Image via The Closer on Facebook
You guys watch TV, right? Okay: Are TNT and USA in some kind of Sisyphean competition to see which network can have the freakiest Magritte-style promos? (I mean, really.)
And what is with this photo of Kyra Sedgwick? Can you even call it a photo?
Here she is, airbrushed within the last spindly inch of her life, in a promotional still for The Closer. Poor saintly Kyra has been snipped, cropped, and dropshadowed, but worst of all—and, granted, you might have to adjust your monitor a little to see this—what has the artist done to Kyra’s dress? Specifically, in the bosom area: it’s as if someone painted two errant jockstraps where boobs would go.
Seriously. Look again. THIS IS A BREACH OF HUMAN ANATOMY.
The Closer is in its seventh, and final, season.
It’s a collar on the dress. lol
i really like how you write (being a newbie) but are u being sarcastic? shes gorge, always has been… shes been the bacon lady for some time, thats gotta count for somethin haha
r.i.p amy xxx
Sarcastic? About Kyra? No way; my love is real. But more to the point, I am genuinely disturbed by TNT’s need to turn my favorite 45-year-old hellcat into a scary paper doll.
she’s fuckin annoying
Her pixels have all been removed.