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photo of hot gwyneth paltrow robe nude sitting pictures photos Lipstick on a pig indeed. [The Superficial] Olivia Wilde's boobs. Enough said. [Lainey Gossip] Casey Anthony is the most hated person in America. [Bossip] Have you heard the new super-group featuring Mick Jagger yet? [Starpulse] Paula Abdul is sweet, but completely delusional. [Cele|bitchy] Rose McGowan on being raised by drag queens. [Huff Po] Hot celebrities flippin' the bird. [The Frisky] Kanye falls down on stage. [Bossip] Someone turned Kate Hudson into Jessica Simpson. [Yeeeah] Did J Woww spend the summer getting tens of thousands of dollars' worth of plastic surgery? [Rumor Fix] ...

Kristen Stewart Poses for W Magazine, Completely Kills It

photo of kristen stewart 2011 w magazine pictures photo shoot pics You know, I really love this interview. And as a matter of fact, I really love this girl. Seriously. I know some of you have some major problems with her because she's "ugh, Bella Swan from Twilight," but whatever. You like what you like, am I right? Also, the photos. I love these photos. She looks like a 60s ... I don't know, like princess or something. She looks amazing, and I really hope her career continues to take off after all of the Stephenie Meyer stuff fades away, because this is one g...

Guess Who Hugh Hefner’s Ex-Fiancée is Living With!

Crystal Harris at PURE on July 8, 2011 in Las Vegas, Nevada. Whoa, whoa, what the…! How the…! Crystal Harris---who notoriously dumped Hugh Hefner days before their wedding---is living with a different guy! And while the pair isn't dating, the guy's identity is definitely interesting. So who is Crystal Harris rooming with? Why, it's Dr. Phil's son, Jordan McGraw! Whaaaat? How the hell do these kids even know each other? TMZ reports that the Littlest McGraw is hard at work producing Crystal's upcoming album....

Britney Spears Looks Amazing for New VMA Promo

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Wanna know how I know Britney Spears' career is on the mend? Because I can remember when even Photoshop and good camera angles couldn't even make her look good. This, in itself, is evidence that while Britney may never quite arrive again, she's certainly, and perpetually, on her way. The 2011 VMAs are on Sunday, August 28th at 9/8c. />Get More: 2011 VMA, Music Wanna know how I know Britney Spears' career is on the mend? Because I can remember when even Photoshop and good camera angles couldn't even make her look good. This, in itself, is evidence that while Britney may never quite arrive again, she's certainly, and perpetually, on her way. The 2011 VMAs are on Sunday, August 28th at 9/8c. ...

Love It or Leave It: Dianna Agron’s Pink Hair

photo of glee's dianna agron with pink hair pictures photos before and after nose pics OK, so I absolutely hate the hair - it looks dirty and you can tell by the way it blows in the breeze that going this pink totally ruined most of her hair, but the dress? I am definitely kind of loving. Redeeming factor! Also, since I'm being kind of picky on Dianna today, that new nose doesn't really do her a whole lot of justice. Seriously, I saw a picture of her a few days ago and I had a hard time figuring out who she was (not that I had an easy time pre-nose job separating her from the...

Sarah Palin’s Alright and Stuff, But I Have No Idea What She Means When She Talks

photo of hot sarah palin pictures photos hot politicians pics By "alright and stuff," I mean "she hasn't blown up any small countries" and "she's never been charged with domestic abuse." That kind of alright, you know? I'm not saying, like, I want to be her friend or anything, so to those who really, really despise her: please don't get your panties in a wad. Palin's latest comment with regard to President Obama's debt talks confuses me. Here: "I'm excited to try some of that famous fried butter-on-a-stick, fried cheesecake-on-a-stick, fried Twinkie...

Love It or Leave It: Break Out the “I Love Jennifer Love Hewitt” Balloons

photo of hot jennifer love hewitt hot pictures It's high time for a revival, I think, don't you? It's been ten or more years (or more; I don't know), but Jennifer Love Hewitt has been in the news on Evil Beet probably more times in the last year than she has in the last ten. Also? Remember that Lifetime movie she did a while back, The Client List? Well as it turns out, people love this thing so much, they're turning it into a sitcom. A sitcom. This is what girlfriend wore to the InStyle 10th Annual Summer Soiree and she is looking ah...

Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart Do Entertainment Weekly

photo of entertainment weekly kristen stewart and robert pattinson pictures photos O. M. G. OMG. Like, OMG. By a show of hands, who's going crazy for this magazine cover? I'm talking totally, batshit insane. Won't-be-able-to-eat-dinner-for-three-days nuts. I'll let you in on a secret: while I'm not completely falling out of my chair over this, like the girl whom I desperately desire to guest vlog for us, I'm pretty excited. Breaking Dawn wasn't my favorite Twilight series book, but it did have a few good parts - namely, the whole wedding/honeymoon thing. I'd be curious, ...

John Stamos Will Teach You How to Love Your Lady More Effectively

John Stamos on April 20, 2011 The key to effective lovin', John Stamos tells us, is cuddling. Embedded below is a step-by-step guide, a veritable Kama Sutra of Snuggles, in which Stamos demonstrates how to take your Bob Saget---I mean, your lady---to new heights of pleasure. It's all for a good cause: John Stamos is raising awareness for Project Cuddle, a "non-profit organization that offers safe and legal alternatives to baby abandonment." (Not that the video itself has anything to do with babies; I think the aim is simply to make "Stamos" synonymous with "cuddle." Sold!) ...

Afternoon Delight

photo of hot anna lynne mccord pictures photos Who was hot and who was not at the 10th annual InStyle Summer Soiree? [theBERRY] Some people just live in bikinis. [The Superficial] 'Lopez Tonight' cancelled because George Lopez SUCKS. [Starpulse] Lindsay on her drug video. [Cele|bitchy] Is Nick Cannon leaving Mariah for another woman? [Bossip] Is Rebecca Black a bully target? [LA Times] 11 nude celebrities as imagined by artists. [The Frisky] Miranda Cosgrove in tour bush crash. [TMZ] Hunter Parrish as Jesus? [Socialite L...

How Do We Feel About Taylor Swift(‘s New Video)?

Am I in the minority here when I say that neither Taylor Swift nor her music do it for me? Or do the masses here at Evil Beet feel the same way? I'm not saying that she's not a more-than-likely probably perfectly lovely girl, but this stuff? Is just not not not my cup of tea. Taylor Swift:
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/> Am I in the minority here when I say that neither Taylor Swift nor her music do it for me? Or do the masses here at Evil Beet feel the same way? I'm not saying that she's not a more-than-likely probably perfectly lovely girl, but this stuff? Is just not not not my cup of tea. Taylor Swift: {democracy:241}...

Kanye West is Tired of Being Demonized

photo of kanye west pictures photos norway He's Hitler, he's a demon ... I truly get so confused with Kanye and all of his West-ness. I just don't know what to think sometimes, or which "baddie" file drawer to stick him in. Last night at a show in Norway, Kanye said: "It feels so good to come by here and rock y'all tonight. We come to make sure you all have a good time 'cos so many bad things have happened. I'm so thankful to have my voice back and I want to thank everyone. Watch The Throne is number one in 23 countries with no pre...