Did you know that Joan Collins is releasing a new book called The World According to Joan? Yeah, that's some powerful news, isn't it? The Daily Mail describes it as "a kind of manifesto for modern living in which she gives her thoughts on everything from parenting to bad manners to politics." And you know Joan doesn't hold back, so this book is going to be nothing but gold. Maybe go ahead and expect a good few quotes from it, because I am real excited about it.
Anyway, The Daily Mail got together with Joan because they're serializing the book starting next week (!!!)...
I know, right? Finally. After what feels like absolute eons of engagement ring talk, wedding invitation judging, bridal registry complaints, and just plain waiting on pins and needles, Kim Kardashian is officially a married gal. Stop what you're doing and grab a glass of champagne or some PCP or whatever it is you kids do nowadays and celebrate!
We don't have any pictures yet - the pictures were sold to People, who will be publishing them in next Friday's issue - but trust me, as soon as we see any hint of them, you'll know. We're krazy for Kardashians! Well, not...
I don't listen to hip-hop, like, at all - I just learned yesterday that a rapper named Pitbull existed. But it turns out that he does exist, and it turns out that he has this song called "Give Me Everything," and that song mentions our favorite girl, Lindsay Lohan. Here are the lyrics:
Hustlers move aside, so I'm tiptoein', to keep flowin'
I got it locked up like Lindsay Lohan.
Oh, hell no. No he did not. Is he even aware of what Lindsay's been through? Does he even know how hard it was f...
I don't know if you could tell, but I've really hit my stride with these blind items. So far, I've uncovered Lea Michele's close relationship with cocaine, I've revealed to the world that Anne Hathaway's boyfriend is worshipping Satan, and I've warned you that Chris Kattan is fond of showcasing his junk in gyms. I've done a lot of good so far, right? Well, here's my latest deed, because I'm about to expose a leg humper.
This still barely hanging on to A list comic actor who is supposedly a devoted family...
What, you were expecting some pictures of Ashlee Simpson literally sucking the soul out of some dude? I'm sorry, but we treasure subtlety around here, thank you. And besides, would anyone actually want to see pictures of Ashlee Simpson in such a compromising position? I didn't think so.
But check out these new pictures of Pete Wentz with his adorable son. Look how happy he looks, and look back at how happy he's been looking since the divorce began. It's as if he's finally broken free of the chains of the dreaded succubus, rightf...
Reuters and Ipsos teamed up to poll America on their most well-loved and their least favorite celebrities, and can you guess who won the number one spot in America's heart? Here, I'll give you a couple hints. This girl got a golden opportunity a few years back in a commercial, and she went on to have a pretty impressive resurgence in popularity. I say resurgence because she's been around for a while. Because she's old.
Have you got it?
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I know, it's sad, right? You'd really think that Emma Watson would be too sassy to put up with some triflin' man, but it happens to the best of them, I suppose. Everybody loves love these days.
But how exactly is Emma's new beau bad for her? Well, it seems like back in 2006 he achieved an impressive feat by having two run-ins with the police in the same week - once for speeding, and once for underage possession of alcohol - and also some friends are reporting that she's being "completely...
Do you remember that time that Rolling Stone checked out some album sales and YouTube hits and such and decided that Lady Gaga is the Queen of Pop? Well, they did that one more time, except this time they checked out a bunch of dudes to see who's the most popular rapper.
Who do you think it could be?
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You guys know how much we love good ol' LeAnn Rimes over here. Nothing brings my cattiness out like this girl does, and you know what? I kind of like it.
Anyway, it turns out that LeAnn is going to be giving the world one of the biggest gifts imaginable come September: a brand new album! Do you think she's going to have some moving songs about her one true love? Do you even think she'd be able to muster up enough power to sing all that great anymore? I don't know if it even matters, because it looks like LeAnn kind of wants to fail.
From In Touch via Celebitchy:
Nowadays, it’s not e...
Just look at this girl. It seems like every single day, we've got new pictures of Rihanna looking like a damn fool. I don't know what's gotten into her, but I think somebody needs to volunteer to have a good long sit-down to explain to her exactly what she's doing wrong. Here, I'll start:
Me: Rihanna, girl, you know sometimes I can sort of tolerate your music sometimes, but you need to reconsider all your fashion choices from here on out, because I just saw some pictures of you looking a mess in...
HOW LAME is it that Chris Brown still has a career? Like, I can totally understand the instinct to needle him on Twitter, because the dude is an entitled twerp.
So Fox News's Andy Levy started a little Twitter spat with Chris Brown, and---no, duh, because this is the Internet---Chris Brown's jillion fans went on the offensive. Dear fans: Fox News's Andy Levy is sorry. (But not really.)
I hope you brought along your sense of irony! />
HOW LAME is it that Chris Brown still has a career? Like, I can totally understand the instinct to needle him on Twitter, because the dude is an entitled twerp.
So Fox News's Andy Levy started a little Twitter spat with Chris Brown, and---no, duh, because this is the Internet---Chris Brown's jillion fans went on the offensive. Dear fans: Fox News's Andy Levy is sorry. (But not really.)
I hope you brought along your sense of irony!...
