Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Can We Talk About How I’d Not Hesitate to Bang Paul Rudd if I Had the Chance?

photo of hot paul rudd through the years pictures photos pics Because seriously, SERIOUSLY: I would. Ever since Clueless (which debuted in 1995 - Courtney Stodden was a year old), Paul Rudd has been one of the hottest things going for me. Remember him in Halloween 6: The Curse of Michael Myers? What's that? You stopped watching the Halloween movies back in '78? Well that's just too bad for you. You're missing out, you silly ass. He was so hot in that movie, too. Anyway, Paul's in a new movie called Our Idiot Brother, and did an interview with Redbook where he discussed bein...

Tom Hanks Refunds Moviegoers’ ‘Larry Crowne’ Tickets

Photograph of Tom Hanks on July 9 Did anyone see Larry Crowne? I know I didn't. It isn't that I don't love Tom Hanks---because, oh my God, do I looo-oooove Tom Hanks---but I have been pretty suspicious of his filmmaking decisions ever since Castaway. I'd read some lukewarm reviews for Larry Crowne, and I determined it wasn't for me. So not everyone loved Larry Crowne. No big deal, right? But apparently, Tom Hanks really takes it to heart. From the Guardian: The National Enquirer reports that Hanks was filling up his ca...

Courtney Stodden Does Pam Anderson

A photo of Courtney Stodden in a red bathing suit Ugh. I did not want to post pics of Courtney Stodden this morning. How did this even happen? It's like I got tricked, man. Anyway, according to E!, young Mrs. Hutchison just finished a photoshoot titled "Court Does Pam." And sure enough! The resemblance to a Baywatch-era Pamela Anderson is staggering. (Just to give you some scope: Pamela Anderson left Baywatch in 1997. Courtney Stodden was born in 1994.) Image gallery via Radar [gallery columns="4"]...

Anne Hathaway and Jim Sturgess Play the Yes/No Game

Why am I so stuck on Anne Hathaway lately? Sorry, you guys---I don't know what's with me. Here's Miss Hathaway with One Day costar Jim Sturgess. And she's just so prim! Take her down a peg, Josh Horowitz! By the way: Celebuzz is maybe none-too-keen on Hathaway's black-and-white striped maxi dress (it has a train), and I am kind of with them on this. In reviewing the video a third time, I feel like Hathaway is stepping on the hem of her own dress constantly. /> Why am I so stuck on Anne Hathaway lately? Sorry, you guys---I don't know what's with me. Here's Miss Hathaway with One Day costar Jim Sturgess. And she's just so prim! Take her down a peg, Josh Horowitz! By the way: Celebuzz is maybe none-too-keen on Hathaway's black-and-white striped maxi dress (it has a train), and I am kind of with them on this. In reviewing the video a third time, I feel like Hathaway is stepping on the hem of her own dress constantly....

Lady Gaga Hugs a Fan

This just in: people are nuts. Here's a video of Lady Gaga trying to graciously maneuver through a crowd of fans and paparazzi. Yeesh. I don't envy that kid's career choice for one second. The real pudding comes in the second half, when Gaga pauses to hug a hysterical, weepy fan. It's kind of a creepily long embrace, too. ("It was on my bucket list to meet you!" the fan wails. Aww!) /> This just in: people are nuts. Here's a video of Lady Gaga trying to graciously maneuver through a crowd of fans and paparazzi. Yeesh. I don't envy that kid's career choice for one second. The real pudding comes in the second half, when Gaga pauses to hug a hysterical, weepy fan. It's kind of a creepily long embrace, too. ("It was on my bucket list to meet you!" the fan wails. Aww!)...

Love It or Leave It: Miley Cyrus Cleans Up Real Good

photo of miley cyrus hot white lace dress pictures photos Lookee, it's Miley Cyrus and she looks ... well, pretty dang good. She looks clean, there's nary a trace of skanky, black PVC-and-leather studded bustier in sight, and she's not nearly as bloated-looking. Someone's either laid off the salts, or, you know, just the booze. While I adore the dress and the fresh-facedness, however, the hair is just not doing it for me. I don't know if it's the cut, or if it's the color, but something's not sitting right and something's got to be done about it. What color should Miley ...

