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Look, Drew Barrymore Directed A Best Coast Music Video!

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Last night was a really bad time in my life. And I'm not talking "oh, I'm feeling kind of blah right now," I'm talking "irrationally hitting things, calling my mom at 1:00 AM, finally passing out at around 7:30 in the morning" bad time. But in the midst of my woes, I turned on MTV, this was around 5:00 AM, and what did I happen to see but this magical music video by Best Coast. And as I laid in my bed of sorrows, I made a note to look into the video when I woke up so I could share it with you guys. Because you're always on my mind. As if the music video itself wasn't enough, it turns out that the always lovable Drew Barrymore is the director! Plus, as if that still wasn't enough, the video features some supposedly big time actors that I don't know anything about, like Donald Glover, the guy who plays Troy in Community (never seen it) and Tyler Posey, the guy from the Teen Wolf show (will never see it), but, much more importantly, Miranda Cosgrove from my beloved iCarly and Alia Shawkat, the girl who played Maeby on Arrested Development! How can you not love it?! Except do you love it? /> Get More: MTV Supervideo, Music, Best Coast Last night was a really bad time in my life. And I'm not talking "oh, I'm feeling kind of blah right now," I'm talking "irrationally hitting things, calling my mom at 1:00 AM, finally passing out at around 7:30 in the morning" bad time. But in the midst of my woes, I turned on MTV, this was around 5:00 AM, and what did I happen to see but this magical music video by Best Coast. And as I laid in my bed of sorrows, I made a note to look into the video when I woke up so...

Twilight Star Kiowa Gordon Arrested for DUI

photo of kiowa gordon embry dui mugshot pictures photos pics Oh snap, here's some serious (?) Twilight drama for you to chew on: the kid who plays "Embry" in the films was arrested in Mesa, Arizona last night for DUI - and that's not all: the twenty-one year-old actor also had an old warrant out for a failed court appearance. Why did he have to appear in court, you ask? Um, drug paraphernalia possession and supplying alcohol to minors. Super, huh? Guess quasi-fame and fan adoration doesn't exempt you from being an asshole, huh?...

Tabloid Time: The National Enquirer Illustrates a Feud Between Jessica Simpson and Nicole Richie

photo of nicole richie and jessica simpson feud pictures photos pics From the Enquirer: Jessica Simpson and Nicole Richie are locked in an ugly feud on the set of their new reality show “Fashion Star,” insiders say. “Producers thought pairing them on screen would mean lots of fireworks to attract viewers,” said the insider. “But their personalities don’t mesh at all. Behind the scenes, the set is a war zone.” [Also,] “Nicole is always ready to go, but Jess lingers in her dressing room, keeping every­one waiting and asking to do multiple run-...

Jacob Black (Or, You Know, Taylor Lautner) Says Breaking Dawn Will Make You WEEP

Isn't it something like a hundred days 'til Breaking Dawn is here? Are any of you seriously freaking out yet? Will you go see it in theaters? I only just got into the Twilight franchise over the past few months, and in that time I've seen all of the movies to date, and, of course, have read all of the books (I'm considering going through them a second time to prepare for the new movie, just 'cause that's how I do), so I'm looking forward to seeing the next installment. I'm not going to, like, run out on opening day or anything, but I'll probably see it within the month it comes out. Oh, also? Taylor Lautner gets hotter and hotter regularly. Seriously. I remember when all this Twilight hubbub started and I was completely creeped out by so many of my friends drooling so hard over him. But now? Well. I'm whistling a different tune these days, that's for damned sure. />Get More: Movie Trailers, Movies Blog Isn't it something like a hundred days 'til Breaking Dawn is here? Are any of you seriously freaking out yet? Will you go see it in theaters? I only just got into the Twilight franchise over the past few months, and in that time I've seen all of the movies to date, and, of course, have read all of the books (I'm considering going through them a second time to prepare for the new movie, just 'cause that's how I do), so I'm looking forward to seeing the next installment. I'm not go...

Morning Wood

photo of hot black and white ashton kutcher pictures photos A nude statue was erected for Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez. [The Superficial] In defense of Miley and Liam. [Lainey Gossip] Top 20 highest-earning rappers of 2011. [Bossip] Kim Kardashian's really showing everything off these days. [Starpulse] Tom Cruise gropes Katie Holmes in public. Gross. [TMZ] What did Ali Lohan do to get more famous than Lindsay? [The Blemish] James Franco's sex tape disaster. [LA Times] Pop culture's 20 greatest dancing GIFs. [Pajiba] Guess the supermodel in the unflattering photo. [Socialite Life] Suri Cruise is getting SO BIG. [INFDaily] Ashton Kutcher's mak...

