The worst photo of Kim Kardashian that you'll ever see. [The Superficial]
If Bridget Jones dies in the newest movie, I will burn all of my Helen Fielding books, I swear. [Lainey Gossip]
Jay Z verbally jacks his wife off. [Bossip]
Halle Berry's boobs celebrated her forty-fifth birthday. [Starpulse]
The top 10 most unsexy sexy songs. [theBERRY]
The Zombie 108 trailer. It's creepy. [Pajiba]
Kate Hudson shows first photo of baby on Twitter. [INFDaily]
An ode to vibrators on film. ...
Hey, did all you readers outside the U.S. think I was talking about Pippa Middleton's vagina? Isn't that great how words work?
Anyway, I'm not too sure how much you guys know about what kind of work goes into what we do over here, but for every story we write, there are probably about ten more that we read, if not more. So every single day, I go through dozens and dozens of celebrity gossip stories. Hardest life ever, right? Well, yeah, that is right, because you wouldn't believe how m...
You can tell because Charlie Sheen didn't get actual shit thrown at him. You know, like Tila Tequila did.
But still, Charlie didn't do incredibly well at the Gathering of the Juggalos. His little performance in this video just oozes awkwardness to me - whether that's from the drugs or the classical indifference bordering on loathing of the Juggalos, who knows - but hey, he did catch the things that were thrown at him, so, God help me, I'd say that he's still winning*.
What do you guys think: is Charlie still a funny kind of crazy, or is he just completely sad now?
*You know I hate myself for saying that. />
You can tell because Charlie Sheen didn't get actual shit thrown at him. You know, like Tila Tequila did.
But still, Charlie didn't do incredibly well at the Gathering of the Juggalos. His little performance in this video just oozes awkwardness to me - whether that's from the drugs or the classical indifference bordering on loathing of the Juggalos, who knows - but hey, he did catch the things that were thrown at him, so, God help me, I'd say that he's still winning*.
What do you guys t...
"Class is, you know, not showing your boobs or butt. Anything is classy, as long as you do it with your pinky up; I was taught that . . . When I fall, I put my pinky up, and that just makes my fall classy, ya know?"
- Deena Cortese of Jersey Shore infamy lets us all in on the secret to class.
You know, with Snooki and J-Woww, it's like, so obvious how trashy they really are. But as soon as Deena came on the scene, I swear, I just knew that there was something special about her. Like, th...
Good morning, friends! Did you have a lovely weekend? Did you remember to wish Jenn a happy birthday? I hope so, because you're all about to get a good hard reminder of your own mortality and your own long, slow shuffle towards death. Mmm, tastes like Monday morning!
See Hilary Duff, or Lizzie McGuire if you're in your early to mid twenties, is pregnant. She has a small child in her womb that she will give birth to in a matter of months. And that is just bizarre, right?
She made t...
Listen up, kiddies: I am a huge horror fan (and here is my favorite horror movie site), but I am also a pauper. So I seldom see movies in the theater unless I am super convinced of either their terrifyingness or their terrible-ness.
The last movie I saw was Insidious, for instance. (Do you have Catholic guilt? Do you suffer from sleep paralysis? If either question earns a "yes," please do not see Insidious, because it is a Mindfreak in the worst way. Love, Sleepless in Chicago, Still.)
So! Here's a surprisingly-competent Katie Holmes (with Memento's Guy Pearce) in the Guillermo del Toro -produced Don't Be Afraid of the Dark:
Next: I've heard and read a lot of complaints about the trailer for the Francis Ford Coppola's Twixt, an indie horror starring Val Kilmer, Elle Fanning, and Bruce Dern, with music by Dan Deacon. Folks say the trailer looks cheap; I think it looks like a horror film populated by paper dolls. What do you think?
Finally, here's perennial unicorn Tilda Swinton---and co-starring John C. Reilly as her husband---in a horrific Bad Seed plot about a mother and her sociopath son (based on a novel based on a true-ish story).
And yes, we covered this trailer a week ago, but all things come in Threes, and anyway, it's my birthday today, SO HERE, AGAIN:
Of the three, which horror trailer is the most awesome?
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/>Listen up, kiddies: I am a huge horror fan (and here is my favorite horror movie site), but I am also a pauper. So I seldom see movies in the theater unless I am super convinced of either their terrifyingness or their terrible-ness.
The last movie I saw was Insidious, for instance. (Do you have Catholic guilt? Do you suffer from sleep paralysis? If either question earns a "yes," please do not see Insidious, because it is a Mindfreak in the worst way. Love, Sleepless in Chicago, Still.)
So! Here'...
