyonce's ...

Quotables: Kanye Applies for Martyrdom

Kanye West performs at the 2011 Essence Music Festival I walk through the hotel and I walk down the street, and people look at me like I'm (expletive) insane, like I'm Hitler. One day the light will shine through and one day people will understand everything I ever did. ---Kanye West, during a concert on Saturday. The entire speech, delivered during West's performance of "Monster": ...

You Know Who Should Eat More? ANGELINA JOLIE.

photo of angelina jolie skinny anorexic before and after photos pics Now before all the weight-weirdos get all bent out of shape because I'm not "accepting" Angelina just the way she is, let it be said that I'm not insinuating that sweet old Angelina here looks bad - at all. I'm merely saying that she's looked better in the past when she had a little bit more meat on her bones. I know she's naturally on the slender side, but it wouldn't hurt to change it up for this year, you know? I still think she's one of the most beautiful women to ever exist in the his...

Love It or Leave It: Rihanna Uses Bob Marley to Cover Her Privates

photo of rihanna hot bathing suit bob marley in barbados drinking a beer pictures photos Here's some photos of Rihanna rocking some really nice hair for once, and looking gorgeous. Say what you want about Rihanna, but you cannot deny that she truly is one beautiful girl. She might have questionable talent, bad taste in men, and in fashion overall, but you can't take those blazing good looks away from her one bit. So yeah. The whole "love it or leave it" part. That suit. It ... I don't know. It kind of speaks for itself, I guess. It's Bob Marley. Bob Marley, whose neck is perfectly ali...