Guess who's King of Late-Night Talk!
Actually, let me narrow it down a little. Guess who is King of Adult Viewers Between the Ages of 18 and 49! That's the most valuable demographic to advertisers, FYI.
Who could it be? Is it Conan O'Brien, buoyed to first place by Team Coco? Or Craig Ferguson, puppeteering his way into his audience's hearts? Is it Letterman? Leno? What about Kimmel or Fallon or Chelsea Handler, in a sudden and surprising victory?
Find out after the cut!
Read More />Guess who's King of Late-Night Talk!
Actually, let me narrow it down a little. Guess who is King of Adult Viewers Between the Ages of 18 and 49! That's the most valuable demographic to advertisers, FYI.
Who could it be? Is it Conan O'Brien, buoyed to first place by Team Coco? Or Craig Ferguson, puppeteering his way into his audience's hearts? Is it Letterman? Leno? What about Kimmel or Fallon or Chelsea Handler, in a sudden and surprising victory?
Find out after the cut!
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Photo via Daphne Barak
Well, well.
I was wondering when Aaron Carter's spokesperson would blast that scummy article from OK! Magazine. Turns out it was sooner rather than later.
Yesterday, a representative for Aaron Carter denied that Carter gave certain quotes to OK! Australia---OK! had alleged that Michael Jackson gave a then-15-year-old Aaron Carter alcohol and cocaine. The spokesperson also told TMZ to go check YouTube for interview footage. (I hope Carter's rep meant my YouTube video! That 'ish took 287 minutes to upload! Not kidding.)
But late last night, slightly-noteworthy tabloid jour...
That's great, Chris Brown. That's great.
But can you top this?
The answer is no. Nobody can top that photo.
My favorite is the dude who planked on in from the next room via the breakfast counter. Or the guy on the stove who appears to be levitating, which is like a next-level David Blaine illusion....
Chord Overstreet tweeted this yesterday:
well its been a good yr too bad its over, time for summer and starting fresh
Turns out the "Glee" actor's guest-starring role as Sam Evans didn't pan out as a permanent gig, which limits Chord's future presence on the show to cameos. Judging by his Twitter, it sounds like he simply plans to move on.
Frankly, I'm gobsmacked---I didn't even realize this was a thing that could happen. Like, I know SNL has "featured players" who vie for roles as actual cast...
I am so, so sorry about the headline. What am I supposed to do? My hands are tied, here.
Other movie titles I ought to have been able to contort into an ill-worded, trying-too-hard Schwarzenegger Divorce Joke:
- End of Days
- Collateral Damage
- Eraser
- True Lies
- The Expendables (he has a cameo)
- Raw Deal
- Junior (OH, NO)
Anyway. What took so long? Maria Shriver finally, officially filed for divorce from Arnold Schwarzenegger yesterday. The Associated Press reports:
Th...
These photos practically made my eyes pop out, seriously. JLH is a woman that I've had to warm up to over the past few years, and doggone it, I think she's gone and melted my cold, fractured heart.
GIRLFRIEND IS LOOKING HOT. Like HOT HOT HOT. Hotter than I can even comprehend. I'm not going to sit here and compare pear-shaped bodies to asparagus-shaped bodies or whatever, nor am I going to say that shapely is better than rail-like or rail-like is better than shapely - but I AM going to say that THIS? As in the above photo and the ones...
OK, let's be real here: am I the only one who thinks it's kind of unnecessary to be making so many damned Batman movies with so many different batmen? In my eyes, no one's ever gonna top Michael Keaton as the original Batman. And though the Dark Knight was frankly awesome, I see no point in George Clooney being Batman and Val Kilmer being Batman (poor choice if I ever saw one), and now a third Catwoman? Michelle Pfeiffer is the only, the original, THE Catwoman, and Halle Berry was just ... pathetic. Anne Hathaway would be a redeeming factor to this movie, if only it hadn't already been done so many times.
But for those of you who disagree, hey! Here's a Batman clip for you! Enjoy! />
OK, let's be real here: am I the only one who thinks it's kind of unnecessary to be making so many damned Batman movies with so many different batmen? In my eyes, no one's ever gonna top Michael Keaton as the original Batman. And though the Dark Knight was frankly awesome, I see no point in George Clooney being Batman and Val Kilmer being Batman (poor choice if I ever saw one), and now a third Catwoman? Michelle Pfeiffer is the only, the original, THE Catwoman, and Halle Berry was just ... pa...
I think Olivia Wilde is off the charts hot. Like, I think there's a solid chance that she's the most gorgeous lady working in Hollywood today. That doesn't mean I like anything at all about her, and it doesn't mean I hate anything about her either, it just means that I like her face, and it means that I like it a lot.
All that being said, I think that the L.A. Times really did a big disservice to Olivia here. She's undeniably attractive with the old glamour look here, but personally, I think she thrives on House, in Thirteen's s...
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