Quotables: Vivienne Westwood Says Kate Middleton Looks “Hard”

photo of red-haired british designer vivienne westwood pictures photos "I think she’s got a problem with eye make-up. The sharp line around her eyes make her look hard. Either she should be smudgy or wear none. It seems to me, that her image is 'ordinary woman'. Therefore, High Street shopper. And I just think she should be an extraordinary woman, wherever she gets her clothes from.” First of all, I know Vivienne Westwood is, like, this amazing, revered designer and stuff, but if you don't trust your own advice, there's not much else to say about that. H...

Some Photos of a Bunch of Attractive People at The Help Premiere

photo of emma stone at the help premiere photos pictures pics Is it me, or does this movie look insanely good? What? You've never even heard of it? Well it hits theaters today, so you better check out this trailer and GET SOME: Seriously. Awesome. And could Emma Stone be any more lovable? And this movie. I saw the trailer the other day for the first time while I was sitting in a doctor's office, waiting for my husband to get a colonoscopy. Good times, huh? So, I don't know if it was the effect of all that anesthesia running through the air purification system...

Charlie Harper Gets Hit by a Train, Talks About It

photo of charlie sheen pictures photos gross gold teeth dirty photo For all of you not in the know, Charlie Harper is Charlie Sheen's character on Two and a Half Men, and his character will be killed off this upcoming season in order to free a vacancy for Ashton Kutcher. Did you guys know how Charlie's getting written out? Um, here. From TMZ: Harper married Rose -- the neighbor/stalker he flew to Paris with last season -- but things went downhill quickly when she found him in the shower with another woman. In the episode, we're told Rose speaks at the fu...

Wow! Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino Will Hit on ANYBODY

Jesse Eisenberg and Mike Sorrentino on Leno 8/9/11 Last night, Mike Sorrentino and Jesse Eisenberg were both guests on Leno---Sorrentino was promoting the new season of Jersey Shore, of course, while Eisenberg was out in support of his new comedy, 30 Minutes or Less. So when Jay Leno asked Sorrentino to illustrate his pick-up lines on, say, young Mr. Eisenberg, Sorrentino was only too willing. And since none of us watches Leno, I'll just post the clip! Here's the Situation, demonstrating his command of the Italian tongue (heh): A ...

Quotables: If You’re Worth Your Salt, Then You Can Deal With Jeremy Irons Groping You

A photo of Jeremy Irons "[Political correctness] has gone too far. There are too many people in power with too little to do, so they churn out laws to justify their jobs. I hope it’s a rash that will wear itself out. Most people are robust. If a man puts his hand on a woman’s bottom, any woman worth her salt can deal with it. It is communication. Can’t we be friendly?" - Jeremy Irons enlightens us all. I bet a lot of you guys didn't know this, huh? I don't know why, it makes perfect sense - why would you ...

American Idol‘s Country Darlings Both Released Music Videos This Week!

You guys remember Scotty McCreery, that little country kid who won American Idol, and Lauren Alaina, that cute little first runner-up, right? If you don't, you will now, because they're out in the real world and they mean business. If you look above, you can see Scotty's very first single, "I Love You This Big." If you look below, you can see Lauren's very first single, "Like My Mother Does." And if you look just a little below that, you can see the comment button, where we can all start discussing how completely insane it was that these two were the finalists and that the immensely talented Casey Abrams is now a spokesman for inflammatory bowel disease. /> You guys remember Scotty McCreery, that little country kid who won American Idol, and Lauren Alaina, that cute little first runner-up, right? If you don't, you will now, because they're out in the real world and they mean business. If you look above, you can see Scotty's very first single, "I Love You This Big." If you look below, you can see Lauren's very first single, "Like My Mother Does." And if you look just a little below that, you can see the comment button, where we can all start ...

Here’s What Anne Hathaway Thinks of Your Apathy

First look! Anne Hathaway as Selina Kyle in 'Dark Knight Rises' Regarding the unveiling of the Catwoman costume: I was unmoved by it. If there is something two rungs beneath "apathy," that is exactly what I felt. And others felt the same way, in that they felt nothing. But Anne Hathaway has strong words for her costume's critics: Anne: "…I happen to know that MTV's reaction [to the Catwoman costume] was 'Meh.'" Interviewer: "Was it 'Meh'?" Anne: [coyly] "MTV's reaction was 'Meh.'" Interviewer: "That's why I'm here! I'm here to broker the ...