Please allow me to paint this inspiring picture for you. Ready? Ok. LeAnn Rimes was at a restaurant in Chicago with Eddie and his kids. Eddie was chewing up some lettuce to spit into LeAnn’s mouth when a bold and sassy do-gooder decided to take her shot and approach the country star. And that do-gooder spoke for us all when she let LeAnn in on some home truths.
What you are about to read is a fictional representation of an actual event, based on LeAnn’s Tweets:
Eddie: LeAnn, baby doll, do you want some of my pasta?
LeAnn: No … no solids …
Eddie: LeAnn, please, for the children.
LeAnn: I’ll get f-f-f … get f-f … f-f-f-f-f-f-f –
Eddie: You won’t, honey, you won’t. One bite of solid food isn’t going to make you fat, it’s just going to –
LeAnn: YOU SAID THE WORD!
Eddie: Please, don’t make a scene, I was just –
Do-Gooder: Um, hey, excuse me? Skinny bitch on the left? You need to stop throwin’ a hissy and get you some food, girl, you need to eat you somethin’, ok? This man is tryin’ to do good by you, tryin’ to treat you nice, and all you got to give him is grief and 90 pounds of bones? Shoooooo, skinny bitches, gratin’ on my last nerve. Whatever, I’m out.
AND ….. SCENE.
But yeah, LeAnn whined on her Twitter, “How dare someone come to me at a table w/ the boys & tell me I need to eat something. What is wrong with people!? AS I’m stuffing my face….have another drink and maybe take a class in manners! Cheers!” Which is actually really fair, I think it would be mad rude to tell a stranger that she needed to eat something, but damn if I don’t love how sassy that unnamed do-gooder sounds in my head.
Would any of you have the gumption to say such a thing to LeAnn’s face?
She’s the epitome of sad. It’s obvious she is only doing this to please Eddie seeing as he already stated that she is “perfect”. She looks gaunt, emaciated and disgusting. She clearly needs help!
If someone walked up to my wife while we were eating at a restaurant and told her she “needed to eat something”, they would get an equally rude comeback from me, followed by a bitch slap if they didn’t hustle away quickly.
if it had been a ‘sassy lady’ telling another to eat LESS everyone would be against it. weight is personal, no one should say eat more or eat less. i think the ‘sassy lady’ was a bitch, she should mind her own business.
Leann is a liar, so this probably didn’t even occur or happen the way she claims. What probably happened is that EC was flirting madly with another woman in the restaurant right in front of her.