Weston Cage is going to rehab because he's multi-talented. [The Superficial]
Justin Bieber and his dad get matching Jesus tattoos. [Celebuzz]
Kris Jenner's job is to perpetually whore out her family. [Bossip]
Kim Kardashian has a thing against naked women. [TMZ]
What hot actress is a "massive trekkie"? [Starpulse]
Rob Lowe's hair really upsets me. [Lainey Gossip]
Check out Vanessa Carlton's 'Rabbits on the Run.' [LA Times]
Orlando Bloom's new movie looks pretty good, actually....
Well this isn't awkward or anything. Having to stand next to Britney and translate her words into both Spanish and Portuguese, while she remains idly by, wringing her hands and straining to read the words on the cue card through all of that eyeliner and all of those ... eyebrows? I know Britney's come so far over the past few months, and we shouldn't give her so much flak, but ... meh. It's what we do.
Either way, good on you, Britney, for riding this wave for so long. If anyone deserves a monster comeback, girl, it's you. />
Well this isn't awkward or anything. Having to stand next to Britney and translate her words into both Spanish and Portuguese, while she remains idly by, wringing her hands and straining to read the words on the cue card through all of that eyeliner and all of those ... eyebrows? I know Britney's come so far over the past few months, and we shouldn't give her so much flak, but ... meh. It's what we do.
Either way, good on you, Britney, for riding this wave for so long. If anyone deserves a monster comeback, girl, it's you. ...
Mike Tyson posted this photo to Twitter two days ago (via), along with the caption, "Moments like this make everything all worth it. Check out my young fan with my face tattoo."
Frankly, it was irresponsible of Tyson to post this photo. What if tattoo artist S. Victor Whitmill tries to sue the pants off this baby? (See also.)...
Aw, poor Jesse James - he just can't catch a break! First, he loses his Oscar-winning wife, then everybody just hates him, which I'm sure probably broke his little heart, and now? The woman who promised to promise to be by his side 'til his dying day? Is announcing on Twitter that she and him are no longer an item:
"I am no longer w Jesse, and out of respect for him, his family and myself, thats all the info I'd like to share. Thanks for respecting that."
Well balls, lady. That's "all the info" you'd like to share? Sorry,...
You know what I love about Mariah Carey? The woman does not give any kind of a damn. She does as she pleases, and she does it with glitter and rainbows. And that is something I can respect.
The latest example of Mariah's footloose and fancy free attitude comes to you from the Home Shopping Network. The diva herself appeared on Sunday from midnight to 2:00 AM, and the beautiful people at Gawker edited the video of her appearance to just the moments of pure magic. And really, we cannot thank them enough.
I love how she keeps calling people "dahling," don't you? It's obviously her pet name of the moment (mine's "sparkle heart," in case you were wondering), and I've never felt sorrier for Nick Cannon. I also enjoy how she has that obvious, unapologetic tired voice with the mildly drunk attitude that comes along with it. I tell you what now, if she would just give up her ridiculous current music and go back to some "Vision of Love" type jams, maybe I would just love her all the way. />
You know what I love about Mariah Carey? The woman does not give any kind of a damn. She does as she pleases, and she does it with glitter and rainbows. And that is something I can respect.
The latest example of Mariah's footloose and fancy free attitude comes to you from the Home Shopping Network. The diva herself appeared on Sunday from midnight to 2:00 AM, and the beautiful people at Gawker edited the video of her appearance to just the moments of pure magic. And really, we cannot ...
Trust me, I know how much you love that picture of Lindsay. And believe you me, I'm going to do anything in my power to use this picture as much as possible. For you.
It's been a minute since we've heard about a good Lindsay Lohan debacle, so let's just kick back and let Radar tell us a cozy little tale, shall we?
The troubled starlet began her night at Chateau Marmont, and then headed over to Palihouse hotel where her friend, aspiring actor/writer Michael Donegar hosted a party to celebrate his 25th birthday.
She ended the night crying, screaming and "b...
Oh, just something really sparkly and totally literal? Yeah, that's what I thought. Cool.
Is anyone here truly a fan of Katy Perry and her fashion choices? Like, seriously. Can someone sincerely say from the depths of the heart that they love and adore Katy Perry for all that she is? Because I would be really interested in having a calm, goodhearted conversation with that person....
Hey, friends! It's been a hot minute since we last spoke, hasn't it? And, you know, sometimes friends have to reconnect after a little time apart, and just catch up on what's gone on in their lives. So what's new?
Oh, me? Yeah, I've just been watching this video of Taylor Swift do another one of her famous covers and hating myself for thinking that she looks so adorable. Also I'm trying to stay in the present, because I don't know if this is just for girls around my age from Tennessee or what, but I'll be damned if this song doesn't catapult me back to my 8th grade talent show. Every bitch who thought she had a voice wanted to do this "Cowboy Take Me Away" bullshit.
Now you tell me about you, lovelies! />
Hey, friends! It's been a hot minute since we last spoke, hasn't it? And, you know, sometimes friends have to reconnect after a little time apart, and just catch up on what's gone on in their lives. So what's new?
Oh, me? Yeah, I've just been watching this video of Taylor Swift do another one of her famous covers and hating myself for thinking that she looks so adorable. Also I'm trying to stay in the present, because I don't know if this is just for girls around my age from Tennessee ...
