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Mayor-for-a-Day Names Street After Justin Bieber

A photograph of Caroline Gonzalez, posing on Justin Bieber WayImage via ONTD Ever wonder why presidential candidates have to be at least 35 years old? Here's why. Eleven-year-old Caroline Gonzalez of Forney, Texas won the title of "mayor-for-a-day"; she used her newfound municipal clout to rename Main Street in honor of Justin Bieber. "The tween politician's act won't cost the community much," the HuffPo reports. "Officials say the sign was made for about $20 and would only be displayed Tuesday." Boo! Hiss! Here's how I figure it: if a town is going ...

Quotables: Jeff Bridges Recorded an Album!

A photograph of Jeff Bridges performing at SiriusXM Studio Flowers bloom at different times. Music has been a part of my life going back to my early teens, and it just comes out, it just pops out in different ways, whether it's playing jazz piano in Baker Boys or being a country artist in Crazy Heart. It's in me and it's just something that comes out every once in a while. ---Jeff Bridges talks about his new self-titled album, released yesterday. Above, Bridges performs in the SiriusXM Studio on August 15. You can stream the album in its entiret...

Just in Case You Wanted to See Taylor Swift’s Panties …

... here is a video of Taylor Swift and her panties. It starts around 1:06. You're welcome, but also, what's wrong with you?...

Love It or Leave It: LeAnn Rimes as Tinkerbell

A photo of LeAnn Rimes Oh, the whimsy and utter delight that LeAnn Rimes always stirs up inside me! Her startling beauty always makes me reminisce of days gone by, of the times of yesteryear when my 11-year-old self would run a nice hot bath, light some candles, and relax to LeAnn's Sittin' on Top of the World*. So it's fitting that LeAnn would post this lovely photograph to her Twitter, because what better way to see such an ethereal force than with those well-loved fairy wings and that timeless pose? Man. That...

Taylor Momsen Is Still Super Edgy and Hardcore

A photo of Taylor Momsen I know, I know, I was super worried about it too, that when Taylor Momsen finally turned 18, she would stop being so dark and intense, and instead of doing things like f*cking for Satan she would pick up knitting or turn into a cat lady. But we have no cause for all that worry, because darling Taylor just did an interview with Elle, and she's still our little angel! On her impeccable fashion sense: Honestly, most of my clothes I’ve had for a long time, or a lot of it is vintage and I mod...

Lady Gaga’s “You and I” Video Is Too Trippy for Me

Last night, I got a headache, so I took a couple aspirin. Then, a couple hours later, I got a tummy ache, so I took some Pepto-Bismol. A few hours after THAT, I took some Benadryl because I was itchy and stuffy from allergies. Just a few hours later, my BFF called to see if my boyfriend and I wanted to go get some happy meals. So what I'm trying to say is that I've had a real loopy day. And then, in what felt like a cruel, directed attack on my senses, Lady Gaga decided that today was...

Lindsay Lohan Did More Tyler Shields Blood-Stuff

photo of lindsay lohan hot tyler shields photos pictures I don't know why I even talk about this dumb bitch anymore. I know calling someone a "dumb bitch" isn't very nice, but you know what? This dumb bitch totally deserves to be called a dumb bitch. If you don't get that about drug-buying Lindsay Lohan, well then. I just don't know what to tell you. Anyway, this is her latest gore-soaked photo shoot courtesy of Tyler Shields, and it's really not all that different from the rest. In this case, however, I just hope that no stupid assholes decided to drop a few g's on it like last time. Also, you should be pretty proud of your ol...

First Photos of a Pregnant Hilary Duff

photo of hilary duff pictures pregnancy photos pics And she's positively glowing with giddiness and happiness. This, seriously, makes me so happy for her. The early few weeks of pregnancy are always so blissful; you break into alternating tears of joy and tears of apprehension, your family showers you with adoring glances, you feel that special glow down in your loins, and nothing - nothing - beats it. But just you wait, Hilary Duff. Wait 'til the morning sickness settles in and you can't eat anything but Cheez-Its and whole milk. For days at a...

I Know, I Know … How Hot is Jennifer Love Hewitt?

photo of jennifer love hewitt new hair pictures photos You probably didn't realize it, but we here at Evil Beet (I think "we," though it could just be "me" I suppose) have a really, really big hard on for Jennifer Love Hewitt. So much so that she's gotten a lot of her own posts lately, just highlighting her very hotness. This particular post? Well, it's really no different than all of the other JLH-love posts that we've had in previous weeks. Nope. It's actually no different at all. Let's just look at the pretty pictures, shall we...

Quotables: Gwyneth Paltrow Thinks Botox is “Vain”

photo of gwyneth paltrow singing and being pretentious pictures photos "... I still refuse to use silicone, Botox or other of those gimmicks ... [It's] pure vanity. But a breast correction after breast feeding — why not? There's actually nothing else to restore the original condition, isn't there?" So what Gwynnie's telling you guys is that it's OK if you want some shady doctor to slice your bewbs open like filet of chicken and stuff extra-tough water balloons in the bloody, gaping hole that's left, but it's vanity - total vanity, bitches - to have a needle ...

Morning Wood

photo of tara reid hot pictures photos Wait, no, THIS is the guy Tara Reid married. [The Superficial] What Real Housewives star committed suicide? [TMZ] Best celebrity smiles. [Starpulse] Ryan Gosling and his dog on a talk show. [Lainey Gossip] Next Pixar movie? [LA Times] Gossip Girl blooper reel. [Socialite Life] Is Jennifer Aniston joining the cast of a soap opera? [Rumor Fix] More photos of a topless Heidi Klum in all her glory (?). [Yeeeah] Jean Claude Van Damme versus the aliens. [Pajiba] Courtney Stodden's Twitter is DISTURBING. [Amy Grindhouse] Salma Hayek tells us exactly what procedures she's had done to he...

Madonna is Apparently Dating a Child

photo of madonna and boyfriend zaibat pictures photos young kids pic I mean, this kid looks too young even for Madonna's daughter, Lourdes, and she's only going to be fifteen this year. Her latest boyfriend, Zaibat, which, if said with the right accent, sounds like "jail bait." (And yes, I sat here for fifteen minutes just trying out different accents to make it work.) And they've been together, happily, since before Thanksgiving of last year. This is the one, guys. She's really going to make it work this time 'round. Well, anyway, today is girlfriend's da...
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