

Hidden Camera Guy: Chris Hansen from Dateline?
Chris Hansen: Yes?
Hidden Camera Guy: Hi. I'm just some dude from the National Enquirer, and we know you're about to walk into the Ritz-Carlton Angle to meet up with some lady friend.
Chris Hansen: What? No. No way, man, I was just coming in to use their telephone.
Hidden Camera Guy: We also happen to know you've been planning this rendezvous for awhile. Did you know your lady friend is 30? She's 30 years old.
Chris Hansen: I swear, I thought she was at least 46.
In a twist of dramatic iron...
Yesterday we posted quotes from OK! Australia attributed to 23-year-old singer Aaron Carter, who allegedly told the magazine that Michael Jackson plied him with alcohol and cocaine when Carter was just 15 years old.
Now, many MJ loyalists are doubting the veracity of the published interview, insisting the videotaped version of the interview is evidence of some kind of fabrication.
In this video---filmed by tabloid journalist Daphne Barak and posted to her website---Aaron Carter makes n...
This guy ALSO claims he slept with Megan Fox. [The Superficial]
Is Blake's mole being surgically enhanced? [Lainey Gossip]
Hugo Chavez has cancer. [Bossip]
So was it a suicide attempt, or not? [Starpulse]
Demi Moore thinks that Ashton Kutcher is about to kick her to the curb. [Cele|bitchy]
Rupert Grint "grossed out" by Emma Watson. [Huff Po]
Bradley Cooper in dreadlocks. Hot or not? [The Frisky]
18 Sexy celebrities in see-through clothing. [The Frisky]
Shia LaBeouf is making a documentary about ... Marilyn Manson? [Celebuzz]
Melissa Satta bikini photos. [Yeeeah]
Who's Carey Mulli...
Yup, this is what Lindsay did on her first night of freedom. Dinner and ... I don't know. Whatever kind of drugs and alcohol that can be supplied in an upscale LA restaurant's bathroom stall. I'm sure it wasn't a HUGE array, but there was probably your basic garden variety of substances to choose from. Judging by these pictures, I'm saying the vehicles of the night were probably Grey Goose, cocaine, and some kind of bargain-basement meth.
You know, how it would be if Lindsay weren't CO...
I know a lot of you guys probably even forgot that Katy Perry dyed her hair red, and the rest just chalked it up to bad, brief nightmare, but I'm here to prick the air out of your puffed-up balloons by saying that it's REAL. Katy Perry officially has ditched her Minnie Mouse-on-Ecstasy look and has gone all ... soft and demure and GINGER.
The photos we've got here are from girlfriend's fragrance launch - the name of the perfume is 'Purr,' and why yes, I am as gagged up about the name as y...
Look, Paris has sunk her talons into another dude somehow. An apparent US resident, who, unless he's deaf, blind, and dumb, probably knows of her history in this country and all of the male destruction she's left behind her in a slimy trail of herpe discharge.
And the guy is no nobody, either - if you don't recognize him (and let's be real, I didn't), it's Todd Phillips, who was the director of The Hangover. And actually? This is a step UP from her last boyfriend, Cy Waits, who was some...
Oh Vanity Fair. Something about this is just wrong, and I can't quite put my finger on WHAT. Seeing Gwyneth Paltrow like this is similar to seeing your sort-of-hot but really really god-awful boss naked. You derive no pleasure from it other than the grim satisfaction of knowing that she's got actual skin instead of scales and horns, know what I mean, jellybean? ...