

Remember back when we showed you some sweet pictures of Justin and Selena Gomez frolicking along the beach, and it looked like The Biebz had a touch of ink on his ribs? Well, it's because he did. And so does his dad.
In such a tender and loving display of familial affection, Justin and his dad, Jeremy, both got the Hebrew word for "Jesus" tattoed on their torsos. Because hey, nothing says "fatherly love" like getting the Lord's name permanently etched on your 17-year-old kid's flesh, right?
Ok, of course I'm just kidding...
"[It lasted] like, two seconds. Then I was just over it. I was like, 'Ahh.' I was over it. I just, like, walked away. I'm not turned on by Hef. Sorry."
- Loving, doting Crystal Harris talking to Howard Stern about her ex-fiance, Hugh Hefner.
Thanks so much, girl. You know I was wondering what the life of a fame whore might be like. You know I was doing some serious pondering on the issue of marrying for money and also so more people would be interested in your vagina. So glad you co...
"not many people have it in them to do something they love, simply because they love it. with no fuss and no compromise. but she knew what she was capable of and didn’t even need to try. if she wanted to do something she would and if she didn’t she’d say fuck off. it came easy to her and that’s why we all loved her so much. we believed every word she wrote, and it would sink in deep when she sang them. Amy paved the way for artists like me and made people excited about british music ...
Well well well. Look who can finally show her boobs - and other ladyparts - to the entire world without incriminating them in child pornography cases.
So happiest of happy birthdays, Taylor Momsen. I fully expect your crazy, eyeliner wearing, bleached SHUTYOMOUF, young-girl-grinding ways to show up even the nuttiest of Hollywood starlets' antics.
Congratulations!...
Kellan Lutz strips way down. [Celebuzz]
Cameron Diaz still has insane man arms. [The Superficial]
Keri Hilson tweets controversial Amy Winehouse look-alike picture. [Bitten and Bound]
I'm still marveling at the fact that someone gave this woman a young, young baby to care for. [Starpulse]
Celebrities that just don't seem to want to get married. To each other. [Bossip]
Did Zack Morris smoke pot with his mom? [Rumor Fix]
Carey Mulligan is engaged! [Socialite Life]
Jessica Biel looking hot on the set of Total Recall. [Caught on Set]
Why Adrian...
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For the last three years, Heather Matarazzo---she starred in Welcome to the Dollhouse---has been engaged to her special friend, Caroline Murphy. And now that same-sex marriage is legal in New York state, the couple is really going to do it!
But not right away! They plan to take time in planning their nuptials. Caroline Murphy, to the AP: "I always wanted a wedding. Not a trip to City Hall."
One bride plans to wear a dress; the other bride, a white pantsuit, "but a sexy one." ...
Can you guess who this sweet-looking lady is? She dated an award-winning actor, has a pretty successful modeling career of her own, and does alright for herself.
Take your guesses and jump in for the uncensored photo!
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But I'm not all that sure - it could very well be what Robert Redford would look like if he were a zombie.
Brad Pitt's newest wax figure was debuted in Paris earlier this week, and it's not too much of a stretch to say that the attempt was kind of a failure.
By the way, in the third picture down in the gallery there? Brad's apparently pictured with Bruce Campbell, because there is no way in hell that is George Clooney.
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It’s time for another round of weekly winnings for the Evil Beet Caption This contests! Check it out, and if you’re the winner, I’ll be sending you an email to collect your mailing information in order to send your prize. Sure hope you registered with a valid email address! (Oh, and check your email for your winner’s notice, too, OK?)
We’ll be choosing the winner of the above photo next Tuesday, so tune in to find out who it is!
The winner on last week’s Jude Law photo: Ho ...