Does anybody even say that anymore? You know, aside from this bitch? I remember my dad used to say that a lot when I was little, so maybe it's some weird eighties thing. Or maybe it was just a weird dad thing, because I was rather young for some of the eighties, and maybe I just don't remember all that well.
Anyway, here we have photos of Lindsay Lohan on the beach at Paradise Cove. Girlfriend hasn't wasted any time in resuming her natural way of life, nor has she hesitated in retreating...
From us here at Evil Beet, to you out there, whether you celebrate Independence Day or not. Enjoy, and have a happy and safe one!
... No? >< You know, I'd really rather not ... But try this one then, I guess.
Happy now, are you? Ugh. />...
Raven-Symoné is killing it. Lately, the woman is a sexy shadow of her former self, which can only be the product of hard work and masochism.
Even at her biggest she usually looked A-OK, I always thought, except for her penchant for wearing none-too-flattering curtains and togas. (And now that she's lost 70 pounds, I think she should try uncovering her upper arms. Come on, lady.)
The cruel irony: on her new ABC Family show, "State of Georgia," Raven-Symoné essentially has to wear a fat ...
The end is almost here, you guys. Can you believe it? After so many years of wonderful adventures and so many different rollercoasters of emotion (why, no, I am still not ok with what happened to Sirius), in less than two weeks, it's going to be over. And Daniel Radcliffe, sweetheart that he is, is willing to give almost pointless interviews to ease the pain. Here are some quotes from The Boy Who Lived himself:
On his whole Potter experience: "I feel like It's been a huge learning curve...
I know what you're thinking: "oh, another gallery of Geri Halliwell in a bikini, I get to see some nipples today!" Well, perv, there will be no Ginger Spice nipple action happening on this day, but you get something even better. You get a far-fetched theory involving magic and sea creatures. And really, which one sounds better?
Ok, see, some people might think that since there's photo after photo of Geri Halliwell playing in the water and rocking bikinis, she must be on vacation. But I sa...
Andrew Keegan - you guys know Andrew Keegan. He was the guy in 10 Things I Hate About You who wasn't Heath Ledger or Joseph Gordon-Levitt. He was also on 7th Heaven, and one of my favorite ridiculous movies, A Midsummer Night's Rave. I also could have absolutely sworn that he was in the first episode of Buffy, but it turns out that that's Eric Balfour, who, in my defense, does look a bit similar. So we're all caught up on Andrew Keegan then? Good, because if you're not, then he's tough en...
If I can think of a single image that our forefathers would be proud to see as a representation of all their hard work, it would be this photo of Ke$ha in torn fishnets, a ripped American flag shirt, and a look of patriotism on her face the likes of which I've never seen before. I just know that on this very day, 235 years ago, when Thomas Jefferson was gazing proudly upon the Declaration of Independence, he also had just a sliver of pride in his heart for the future of this great land.
I ...
In March, Charlie Sheen launched a campaign to hire a "social media intern" who could further the Tiger Blood brand and hone Sheen's Violent Torpedo of Truth. RumorFix reports that a pool of 82,149 applicants vied for the paid summer internship. And the position has just been filled!
In round three of the application process, one of the questions competitors could answer was, "If you were the Social Media Director for a major humanitarian aid organization, how would you create awareness and rai...
I woke up last night in a cold sweat. I sat up in the pitch-black darkness, pressing my clammy fingers against my damp brow. I dabbed at my forehead with the sheet---Egyptian Pima, 300-count---as I tried to catch my breath. Oh! Oh, God! I thought to myself. Oh, God! I hope Jesse James is okay.
I needn't have worried! According to the NY Daily News, Jesse James phoned into Australia's Kyle and Jackie O Show, as part of his American Outlaw promotional rounds, and assured the radio hosts he i...
Image via TMZ
Sammie Spades once worked as an intern in Senator Clinton's office in Buffalo, New York; now she's a porn star, as TMZ uncovered two weeks ago.
So it was only a matter of time---er, nine whole days, actually---until somebody propositioned Spades with an offer she couldn't pass up. You guessed it: Spades is currently filming a bio-pic of her life. (Some scenes might be fictionalized juuuuust slightly.)
Only four days after what was surely a tedious Clinton lookalike casting pr...
It's Lady Gaga's first time in Taiwan, where her fans are craaaayzeeee about her. Like, they might actually be crazy.
Here's a Mandarin-language news report (with subtitles!) about Day One of her visit:
On the second day, Lady Gaga rested.
She finally left her hotel last night and spent an hour at Pure Yoga, as 500+ fans swarmed outside.
