It’s time for another round of weekly winnings for the Evil Beet Caption This contests! Check it out, and if you’re the winner, I’ll be sending you an email to collect your mailing information in order to send your prize. Sure hope you registered with a valid email address!
We’ll be choosing the winner of the above photo next Tuesday, so tune in to find out who it is!
The winner on last week’s Tom Cruise/Katie Holmes photo: Ramon
Man with back to the camera: “That’s right baby, this is snake charming in reverse.”
First runner-up: Dillon
“Only those with thetan counts high enough can call themselves worthy of the presence of lord xenu. Tom’s and Katie’s were high enough that they got to have a threesome.”
Second runner-up: nicole peach
“Oh, this giant mutant tit is so, so, sweet of you Tom. You’ve surpassed yourself. Was it a Xenu perk? … But can I please please now zap this paparazzo with my new Thetan lazer eye-wear…? My gift for ‘getting clear.’ Please Tom, lemme, lemme!”
Congrats to Ramon! As for the rest of you, get commenting if you want to win some free crap!
….I don’t know which way to look….
In case you didn’t know, the rumors are true.
Be careful not to drown the hot dog in ketchup.
It’s obvious that I only wear this cut of bathing suit so I will get the most even of tans.
This package gets my Seal of approval!
Seal brought his own club.
Get that thing out of my face! We don’t need any more of these running around…
Please don’t point dear, it’s rude.
It’s not that big. Get your mouth closer beeyotch!
That’s right darling. 2 years ago you were just an itch in his bathing suit.
mmmm……. Just how Beet likes ’em
A “Ready Beast” (red)
Excuse me, but my eyes are up here.
“Insert racist joke here”
I hear they’re thinking of bringing back the “Baywatch” franchise. Can I play Hobie?
Wow, I know why Heidi has a flat butt now…
She is getting pounded from behind by that on a daily basis…
Kids, stay out of my purse…Mommy needs her lipstick!
Look me in the eye! No, not that one!
PS He is one beautiful man… But he needs to start wearing looser bathing suits if he doesn’t want to end up on sites like this, in a picture that’s just begging for a caption…
When Heidi Klum first met him, he had just finished working out and she made not bones (boners) about the fact that the spandex he was wearing left little to the imagination and she was riveted, first by his looks and then his warmth and charm…
Dessert!
Heidi knows that the best kind of sun protection for her fair skin is the kind that can block out the sun entirely.
hi im here for the orgy.
“Becasue when you look like me, you’re allowed to wear boy’s swimwear, ladies’ necklaces and dollar store sunglasses and STILL turn heads, bitch!”
LETS GET MIKEY ..HE’LL EAT ANYTHING
imagine if “it” suffers from the pinnochio syndrome…oh, please don’t tell a lie mr. seal…please don’t tell a lie!
With Seal.. Its always a meal :-)
No No baby, daddys not going to hurt mommy. Now go play in the sand.