Last night, I got a headache, so I took a couple aspirin. Then, a couple hours later, I got a tummy ache, so I took some Pepto-Bismol. A few hours after THAT, I took some Benadryl because I was itchy and stuffy from allergies. Just a few hours later, my BFF called to see if my boyfriend and I wanted to go get some happy meals. So what I’m trying to say is that I’ve had a real loopy day.
And then, in what felt like a cruel, directed attack on my senses, Lady Gaga decided that today was the day to post her new music video, featuring mermaids, Gaga in drag, Gaga in minimal makeup, and what I can only interpret as some creepy human robot who has no right being seen by me in this state. Needless to say, I didn’t love it.
What about you guys?
If you are taking all that, try a shotgun for mouthwash. Problems with solved.
Maybe she is trying to use the wacked out video to distract from the appearance that this is A F%^4ink COUNTRY SONG! I love Gaga but not this. If you mute it and play one of her other songs for the audio it’s great.
….yeah, I’m going to have to have this explained to me like I am a 2 year old.
Ok, a few things I have to say about this video:
1. It IS a country song
2. Somehow I always like her strange videos, including this one
3. What I don’t like is how in so many scenes her mouthing doesn’t really match the intensity of her recorded voice, it looks bad… of yeah, and the stupid halloween-wig green hair!
4. She looks better as a guy
5. I was kinda liking the half-robot-in-the-desert look until the sunglasses came off… why?!
6. How the hell is that guy doing it with the mermaid? Where is he putting it? lol
Overall, the song sucks but the video is kinda cool in a strange way…
“25 years of my life and still trying to get up that great big hill of hope for a destination”