For those of you who are as entranced by the magical tale of the Hutchisons as I am, boy, do I have a treat for you! Did you know that the delightful, beautiful Courtney Stodden has her very own Twitter account? You should, because it's one of the most magical things that I've ever seen. Here, let me share a few of my favorite Tweets from the past week or so:
Slowly slipping under these sensuous silk covers as I lie down in bed & entertain myself w/the classic movie "Gentlemen Prefer Blondes". XOs
A soft sensation sweetly kisses my body as I prepare for a sexy hot photo shoot this after...
Yes. Yes, she is. Let's take a weeping break, all right?
This is how this works. See, Katy Perry has released five singles from her second album, Teenage Dream: "California Gurls," "Teenage Dream," "Firework," "E.T.," and "Last Friday Night." And every single one of those singles has reached the number one slot on Billboard's pop charts. She's the first lady who's ever achieved that, and the only other person ever to get five number one singles off the same album? Michael Jackson. Bananas.
This really is crazy, right? Is Katy...
I don't know if you guys could tell, but Kristen and Rob? Totally in it to win it. They always look so in love, it's really hard to believe that they're not married already, or at least engaged. And then a story comes along like this, a story of this beautiful couple's total devotion to one another, and my heart just about bursts, it really does.
From Hollywood Life:
Robert Pattinson is making sure that he's always close to girlfriend Kristen Stewart's heart.
How? By giving her a $40,000 antique gold and platinum locket with photos of them i...
Aww, look at little Daniel Radcliffe! Growing up, getting rid of that scar and going on out to greener pastures! Well, I don't know if these pastures are necessarily greener, but they're most definitely scarier. Maybe.
But seriously, how good does this movie look? I don't know about you, but I was sufficiently creeped out about 15 seconds in, and things only went down from there. What say we go ahead and add this to the list of horror movies to see? />
Aww, look at little Daniel Radcliffe! Growing up, getting rid of that scar and going on out to greener pastures! Well, I don't know if these pastures are necessarily greener, but they're most definitely scarier. Maybe.
But seriously, how good does this movie look? I don't know about you, but I was sufficiently creeped out about 15 seconds in, and things only went down from there. What say we go ahead and add this to the list of horror movies to see?...
Does Julia Roberts look terrible in a bikini? [The Superficial]
Amber Rose is getting married and having babies and cooking and stuff. [Bossip]
Who's going to be on Dancing With the Stars? [Starpulse]
Kevin Federline finally had that baby! [Rumor Fix]
Kobe Bryant church fight? [TMZ]
Kim Kardashian wedding details. [Socialite Life]
The crappy friends we thought were awesome at the time. [The Frisky]
Julianna Margulies looking amazing. [Caught on Set]
Video of Taylor Swift's rump. [Amy Grindhouse]
Paul Rudd and a bunch of gorgeous women. And PAUL RUDD. [theBERRY]
The vagina gets its day in the sun. ...
See these photos? They're the most recent ones of LeAnn Rimes, in which she performs for the "Lifting Lives" benefit held at a bar in Chicago. Crystal Bowersox was also there, and the concert was held to "[improve] lives through the power of music."
Just so you know, the event's Facebook page attracted 16 attending, 4 maybe attending, and 13 not attending. Did anyone actually go to this thing?
Anyway, LeAnn still looks all sharp and pointy and like something that might give you tetanus if you happened to step on it ...
Don't you just love when celebrities do stuff like this? Stuff that's just so totally out of character, you have to say "Wow, [fill in the blank] seems like a really likable person. I could be friends with [fill in the blank]." This is what happened to be with Anne Hathaway this morning (because duh, Conan's on way too late for me to stay up and watch), and I'm so glad this exists. I just love finding reasons to appreciate famous people I'll never know and whom I've never cared about before. It's like randomly learning you're pretty good at knitting or something. />
Don't you just love when celebrities do stuff like this? Stuff that's just so totally out of character, you have to say "Wow, [fill in the blank] seems like a really likable person. I could be friends with [fill in the blank]." This is what happened to be with Anne Hathaway this morning (because duh, Conan's on way too late for me to stay up and watch), and I'm so glad this exists. I just love finding reasons to appreciate famous people I'll never know and whom I've never cared about before. It's like randomly learning you're pretty good at knitting or s...
