Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Jennifer Aniston Might Get Married by The End of The Year!

A photo of Jennifer Aniston Oh, Jennifer Aniston. You've come a long way, baby. It's been a rough ride, but word on the street is that things are finally working out for you. You're moving in with your boyfriend, Justin Theroux, and nobody really cares about that 14 year fling he had right before he met you. There's some talk of motherhood in the future! And you know what would be the icing on the cake here? A WEDDING! Star is reporting that Jennifer wants to marry Justin before 2012 in a small, private ceremony in Mexico. Sources are saying that Jen "feels there's no reason to wait" and that "she's ...

Rosario Dawson: “None of Us Look Like That”

A photo of Rosario Dawson Do we love Rosario Dawson or what? I've always thought that she was really pretty in a unique sort of way, and hey, she was in Rent. She wasn't my favorite Mimi - I don't care what my friends say, Daphne Rubin-Vega will always be the Mimi of my heart - but she was still lovely. And now Rosario is covering this month's issue of Shape, and I think even more highly of her for her lovely words: "I remember everyone asking when I was doing press for the movie (Rent), 'What did you do to look so thin? You looked great' and I'm like, 'I looked emaciated' ... It's a for...

Wait, You Mean Jesse James Might Have CHEATED on Kat Von D?!

A photo of Kat Von D and Jesse James I am truly shocked. I am shocked and appalled and dismayed by the notion that Jesse James might have actually slept around with other ladies while engaged to Kat Von D, and that's the reason that they broke up. Here, read the full story from Radar while I gather myself: According to an eyewitness, Jesse and Kat had a verbal argument outside of her Los Angeles, California, home Monday afternoon about another woman before Kat finally told him to leave. “They were outside and I could hear ...

Afternoon Delight

photo of hot tamara mowry pictures phots The hottest photos of Ralph Fiennes. [theBerry] Jennifer Love Hewitt's ass might be better than Kim Kardashian's these days. [The Superficial] Dog sings song with owner. [INFDaily] Harrison Ford settles a feud with Chewbacca. [Starpulse] Apparently it's a big deal that Tamara Mowry married a white man. [Bossip] Is it weird to think Sean Penn's son is kind of hot? [Cele|bitchy] The Wizard of Oz prequel is supposed to be good, I guess. [LA Times] Kim Kardashian's really picky about what her guests wear to her wedding. [TMZ] Mommyrexia is a NY...

Ryan Gosling Bleaches His Whole Head for New Movie Role

photo of ryan gosling hot pictures the place beyond the pines bleached blonde photos pics Excuse me a second, I've laughed myself into such a state that I thought I was going to throw up for a second. I'm all better now, but this was a tough thing to follow Deena Cortese's bare bum, you know? My stomach was kind of on the edge there as it were. Anyway, this is Ryan Gosling's newest look for his latest film, The Place Beyond the Pines, where he plays a motorcycle-riding stuntman who turns to a life of crime to support his family. Not only do I laugh because the hair is just so, so bad (I'm not even touching the Crybaby-like tattoo - and eyeliner? Is that eyeliner...

Because I Want You to Lose Your Lunch: Jersey Shore‘s Deena Cortese and her Bum Crack

photo of jersey shore deena cortese pictures photos tight dress hot pics nudes Deena Cortese was photographed wearing something very tight and very white with a very obvious lack of panties. And all that? Wasn't even the bad part. It was when she bent over and offered us a full view of her bunghole.. That's probably the part that cuts the deepest. I know, I know. I'm going to hell for posting this. But I figured if I'm going to hell, there's probably a lot of fun people out there who are going to come with me for jumping in and viewing the uncensored version. ...

The Moment You’ve All Been Waiting For: The Leaked Breaking Dawn Honeymoon Scene

Ooh man, is someone gonna get in trouble for this one. Apparently, some dude (by the sound of the hooting, anyway) snuck a camera into Comic Con and filmed a really crappy cell video of the Breaking Dawn honeymoon scene. It's almost as good quality as the sex scene you guys saw last week (that is to say, hardly any at all), but I have no doubts that the Twihards will be rubbing one out - furiously - to this clip, which is an entire three-and-a-half minutes. Can you last that long? /> Ooh man, is someone gonna get in trouble for this one. Apparently, some dude (by the sound of the hooting, anyway) snuck a camera into Comic Con and filmed a really crappy cell video of the Breaking Dawn honeymoon scene. It's almost as good quality as the sex scene you guys saw last week (that is to say, hardly any at all), but I have no doubts that the Twihards will be rubbing one out - furiously - to this clip, which is an entire three-and-a-half minutes. Can you last that long? ...

The Happy Feet 2 Trailer is Here!

Are you guys excited about this? I thought the first one was good, and I didn't even really know they were making a second, but it doesn't look nearly as good - or have nearly as good a soundtrack - as the first. I do think I hear some Robin Williams in there, though, and if that's the movie's only redeeming factor? Then I guess I'll have to see it. You know, sometime after it's out on DVD for a year or so. /> Are you guys excited about this? I thought the first one was good, and I didn't even really know they were making a second, but it doesn't look nearly as good - or have nearly as good a soundtrack - as the first. I do think I hear some Robin Williams in there, though, and if that's the movie's only redeeming factor? Then I guess I'll have to see it. You know, sometime after it's out on DVD for a year or so. ...

Morning Wood

photo of kat von d pictures photos pics Kat Von D thinks she's as special as Paris Hilton. [The Superficial] The dude that was kicked out of Comic Con for masturbating over Slave Leias. [Lainey Gossip] This idiot thought it'd be cool to try and break a four-month-old baby's arm off and eat it in front of a group of people. [Bossip] Macaroni and cheese candle? [theBerry] The Ides of March trailer. [Celebuzz] Nicolette Sheridan picks her pubes in Beverly Hills. [Starpulse] Kellan Lutz designs clothes, grinds up on a ...

Kim Kardashian Poses for a Middle Eastern Magazine

photo of kim kardashian pictures photos hot pictures middle eastern photo shoot twitter pics I know a lot (OK, most) of you guys really hate Kim Kardashian, but I'm sorry - surprisingly, it's just not in me to do it these days - I think she's grown on me. I really think she seems likable enough, even if she has done some questionable things in the past. Also? I think she's super pretty. Take this photo shoot for example. It's for some currently-undisclosed Middle Eastern-based magazine, which Kim was eager to pose for and interview with. And she pulled it off, despite the horribl...

Love It or Leave It: Lea Michele Sans Makeup

photos of lea michele no makeup hot pictures photos all natural pics Is it me, or does Lea Michele look tons better without all of the thickly-applied makeup that she normally wears? Here you can actually see her features, and it doesn't look like the first six layers of skin are going to crack and fall off with the weight of a heavy foundation should she happen to smile. Also? She looks way better without all of the dark lipstick, too. It's just not for everybody. I mean, I can't wear it either. I look like a kid playing dress up when I try, and that's nev...

Harrison Ford Does ‘Jimmy Kimmel Live!’

Jimmy Kimmel and Harrison Ford with ChewbaccaImage by Randy Holmes via Entertainment Weekly Harrison Ford---the original space maverick---visited "Jimmy Kimmel Live!" last night to promote Cowboys & Aliens. Below, a video of the episode's "cold open"; in it, someone from Harrison's past suddenly materializes, anxious to cash in on a few old favors. (Harrison's overzealousness is kind of alarming, but at least he is committed, and anyway, the whole thing was directed by Jon Favreau.) Laugh it up, fuzzballs. ...