Kristin Cavallari: dumped. [The Superficial]
Brooklyn Decker's BABY BUMP. [Celebuzz]
Lauryn Hill gives birth to baby number six. [Bossip]
Pink looking so hot on a motorcycle. [Starpulse]
So, wait now. The Glee kids aren't leaving? [Celebuzz]
Photos of Jennifer Lopez partying in a skimpy bikini. [Socialite Life]
Leighton Meester is one trashy bitch. [TMZ]
Getting laid: it makes Mondays better. [TMZ]
Amy Winehouse's autopsy comes back inconclusive. [Cele|bitchy]
Mariah Carey's insane HSN appearance. [Socialite Life]
Justin Timberlake was hoping to fall in lov...
Is this a clever ploy at trying to reinvent himself now that his ex-girlfriend, Jennifer Lopez, is back on the market? Fortunately (or unfortunately, depending on your perspective) for Jennifer Garner, no. Ben's latest look is for a new CIA movie that he's co-starring in with John Goodman, Alan Arkin, and Bryan Cranston. Probably, anyway. It's the only way I can actually explain someone like Ben Affleck intentionally doing something this heinous to his hair....
Yesterday afternoon, Vulture published the single funniest headline I've ever seen outside of the Onion ("Dave Chappelle Tells One Joke at Charity Event, Proceeds to Stare Down Audience"). Chappelle's awkward 53-minute set was hosted as part of ex-NBA player Alonzo Mourning's Summer Groove charity gala Friday night. The set bombed, and CNN analyst Roland S. Martin sat in the audience, livetweeting the whole mess.
Dave Chappelle somehow saw, and recognized, the CNN analyst in the crowd. "…Dave started...
Weston Cage is going to rehab because he's multi-talented. [The Superficial]
Justin Bieber and his dad get matching Jesus tattoos. [Celebuzz]
Kris Jenner's job is to perpetually whore out her family. [Bossip]
Kim Kardashian has a thing against naked women. [TMZ]
What hot actress is a "massive trekkie"? [Starpulse]
Rob Lowe's hair really upsets me. [Lainey Gossip]
Check out Vanessa Carlton's 'Rabbits on the Run.' [LA Times]
Orlando Bloom's new movie looks pretty good, actually....
Mike Tyson posted this photo to Twitter two days ago (via), along with the caption, "Moments like this make everything all worth it. Check out my young fan with my face tattoo."
Frankly, it was irresponsible of Tyson to post this photo. What if tattoo artist S. Victor Whitmill tries to sue the pants off this baby? (See also.)...
Aw, poor Jesse James - he just can't catch a break! First, he loses his Oscar-winning wife, then everybody just hates him, which I'm sure probably broke his little heart, and now? The woman who promised to promise to be by his side 'til his dying day? Is announcing on Twitter that she and him are no longer an item:
"I am no longer w Jesse, and out of respect for him, his family and myself, thats all the info I'd like to share. Thanks for respecting that."
Well balls, lady. That's "all the info" you'd like to share? Sorry,...
Trust me, I know how much you love that picture of Lindsay. And believe you me, I'm going to do anything in my power to use this picture as much as possible. For you.
It's been a minute since we've heard about a good Lindsay Lohan debacle, so let's just kick back and let Radar tell us a cozy little tale, shall we?
The troubled starlet began her night at Chateau Marmont, and then headed over to Palihouse hotel where her friend, aspiring actor/writer Michael Donegar hosted a party to celebrate his 25th birthday.
She ended the night crying, screaming and "b...
Oh, just something really sparkly and totally literal? Yeah, that's what I thought. Cool.
Is anyone here truly a fan of Katy Perry and her fashion choices? Like, seriously. Can someone sincerely say from the depths of the heart that they love and adore Katy Perry for all that she is? Because I would be really interested in having a calm, goodhearted conversation with that person....
Kristin Cavallari: dumped. [The Superficial]
Brooklyn Decker's BABY BUMP. [Celebuzz]
Lauryn Hill gives birth to baby number six. [Bossip]
Pink looking so hot on a motorcycle. [Starpulse]
So, wait now. The Glee kids aren't leaving? [Celebuzz]
Photos of Jennifer Lopez partying in a skimpy bikini. [Socialite Life]
Leighton Meester is one trashy bitch. [TMZ]
Getting laid: it makes Mondays better. [TMZ]
Amy Winehouse's autopsy comes back inconclusive. [Cele|bitchy]
Mariah Carey's insane HSN appearance. [Socialite Life]
Justin Timberlake was hoping to fall in lov...
Is this a clever ploy at trying to reinvent himself now that his ex-girlfriend, Jennifer Lopez, is back on the market? Fortunately (or unfortunately, depending on your perspective) for Jennifer Garner, no. Ben's latest look is for a new CIA movie that he's co-starring in with John Goodman, Alan Arkin, and Bryan Cranston. Probably, anyway. It's the only way I can actually explain someone like Ben Affleck intentionally doing something this heinous to his hair....
Yesterday afternoon, Vulture published the single funniest headline I've ever seen outside of the Onion ("Dave Chappelle Tells One Joke at Charity Event, Proceeds to Stare Down Audience"). Chappelle's awkward 53-minute set was hosted as part of ex-NBA player Alonzo Mourning's Summer Groove charity gala Friday night. The set bombed, and CNN analyst Roland S. Martin sat in the audience, livetweeting the whole mess.
Dave Chappelle somehow saw, and recognized, the CNN analyst in the crowd. "…Dave started...