Do you want to hear something sad? I always kind of liked Andy Dick. I saw him on Sober House, and I heard him on the radio with Dr. Drew, and he always seemed like an absolute sweetheart dealing with some serious issues, and I always thought he was funny, you know, when he wasn't getting arrested or snorting coke. But now he went and said some things about Howard Stern, some coke-fueled hurt feelings about being on the radio, and I just don't know anymore.
"For two years I did the show, n...
Jeremy Piven wants a new movie career. [Starpulse]
Gwyneth Paltrow saved lives on 9/11, now, apparently, too. [The Superficial]
Kate Upton has a new denim line, but all I see is boobs. [theBERRY]
What did Piers Morgan do to make Christine O'Donnell walk off stage? [Bossip]
Tara Reid tweets photos of herself wasted on her honeymoon. So much for rehab. [Cele|bitchy]
Spy Kids 4! [LA Times]
Is that a baby bump, Nicky Hilton? [Socialite Life]
Lady Gaga surfing > Lindsay Lohan surf...
Before you get too excited, let me just tell you that this isn't a legit crossover. It's not like Sam and Dean hear about some hardcore vampire action going down in this tiny town in California, then set up shop once they realize how much evil hangs around the Hellmouth, and then they meet Buffy and friends and spend the rest of forever hunting with the Scoobies. It's also not like I've thought about it or anything.
No, it's a lot smaller than that (and of course I've thought about it). Wha...
And frankly, she's looking great. Megs was photographed on the set of her latest movie, This is Forty. This is Forty follows a group consisting of my latest dude, Paul Rudd, John Lithgow, Melissa McCarthy, Jason Segel, and Leslie Mann. That's all we really know about it. That, and it's being directed by Judd Apatow and it's probably some kind of Knocked Up spin-off. Sounds like a good crew, especially John Lithgow. I just love that guy, don't you?
Anyway, Megan looks good. Seriously good....
I am just as pleased as pie at the way that Harry Potter is turning out. Finishing the most amazing film series ever captured on, um, film; first movie off the bat is a super creepy-looking horror flick featuring haunted toys; growing up and realizing that alcohol isn't the way, man, and now he's toting around a perfectly lovely young lady as his girlfriend.
He's allegedly been dating the girl since the earlier part of the year, but these are the first photos (well, the first photos that...
If this girl gets any more gorgeous, I just don't know what I'm going to do with myself. I wasn't a Nirvana fan growing up, and the mere thought of Courtney Love makes me want to throw up in my mouth COMPLETELY, so to begin deeply admiring the offspring of the grossest woman in Hollywood and the man that she probably murdered sort of freaks me out a little bit.
These photos are the most recent that've emerged of Frances doing some kind of modeling shoot. And once again, I'm totally taken a...
Tara Reid's weird stomach on her weird honeymoon. [The Superficial]
Is Jessica Simpson taking stripper lessons? [Lainey Gossip]
The Kardashians are wearing Sears fashions. [Bossip]
Who was "saved" by Scientology? [Starpulse]
Did Bravo make this guy kill himself? Family says "someone's to blame." [ICYDK]
Wall-E: The Cannibal Years? [Pajiba]
Oh look who else quit Hollywood. [Huff Po]
The very latest Breaking Dawn movie poster. [CDL]
Celebrity "most wanted body parts." [theBERRY]
Brooke Hogan and the 2 Headed Shark Attack. [Caught on Set]
Lindsay went to see Adele w...
“The only thing I don’t like on young people is plastic surgery. The purity of youthful beauty is so fantastic to me that it’s horrific when young girls get fake things.”
Helen Mirren on, of course, plastic surgery.
I think she's sending a good message here, and I like Helen a lot. However, this, coming from someone who's publicly spoken in the past about being OK with plastic surgery, though she's never allegedly gotten any herself, is probably kind of confusing to those young'un...
Which is probably OK with a lot of you guys, because you can't understand my fascination with this woman as it is, but hey - I don't understand the fascination with Katy Perry or Lady Gaga, so at least we're all on an even keel with one another here, you feel me?
Anyhoo, these are the latest photos from Rosie's Maxim shoot - some never-before-seen footage of Rosie's backside and heaving cleavage and adorable little nose, and I'm just tickled to death to share a world with someone who's so ...
As if you'd ever look to Jersey Shore for fashion advice!
Youth clothing outlet Abercrombie & Fitch offered money to the Jersey Shore cast to not wear Abercrombie's clothing. Yeah, like that'd make my 15-year-old self more likely to wear one of Abercrombie's dumb T-shirts.
Then, after the company advised Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino to stop wearing its threads, Abercrombie's stock fell by 7.5%. Ha!
"If [Abercrombie] Don't Want Us To Wear Those Clothes," Pauly D wisely tweeted, "Why Make GTL S...
Sometimes, or, well, a lot of times, celebrities will put something on their bodies (clothes, not semen), and my only reaction is "why?" There's this confused, lost little lamb look that goes along with it, and if it's really bad, a genuine pouty face, but that's the gist. And that whole sequence is exactly what took place when I saw this picture of Zooey Deschanel at the Our Idiot Brother premiere.
I love Zooey Deschanel. Love, love, love her. I love her music, I think she's insanely gorgeous, I simply adore her. But this dress? It's not right. I'm sorry, but it's not. I think Zooey...
