Remember back when everyone was all like “OMG PIPPA MIDDLETON. SHE IS THE HOTTEST THING EVAR”? I do. I sort of bought in to that whole thing, enamored by the Royal Wedding and a really flattering white dress.
But this? Well. While it’s unquestionable that Pippa’s got some good genes, and is undeniably attractive, she is not the simpering, sexually-charged Aphrodite that we all pegged her to be. Henceforth, the veil has been lifted, you know?
She’s apparently very average, and while a lot of people might think that’s cause to malign poor Pippa and beat themselves up for being fooled, I think the opposite: it’s a time to celebrate, to rejoice in the fact that there’s one less “flawless” woman in the world to make those of use who think we don’t stack up feel subordinate.
Why should we have to look at the ‘flaws’ of other women to feel better about ourselves by seeing their ‘averageness’? Why cant we all be celebrated for our uniqueness, and not judged for our supposed imperfections?
Because we live in a vapid, shallow, beauty-centric society where the beautiful people fart rainbows. Besides, it’s easier whipping your skippy to a hot chick than a frumpy one.
If that’s the result of “good genes”,I’d hate to see your version of bad ones…how old is she,27?She easily looks 15 or 20 years older.She isn’t fug,but whatever it is that has people so fascinated,I don’t see it,unless it’s merely her connection to the Royals,the fact that she’s so thin,or her corny first name.Pippa?Isn’t that more of a horse’s name than a person’s?
This is what happens when you tan every.single.day.of.your.goddamn.life. You get ugly, and old, realllllllly fast.
Well, it’s not as if Pippa (what a name) said “Look at me I’m the hottest thing since sliced bread!” She just went to a wedding, happened to be related to the bride, and the media did all the rest.
I don’t understand what people see in her. I mean, she’s a decent girl, but I would hardly even put her in the “pretty” category… Can someone explain this to me?
what?!?!?! pippa middleton is not ‘average.’ this is a horrid shot; she is lovely.
^is either on crack or a sycophant to the Royals.
I never understood the hype, not even after the Royal Wedding: her chest was too bony and that… arse? That was not an arse, there was nothing there. I hope the hype dies down soon because quite frankly she is nothing more than an average-looking girl with loads of money, loads of make up and loads of good clothes.
she doesnt look like she scrubs up that much…; not just in this picture but in other pictures as well.. she looks rank in all of them.
Boy oh boy, she has got a face like a hog’s arse and a flat butt to go with it!
kate middleton gets a lot of help from cosmeticians too to be fair – you wouldn’t look twice at her if she didn’t have the millions of pounds that are required to make her look vaguely attractive. the middletons are not known for their looks! lol