So Sherri Shepherd finally married her fiancé, Lamar Sally. Hurrah! The the View host has been looking merry (and marriage-skinny) on The Newlywed Game---a show I watch religiously, by the way, thank you---in anticipation of her upcoming wedding.
Plus, Sherri has been discussing her engagement for like a jillion years. So, okay, she's finally married, thank God, and phew. I am really, really excited to never hear about Sherri Shepherd's engagement ever again.
But here's the thing: despite S...
Brace yourself, because it's really happening: Mike Myers has officially signed on for Austin Powers 4.
There was speculation 3 years ago that a fourth Austin Powers movie was coming, but that rumor quickly dried up. The real question is, will audiences bother? Is this really a movie worth making?
Of course, this isn't the only project in Myers' pipeline: he's also set to become a first-time dad in the next few months.
Our favorite time-traveling spy was last seen in 2002's Goldmember, costarring a fresh-faced, 21-year-old Beyoncé in her first mov...
According to the new book Sleeping With the Enemy: Coco Chanel's Secret War, fashion designer Coco Chanel was purportedly a Nazi intelligence operative. Biographer Hal Vaughan claims Chanel was recruited by then-boyfriend Hans Günther von Dincklage, who himself was a master spy.
From Vaughan's website:
The book pieces together how Coco Chanel became a German intelligence operative; how and why she was enlisted in a number of spy missions; how she escaped arrest in France after the war, ...
The worst photo of Kim Kardashian that you'll ever see. [The Superficial]
If Bridget Jones dies in the newest movie, I will burn all of my Helen Fielding books, I swear. [Lainey Gossip]
Jay Z verbally jacks his wife off. [Bossip]
Halle Berry's boobs celebrated her forty-fifth birthday. [Starpulse]
The top 10 most unsexy sexy songs. [theBERRY]
The Zombie 108 trailer. It's creepy. [Pajiba]
Kate Hudson shows first photo of baby on Twitter. [INFDaily]
An ode to vibrators on film. ...
Hey, did all you readers outside the U.S. think I was talking about Pippa Middleton's vagina? Isn't that great how words work?
Anyway, I'm not too sure how much you guys know about what kind of work goes into what we do over here, but for every story we write, there are probably about ten more that we read, if not more. So every single day, I go through dozens and dozens of celebrity gossip stories. Hardest life ever, right? Well, yeah, that is right, because you wouldn't believe how m...
"Class is, you know, not showing your boobs or butt. Anything is classy, as long as you do it with your pinky up; I was taught that . . . When I fall, I put my pinky up, and that just makes my fall classy, ya know?"
- Deena Cortese of Jersey Shore infamy lets us all in on the secret to class.
You know, with Snooki and J-Woww, it's like, so obvious how trashy they really are. But as soon as Deena came on the scene, I swear, I just knew that there was something special about her. Like, th...
Good morning, friends! Did you have a lovely weekend? Did you remember to wish Jenn a happy birthday? I hope so, because you're all about to get a good hard reminder of your own mortality and your own long, slow shuffle towards death. Mmm, tastes like Monday morning!
See Hilary Duff, or Lizzie McGuire if you're in your early to mid twenties, is pregnant. She has a small child in her womb that she will give birth to in a matter of months. And that is just bizarre, right?
She made t...
Look closely! This beloved character actor is uncharacteristically scraggly.
His identity, after the jump…!
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So Sherri Shepherd finally married her fiancé, Lamar Sally. Hurrah! The the View host has been looking merry (and marriage-skinny) on The Newlywed Game---a show I watch religiously, by the way, thank you---in anticipation of her upcoming wedding.
Plus, Sherri has been discussing her engagement for like a jillion years. So, okay, she's finally married, thank God, and phew. I am really, really excited to never hear about Sherri Shepherd's engagement ever again.
But here's the thing: despite S...
Brace yourself, because it's really happening: Mike Myers has officially signed on for Austin Powers 4.
There was speculation 3 years ago that a fourth Austin Powers movie was coming, but that rumor quickly dried up. The real question is, will audiences bother? Is this really a movie worth making?
Of course, this isn't the only project in Myers' pipeline: he's also set to become a first-time dad in the next few months.
Our favorite time-traveling spy was last seen in 2002's Goldmember, costarring a fresh-faced, 21-year-old Beyoncé in her first mov...
According to the new book Sleeping With the Enemy: Coco Chanel's Secret War, fashion designer Coco Chanel was purportedly a Nazi intelligence operative. Biographer Hal Vaughan claims Chanel was recruited by then-boyfriend Hans Günther von Dincklage, who himself was a master spy.
From Vaughan's website:
The book pieces together how Coco Chanel became a German intelligence operative; how and why she was enlisted in a number of spy missions; how she escaped arrest in France after the war, ...