I mean, it's not as if the majority if you probably care (I know I particularly do not), but it's always fun calling someone out on plastic surgery, especially if it wasn't really all that necessary to begin with.
Oh. By the way, Pia was that girl from American Idol who may or may not still be dating Dancing With the Stars' Mark Ballas, just in case you happened to be wondering.
Anyway, the above is a photo of Pia doing something for her new single, probably, which I also, equally, do not care about, and the photo below, here, is a photo of Pia looking kind ...
What? No, don't get up - I didn't say she gave up meth for surfing, I merely said she's surfing these days.
I know I sort of made a promise to myself that I'd stop the erroneous Lindsay Lohan posts, but this one was nearly too good to pass up. I mean, Lindsay Lohan surfing and having a smoke break between waves? That's classic.
I guess the only thing I really have to say about these posts is GROSS. Totally. Lindsay looks ultra-gross and it took me a good five minutes to look away. ... Lo...
Diddy posts a photo of his daughter's first day of Kindergarten. [Bossip]
Gerard Depardieu pissed in the middle of an airplane. [The Superficial]
Daniel Cleaver 2011. Still so hot, but not as hot as Mark Darcy. [Lainey Gossip]
Jennifer Love Hewitt in her bra. [Starpulse]
It's official: Ryan Reynolds and Sandra Bullock are dating. [TMZ]
The WORST plastic surgery faux pas ever. [theBERRY]
Matthew McConaughey's stripper pic. [Huff Po]
Why does Jenna Jameson have such a ... red ...
"I didn't even know I was considered plus-sized until I came to Hollywood. I thought I was the perfect size! ... [Later, though] an interviewer asked, 'How does it feel to be plus-sized in Hollywood?' I looked around, like, Who is she talking to? Oh, me? I'm plus-sized? In the neighborhood I'm from in Chicago, a 16 is normal. But in Hollywood, everyone looks exactly the same, so I stood out."
As you all know, Hudson dropped eighty pounds shortly thereafter this fateful meeting, and lost ten...
It’s time for another round of weekly winnings for the Evil Beet Caption This contests! Check it out, and if you’re the winner, I’ll be sending you an email to collect your mailing information in order to send your prize. Sure hope you registered with a valid email address!
We’ll be choosing the winner of the above photo next Tuesday, so tune in to find out who it is!
The winner on last week’s Tom Cruise/Katie Holmes photo: Ramon
Man with back to the camera: “That’s right bab...
For those of you who are as entranced by the magical tale of the Hutchisons as I am, boy, do I have a treat for you! Did you know that the delightful, beautiful Courtney Stodden has her very own Twitter account? You should, because it's one of the most magical things that I've ever seen. Here, let me share a few of my favorite Tweets from the past week or so:
Slowly slipping under these sensuous silk covers as I lie down in bed & entertain myself w/the classic movie "Gentlemen Prefer Blondes". XOs
A soft sensation sweetly kisses my body as I prepare for a sexy hot photo shoot this after...
Yes. Yes, she is. Let's take a weeping break, all right?
This is how this works. See, Katy Perry has released five singles from her second album, Teenage Dream: "California Gurls," "Teenage Dream," "Firework," "E.T.," and "Last Friday Night." And every single one of those singles has reached the number one slot on Billboard's pop charts. She's the first lady who's ever achieved that, and the only other person ever to get five number one singles off the same album? Michael Jackson. Bananas.
This really is crazy, right? Is Katy...
