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Comedy Central is pulling out all the stops in promoting its upcoming Roast of Charlie Sheen, which is slated to coincidentally air the same evening as the Two and a Half Men season/Kutcher premiere.
Love him or hate him, are you excited to see Sheen get totally zinged on television?
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Comedy Central is pulling out all the stops in promoting its upcoming Roast of Charlie Sheen, which is slated to coincidentally air the same evening as the Two and a Half Men season/Kutcher premiere.
Love him or hate him, are you excited to see Sheen get totally zinged on television?
Well, if that fetus is a boy, I'd say there's a pretty good shot that he's going to look a little something like that picture above.
A forensic artist named Dr. D'Lynn Waldron made up this little image to show the world what she thinks the male spawn of Beyonce and Jay-Z will look like. Handsome little fella, right? Dr. Waldron imagines that the kid will have "father's feature's, mother's eyes."
Let's take this a few steps further, shall we? I think this child will have the artistry and ...
You guys know that I will take any opportunity to talk about Tupac. He's my favorite rapper, hands down, and if it weren't for the fact that he's been dead for 15 years come September, you'd probably see at least a mention of him every other week or so. He's magnificent, ok? He's the Lindsay Lohan of my heart, and I will sing his praises for the rest of my days.
Anyway, you know his friends, The Outlawz? They're a hip hop group that Tupac founded, and yes, they smoked Tupac's ashes:
The Outlaw...
Maybe I'm just an old biddy, but when I think of celebrity moms, I do not take even a nanosecond to think of Rihanna. She's too busy making horrendous fashion choices and having horrendous taste in men to focus on a child, and call me old-fashioned, but when you describe your ideal man as "hot and hung" and state that the thing you feel sexiest wearing is chocolate body paint, maybe you have a few more years of party in you before you need to worry about motherhood.
Here are the details from the National Enquirer (I know):
“Rihanna doesn’t see herself having a biological chil...
RHOBH is airing a suicide special. Classy. [The Superficial]
Kanye talks about Wiz Khalifa marrying Amber Rose. [Bitten and Bound]
Welcome back, Elisha Cuthbert! Damn! [Starpulse]
Tiki Barber's engaged. [Bossip]
Britney's Femme Fatale dancers are doing their own thing. [theBERRY]
Derek Hough goes shirtless. [Socialite Life]
Solange Knowles says cops are racist. [The Blemish]
Kim Kardashian's 'Turn It Up' video preview. [Yeeeah]
Laura Dern's doing a movie! [Caught on Set...
I mean, some of you couldn't blame her if she was trying, right? Some of you have really high opinions of what Brown's got going on below the belt, I think. Anyway, according to Lindsay's Twitter:
@ChrisBrown killed it. #MTVVMAs
Then, a few minutes later, she Tweeted:
@ChrisBrown wanna meet?
Chris Brown, so far, hasn't responded, but maybe he sent her a direct message featuring his brown Chris. That apparently seals the deal for most women everywhere....
There's a part of me that just sincerely died because I typed that. Not even because Tom Felton is the lesser-loved of the Harry Potter franchise (I rather like him, to be honest), but because there is a magazine out there called Da Man. Such a sorry state in which we live, friends.
Anyway, Tom took the cover of the most recent edition, where he talked about his career, his upbringing, and his future cinematic plans.
On how Tom feels about HP finally ending:
That’s kind of a strange feeling now that it finally...
From Page Six:
Shia LaBeouf was escorted out of the LA opening of The Box nightclub by security Friday night after a confrontation with a pal of shock rocker Marilyn Manson. The “Transformers” star “exchanged terse words with a friend of Manson’s, who lunged over the table at Shia, and Shia lunged back. Security stepped in quickly and broke it up before any punches were thrown,” a source at the party hosted by Belvedere Red told us, adding, “Two security guards led Shia out holding h...
Well hell. Finally a reason to watch DWTS. Just when I thought I'd have to make up transparent excuses to take peeks at David Arquette's sure-to-be awkward rug-cutting skills, I have a VALID REASON TO WATCH.
... Oh, wait, what? You don't know who Carson Kressley is? Well he's the ultra-fabulous blonde man from Queer Eye for the Straight Guy. Yes, remember that show? I never really watched it, but I had a little crush on Carson. He was so sweet and funny and dramatic and I just adored him....
J Woww should really do something about that nose of hers, jeez. It looks almost natural. [The Superficial]
Somebody cast Amber Rose in a movie? [Bossip]
"Someone" is trying to buy the rights to the Kim Kardashian sex tape. [TMZ]
Pregnancy made Kendra feel disgusting. [Starpulse]
Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel: officially back on? [Lainey Gossip]
Best and worst-dressed of the 2011 VMAs. [LA Times]
Gerard Butler's hooking up with WHO? [Socialite Life]
Lindsay Lohan refu...
It must really suck to be Angelina Jolie. All of the swanky magazine covers, and all of these adorable kids that follow her around and idolize her, and then you have that man of hers, Brad Pitt, who earns just as much as she does. Ugh. I just couldn't imagine waking up to him morning after morning after morning, could you? Jeez. What a downer. Plus to be so wildly attractive and sought-after for films. What a bleak, awful existence.
Angelina was interviewed this time for Vanity Fair, where...