

Lipstick on a pig indeed. [The Superficial]
Olivia Wilde's boobs. Enough said. [Lainey Gossip]
Casey Anthony is the most hated person in America. [Bossip]
Have you heard the new super-group featuring Mick Jagger yet? [Starpulse]
Paula Abdul is sweet, but completely delusional. [Cele|bitchy]
Rose McGowan on being raised by drag queens. [Huff Po]
Hot celebrities flippin' the bird. [The Frisky]
Kanye falls down on stage. [Bossip]
Someone turned Kate Hudson into Jessica Simpson. [Yeeeah]
Did J Woww spend the summer getting tens of thousands of dollars' worth of plastic surgery? [Rumor Fix]
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You know, I really love this interview. And as a matter of fact, I really love this girl. Seriously. I know some of you have some major problems with her because she's "ugh, Bella Swan from Twilight," but whatever. You like what you like, am I right? Also, the photos. I love these photos. She looks like a 60s ... I don't know, like princess or something. She looks amazing, and I really hope her career continues to take off after all of the Stephenie Meyer stuff fades away, because this is one g...
Whoa, whoa, what the…! How the…! Crystal Harris---who notoriously dumped Hugh Hefner days before their wedding---is living with a different guy! And while the pair isn't dating, the guy's identity is definitely interesting.
So who is Crystal Harris rooming with? Why, it's Dr. Phil's son, Jordan McGraw! Whaaaat? How the hell do these kids even know each other?
TMZ reports that the Littlest McGraw is hard at work producing Crystal's upcoming album....
OK, so I absolutely hate the hair - it looks dirty and you can tell by the way it blows in the breeze that going this pink totally ruined most of her hair, but the dress? I am definitely kind of loving. Redeeming factor!
Also, since I'm being kind of picky on Dianna today, that new nose doesn't really do her a whole lot of justice. Seriously, I saw a picture of her a few days ago and I had a hard time figuring out who she was (not that I had an easy time pre-nose job separating her from the...
By "alright and stuff," I mean "she hasn't blown up any small countries" and "she's never been charged with domestic abuse." That kind of alright, you know? I'm not saying, like, I want to be her friend or anything, so to those who really, really despise her: please don't get your panties in a wad.
Palin's latest comment with regard to President Obama's debt talks confuses me. Here:
"I'm excited to try some of that famous fried butter-on-a-stick, fried cheesecake-on-a-stick, fried Twinkie...
It's high time for a revival, I think, don't you? It's been ten or more years (or more; I don't know), but Jennifer Love Hewitt has been in the news on Evil Beet probably more times in the last year than she has in the last ten. Also? Remember that Lifetime movie she did a while back, The Client List? Well as it turns out, people love this thing so much, they're turning it into a sitcom. A sitcom.
This is what girlfriend wore to the InStyle 10th Annual Summer Soiree and she is looking ah...
O. M. G. OMG. Like, OMG. By a show of hands, who's going crazy for this magazine cover? I'm talking totally, batshit insane. Won't-be-able-to-eat-dinner-for-three-days nuts.
I'll let you in on a secret: while I'm not completely falling out of my chair over this, like the girl whom I desperately desire to guest vlog for us, I'm pretty excited. Breaking Dawn wasn't my favorite Twilight series book, but it did have a few good parts - namely, the whole wedding/honeymoon thing. I'd be curious, ...
The key to effective lovin', John Stamos tells us, is cuddling. Embedded below is a step-by-step guide, a veritable Kama Sutra of Snuggles, in which Stamos demonstrates how to take your Bob Saget---I mean, your lady---to new heights of pleasure.
It's all for a good cause: John Stamos is raising awareness for Project Cuddle, a "non-profit organization that offers safe and legal alternatives to baby abandonment." (Not that the video itself has anything to do with babies; I think the aim is simply to make "Stamos" synonymous with "cuddle." Sold!)
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Who was hot and who was not at the 10th annual InStyle Summer Soiree? [theBERRY]
Some people just live in bikinis. [The Superficial]
'Lopez Tonight' cancelled because George Lopez SUCKS. [Starpulse]
Lindsay on her drug video. [Cele|bitchy]
Is Nick Cannon leaving Mariah for another woman? [Bossip]
Is Rebecca Black a bully target? [LA Times]
11 nude celebrities as imagined by artists. [The Frisky]
Miranda Cosgrove in tour bush crash. [TMZ]
Hunter Parrish as Jesus? [Socialite L...
He's Hitler, he's a demon ... I truly get so confused with Kanye and all of his West-ness. I just don't know what to think sometimes, or which "baddie" file drawer to stick him in. Last night at a show in Norway, Kanye said:
"It feels so good to come by here and rock y'all tonight. We come to make sure you all have a good time 'cos so many bad things have happened. I'm so thankful to have my voice back and I want to thank everyone. Watch The Throne is number one in 23 countries with no pre...