I don't know if you guys could tell, but Kristen and Rob? Totally in it to win it. They always look so in love, it's really hard to believe that they're not married already, or at least engaged. And then a story comes along like this, a story of this beautiful couple's total devotion to one another, and my heart just about bursts, it really does.
From Hollywood Life:
Robert Pattinson is making sure that he's always close to girlfriend Kristen Stewart's heart.
How? By giving her a $40,000 antique gold and platinum locket with photos of them i...
Does Julia Roberts look terrible in a bikini? [The Superficial]
Amber Rose is getting married and having babies and cooking and stuff. [Bossip]
Who's going to be on Dancing With the Stars? [Starpulse]
Kevin Federline finally had that baby! [Rumor Fix]
Kobe Bryant church fight? [TMZ]
Kim Kardashian wedding details. [Socialite Life]
The crappy friends we thought were awesome at the time. [The Frisky]
Julianna Margulies looking amazing. [Caught on Set]
Video of Taylor Swift's rump. [Amy Grindhouse]
Paul Rudd and a bunch of gorgeous women. And PAUL RUDD. [theBERRY]
The vagina gets its day in the sun. ...
See these photos? They're the most recent ones of LeAnn Rimes, in which she performs for the "Lifting Lives" benefit held at a bar in Chicago. Crystal Bowersox was also there, and the concert was held to "[improve] lives through the power of music."
Just so you know, the event's Facebook page attracted 16 attending, 4 maybe attending, and 13 not attending. Did anyone actually go to this thing?
Anyway, LeAnn still looks all sharp and pointy and like something that might give you tetanus if you happened to step on it ...
I mean, it's not as if the majority if you probably care (I know I particularly do not), but it's always fun calling someone out on plastic surgery, especially if it wasn't really all that necessary to begin with.
Oh. By the way, Pia was that girl from American Idol who may or may not still be dating Dancing With the Stars' Mark Ballas, just in case you happened to be wondering.
Anyway, the above is a photo of Pia doing something for her new single, probably, which I also, equally, do not care about, and the photo below, here, is a photo of Pia looking kind ...
What? No, don't get up - I didn't say she gave up meth for surfing, I merely said she's surfing these days.
I know I sort of made a promise to myself that I'd stop the erroneous Lindsay Lohan posts, but this one was nearly too good to pass up. I mean, Lindsay Lohan surfing and having a smoke break between waves? That's classic.
I guess the only thing I really have to say about these posts is GROSS. Totally. Lindsay looks ultra-gross and it took me a good five minutes to look away. ... Lo...
Diddy posts a photo of his daughter's first day of Kindergarten. [Bossip]
Gerard Depardieu pissed in the middle of an airplane. [The Superficial]
Daniel Cleaver 2011. Still so hot, but not as hot as Mark Darcy. [Lainey Gossip]
Jennifer Love Hewitt in her bra. [Starpulse]
It's official: Ryan Reynolds and Sandra Bullock are dating. [TMZ]
The WORST plastic surgery faux pas ever. [theBERRY]
Matthew McConaughey's stripper pic. [Huff Po]
Why does Jenna Jameson have such a ... red ...
"I didn't even know I was considered plus-sized until I came to Hollywood. I thought I was the perfect size! ... [Later, though] an interviewer asked, 'How does it feel to be plus-sized in Hollywood?' I looked around, like, Who is she talking to? Oh, me? I'm plus-sized? In the neighborhood I'm from in Chicago, a 16 is normal. But in Hollywood, everyone looks exactly the same, so I stood out."
As you all know, Hudson dropped eighty pounds shortly thereafter this fateful meeting, and lost ten...
It’s time for another round of weekly winnings for the Evil Beet Caption This contests! Check it out, and if you’re the winner, I’ll be sending you an email to collect your mailing information in order to send your prize. Sure hope you registered with a valid email address!
We’ll be choosing the winner of the above photo next Tuesday, so tune in to find out who it is!
The winner on last week’s Tom Cruise/Katie Holmes photo: Ramon
Man with back to the camera: “That’s right bab...