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Afternoon Delight

photo of david hasselhoff pictures hot hairy young photos This is the girl that Brad is supposedly cheating on Angelina with (this rumor will just not go away). [The Superficial] Natural girls in evening gowns, featuring Solo. [Bossip] Kim Kardashian's wedding video! [Starpulse] Lady Gaga's copping her looks from an old lady. [theBERRY] Christina Aguilera: getting married! [Socialite Life] Denise Richards to be on Two and a Half Men? [TMZ] Karl Lagerfeld thinks that your kids are probably ugly. [The Frisky] Scarlett Johansson talks abou...

Nadya Suleman’s Stomach as Voldemort

photo of nadya suleman stomach after pregnancy pictures photos No, I'm kidding. I mean, her stomach does quite resemble Voldemort's slitted nose, but honestly? Despite the fact that she's birthed an equivalent to a very small country's population, girlfriend's stomach here doesn't actually look all that bad. I've seen women who've birthed one - count 'em one - child, and their stomach ... well, God love them, it'll never be the same to say the least. It's also apparent that Octo hasn't gotten any kind of plastic surgery on her torso, or if she did, s...

Quotables: Jane Lynch Used to Abuse NyQuil

photo of jane lynch pictures hot glee photos pics "I'd close the drapes, take a swig of NyQuil, toast with a simple 'bye-bye' and go into a deep sleep. ... I was miserable the whole time." In case you didn't know, Glee's Jane Lynch has a book coming out, wherein she discusses her previous battles with both depression and addiction. Lynch discusses a dark period in her life when she was substituting alcohol with NyQuil, and NyQuil with marijuana, and how it began to affect her mental well-being. Call me old school or a trendy drug prude, but I wasn't aware that taking NyQuil...

Forbes Releases Top-Earning Celebrity Couples List

photo of forbes highest paid couple 2011 pictures photos tom brady and gisele bundchen pics I don't know about you guys, but these lists always intrigue the crap out of me. These celebrity "power couples," as they're often referred to, bring in, like, unbelievable wads of cash annually. Jaw-dropping amounts. I mean, this kind of money is money that I can't even fathom having, and the craziest part is that there are people out there - both single and partnered up - who earn, like, quadruple this. Gisele Bundchen and Tom Brady topped the list this year, bringing in just around $76 mill...

Snooki Surfaces in Las Vegas

photo of snooki and boyfriend in las vegas poof nation pictures photos And those faces she's making, guys ... I just don't know if I'm going to be able to keep my breakfast down - even though I've already had lunch. Girl is photographed several times here with her boyfriend. Who's also making the same stupid kissy-fish pout face that makes me want to break open my notebook, yank out the sharpest-looking piece and jam it into my eye. Repeatedly. And without restraint. Also, Snooki's new sunglasses line is debuting over the next few months. It's called "Poof ...

Morning Wood

photo of black and white hot young ryan gosling pictures photos pics Tara Reid's wonk-boobs were on TV last night. [The Superficial] Brad Pitt and some Really Hot New Pictures. [Lainey Gossip] Kardashian earned HOW MUCH from her wedding? [Bossip] Demi Lovato has a really awkward birthday. [Starpulse] A dude bathing a hedgehog. And yes, it's as bizarre as it sounds. [theBERRY] An adorable photo of adorable Selma Blair's newborn son and baby daddy. [Cele|bitchy Why is Victoria Beckham in agony? [INFDaily] Kimberly Stewart gives birth! [Amy Grindhouse] ...

Scarlett Johansson Loses Some Weight, Still Has Red Hair

photo of scarlett johansson avengers event pictures photos hot Hey, look who's unearthed herself long enough from geriatric wang to actually show up at an event and do something other than creepy mime stuff! It's Scarlett Johansson! And she's looking - still - hot! She's definitely dropped a few pounds (must be all that running in those stupid toe sneakers that never really caught on), and the red hair is actually pretty hot, so on the whole, I'd say the look is a win. How do you guys feel about a less-curvy and redder-haired Scarlett? [gallery]...

First Photo of Kim Kardashian’s Wedding Face

photo of kim kardashian at her wedding pictures photos I know you guys are pretty torn between "Oh how pretty! Kim Kardashian wedding photos!" and "Ugh, this bitch?", but there's two - count 'em two - photos here to satisfy both groups. The upper photo is for the former group - and doesn't she just look amazing, ladies and gentlemen. Seriously. Plastic surgery or not, this is one pleasing head. For the latter group, here's another photo: What, you can't find anything remotely amusing about it? Well, how about the fact that step dad Jenner is walking girlfriend down the aisle here and pr...

Pregnant Hilary Duff Was Basically Fired for Being Pregnant

Photograph of Hilary Duff with her baby-daddy, Mike Comrie, on August 10 The hell? On the heels of her happy announcement last week, Hilary Duff has officially been dropped from her next movie, as TMZ reports, because she's pregnant. Duff was slated to play Bonnie Parker in the upcoming Bonnie and Clyde bio-pic, but evidently, producers (or whoever) can't picture the notorious criminal as having a happy, healthy glow and a great rack (and, okay, maybe a paunch, too). But what's the big deal? If you ever watched Ghost Whisperer, you'll remember that the camera found new, ridiculously fascinating ways to h...

Josh Groban Is Pretty Funny

A photo of Josh Groban in Vegas, August 20 Truthfully, I like Josh Groban. For a while I wasn't too sure about him---I received a Groban Christmas CD one year, cementing my real and lasting fear of pop opera---but the kid is undeniably funny, funny, funny. In the clip above, Groban visits Piers Morgan Tonight; there, Groban makes light of Morgan's overwrought Twitter-tweets by singing them aloud. And seriously, he makes Piers Morgan sound like the lyric book from Les Mis! Ha ha ha! This isn't the first time Groban has been hig...

Quotables: Emma Stone Talks Inner Beauty

A photo of Emma Stone “Confidence is the only key. I know a lot of people who aren’t traditionally ‘beautiful’ — not symmetrical or perfect-bodied or perfect-skinned. But none of that matters because all that shines through is their confidence, humor and comfort with themselves. I can’t think of any better representation of beauty than someone who is unafraid to be herself.” - Emma Stone giving me another reason to love her. But really, how magical is this girl? I know I haven't talked about h...

Love It or Leave It: Lindsay’s Kardashian Wedding Ensemble

A photo of Lindsay Lohan Ok, before you start being like "oh, this bitch," let me just remind/tell you that Kim requested that all her wedding guests come dressed in black or white, so she's not being That Girl who shows up to your wedding in some budget bridal mess. Or, well, if she is, she's at least sticking to the theme. Regardless of how cheap the dress looks (it does look cheap, right, that's not just me?), isn't it inappropriate to have your basoomas hanging out like that at your pal's wedding? I'm just assu...