Kate Gosselin’s Career is Over

photo of kate gosselin pictures photos Guess who's just now losing her show? Yeah. That'd be Kate Gosselin. After however-many-years of being a reality TV staple, enduring the rigors of a "loser husband" (who has nothing but my utmost sympathies lately), show changes, Dancing With the Stars, Sarah Palin, bad, bad fashion, and loads of money that was, embarrassingly, blown on hair extensions, Kate Gosselin's run is over. From People: "TLC has decided not to renew another season of Kate Plus 8," a network rep told PEOPLE in a statement. "By the end of this season Kate Plus 8 will have hit the 150 episode mark (including Jon &am...

Afternoon Delight

photo of hot brooke hogan pictures photos pics Brooke Hogan may or may not be banging her dad. [The Superficial] Is there something wrong with Drake? [Bossip] Patrick Schwarzenegger goes topless. [Starpulse] More amazing Photoshopping. See? Everyone can look like Angelina Jolie today. [theBERRY] Is David Beckham packing on the pounds? [Socialite Life] Chaz Bono has a sweet beard. [TMZ] Stars who should go back to school. [The Frisky] Selena Gomez calls Justin Bieber a "kid," "kid" presumably cries. [Cele|bitchy] Angelina and all of her rubber-faced kids. [I'm Not Obsessed] Well hello Patti Smith. [Huf...

Quotables: Dolly Parton Never Wanted Kids

photo of dolly parton pictures photos "I think I became more productive through not having children. I never really had the desire to have them. My husband didn’t want them either, so it worked out well. ... I’ve never been pregnant, so I just feel God didn’t mean for me to have kids, so that everybody else’s children could be mine. But if I had had them, I think I’d have been a devoted mother. My songs are like my children – I expect them to support me when I’m old!" Dolly Parton, even though she claims to dress to pl...

Yeah, Here’s the Total Suckitude That is Footloose 2.0

This is the second trailer released in the past few weeks for the new Footloose reboot, and if you weren't completely convinced by the first trailer that this movie was going to blow goats, this should really do you in for the day. First, I didn't really realize just how many explosions I must have missed during the original film. Also? My massive respect for Dennis Quaid, who'd only recently made amends with The Day After Tomorrow, has waned. Do we really want to go back to doing stuff like Spongebob Squarepants and Dinner With Friends, Dennis? Do we? /> This is the second trailer released in the past few weeks for the new Footloose reboot, and if you weren't completely convinced by the first trailer that this movie was going to blow goats, this should really do you in for the day. First, I didn't really realize just how many explosions I must have missed during the original film. Also? My massive respect for Dennis Quaid, who'd only recently made amends with The Day After Tomorrow, has waned. Do we really want to go back to doing stuff...

Heidi Klum Went and Got Topless This Weekend

photo of heidi klum summer run pictures photos exercising Ever wonder what Heidi Klum looked like without her bikini top on, not, you know, covered in chocolate? Well, friends, by stumbling along our site today, you've apparently found yourself in luck. Heidi girl went and aired the girls out while on vacation this past weekend, and we've got an exclusive photo. Jump in for the -obviously- NSFW photo of Heidi Klum's seals: Read More...

Tara Reid Got Engaged and Married All in the Same Day

photo of tara reid and boyfriend husband fiance pics Wow, between this and the new American Pie movie, I guess it's going to be TARA REID'S YEAR. I know there's only a few months left in 2011 (frigging scary as that is), but girlfriend's going to do it up right. So Tara Reid's boyfriend (who I didn't even know existed and who obviously likes fake appendages, recovering alcoholics, and women who suffer lifelong consequences from bad decisions), apparently popped the question this past weekend on a holiday in Greece. Tara was not only so excited that she sa...