It’s time for another round of weekly winnings for the Evil Beet Caption This contests! Check it out, and if you’re the winner, I’ll be sending you an email to collect your mailing information in order to send your prize. Sure hope you registered with a valid email address!
We’ll be choosing the winner of the above photo next Tuesday, so tune in to find out who it is!
The winner on last week’s Seal/Heidi Klum photo: Rodger
“I hear they’re thinking of bringing back the ‘Baywatch’ franchise. Can I play Hobie?”
First runner-up: MOTORMAN
“Let’s get Mikey … he’ll eat anything.”
Second runner-up: Miss LeeLoo
“Becasue when you look like me, you’re allowed to wear boy’s swimwear, ladies’ necklaces and dollar store sunglasses and STILL turn heads, bitch!”
Congrats to Rodger! As for the rest of you, get commenting if you want to win some free crap!
Its a win-win situation. You do what I ask and I’ll get Angelina and Brad to adopt you. We both get happy endings.
we took this photo of my hubby in the e.r. and when we had the pictures developed, this creepy dude appeared.
Ah, dont worry about me. Im just here to witness the doc tell you your about gonna die. It’s for my next movie role, just think a year from now from this horrible news, a yacht shall be borneth. wanna a autograph?
Yes, yes, this one will do nicely…(evil laughter)
you people are absolutely disgusting for putting this picture up to make fun of. i have been a reader of yours the past two years at least, im on evilbeet more than i’m on facebook so see this is a slap to the face.
I hope you are aware that in this picture he’s actually visiting soldiers and civilians that are in the hospital in Israel after VICIOUS terrorist attacks that have left 9 dead and tens of people injured. So to put it up on a caption this is simply rude, hurtful and disgusting.
That doesn’t make it any less f’ing creepy.
” The more you struggle the more pain you will feel”
” Shsss Daddy is here now he just going to put this pillow over your face”
” Don’t worry it will all go dark very soon”
“Well, you sure look like a liberal left wing terrorist… So I’m afraid I’m going to have to pull the plug now.”
SOON.
OK, cough for me please …….. and again ……. one more time ………………………………………………………………………..
“Wait…wait for it….(fart noise)…Ahhh, that’s better. Hi, I’m John Voight.”
Attention MAKE-A-WISH Foundation:
I said I wanted to go to DETROIT, not meet JON VOIGHT!
He wants me to bite his pencil! His pencil! Another Seinfeld reference! I love Seinfeld. I hate Seinfeld. Hate him.
No I’m sorry Brangelina doesn’t want to adopt any older foreigners, but nice try. If you have any kids though I will give her your number.
I knew she cut it off, but I really didn’t want to see it.
Damn!!I should of had a V8!!
Jon, I see that we’re gloating again to the young peoples how death will never take you, but it doesn’t count if your the one always pulling the plug.
No Mr.Voight, you may not lick my wound.
Angelina, my daughter, has me asking around to all the terminally ill patients in every foreign hospital to see if they have any kids she could adopt after they die. Are you gonna die? Twitter me…..