This morning Lady Gaga left Taipei for Taichung, where the mayor gave her a key to the city and declared Sunday Lady Gaga Day. One fan wore---no joke---an ...
You've heard of limited animation, right? Like in old Hanna-Barbera cartoons, when Scooby-Doo and the gang run in terror past the same tree five times? (To be fair, Filmation did this a lot, too.)
Guess who else has been reusing old frames!
Don't really guess; I'll just tell you. It's our old pal, MTV Movie Award-winning director Michael Bay!
Man. I've always had this sneaking suspicion I'm being tricked into watching the same movie over and over.
On the one hand it's a little su...
Does anybody even say that anymore? You know, aside from this bitch? I remember my dad used to say that a lot when I was little, so maybe it's some weird eighties thing. Or maybe it was just a weird dad thing, because I was rather young for some of the eighties, and maybe I just don't remember all that well.
Anyway, here we have photos of Lindsay Lohan on the beach at Paradise Cove. Girlfriend hasn't wasted any time in resuming her natural way of life, nor has she hesitated in retreating...
Raven-Symoné is killing it. Lately, the woman is a sexy shadow of her former self, which can only be the product of hard work and masochism.
Even at her biggest she usually looked A-OK, I always thought, except for her penchant for wearing none-too-flattering curtains and togas. (And now that she's lost 70 pounds, I think she should try uncovering her upper arms. Come on, lady.)
The cruel irony: on her new ABC Family show, "State of Georgia," Raven-Symoné essentially has to wear a fat ...
The end is almost here, you guys. Can you believe it? After so many years of wonderful adventures and so many different rollercoasters of emotion (why, no, I am still not ok with what happened to Sirius), in less than two weeks, it's going to be over. And Daniel Radcliffe, sweetheart that he is, is willing to give almost pointless interviews to ease the pain. Here are some quotes from The Boy Who Lived himself:
On his whole Potter experience: "I feel like It's been a huge learning curve...
I know what you're thinking: "oh, another gallery of Geri Halliwell in a bikini, I get to see some nipples today!" Well, perv, there will be no Ginger Spice nipple action happening on this day, but you get something even better. You get a far-fetched theory involving magic and sea creatures. And really, which one sounds better?
Ok, see, some people might think that since there's photo after photo of Geri Halliwell playing in the water and rocking bikinis, she must be on vacation. But I sa...
Andrew Keegan - you guys know Andrew Keegan. He was the guy in 10 Things I Hate About You who wasn't Heath Ledger or Joseph Gordon-Levitt. He was also on 7th Heaven, and one of my favorite ridiculous movies, A Midsummer Night's Rave. I also could have absolutely sworn that he was in the first episode of Buffy, but it turns out that that's Eric Balfour, who, in my defense, does look a bit similar. So we're all caught up on Andrew Keegan then? Good, because if you're not, then he's tough en...
If I can think of a single image that our forefathers would be proud to see as a representation of all their hard work, it would be this photo of Ke$ha in torn fishnets, a ripped American flag shirt, and a look of patriotism on her face the likes of which I've never seen before. I just know that on this very day, 235 years ago, when Thomas Jefferson was gazing proudly upon the Declaration of Independence, he also had just a sliver of pride in his heart for the future of this great land.
I ...
In March, Charlie Sheen launched a campaign to hire a "social media intern" who could further the Tiger Blood brand and hone Sheen's Violent Torpedo of Truth. RumorFix reports that a pool of 82,149 applicants vied for the paid summer internship. And the position has just been filled!
In round three of the application process, one of the questions competitors could answer was, "If you were the Social Media Director for a major humanitarian aid organization, how would you create awareness and rai...
I woke up last night in a cold sweat. I sat up in the pitch-black darkness, pressing my clammy fingers against my damp brow. I dabbed at my forehead with the sheet---Egyptian Pima, 300-count---as I tried to catch my breath. Oh! Oh, God! I thought to myself. Oh, God! I hope Jesse James is okay.
I needn't have worried! According to the NY Daily News, Jesse James phoned into Australia's Kyle and Jackie O Show, as part of his American Outlaw promotional rounds, and assured the radio hosts he i...
Image via TMZ
Sammie Spades once worked as an intern in Senator Clinton's office in Buffalo, New York; now she's a porn star, as TMZ uncovered two weeks ago.
So it was only a matter of time---er, nine whole days, actually---until somebody propositioned Spades with an offer she couldn't pass up. You guessed it: Spades is currently filming a bio-pic of her life. (Some scenes might be fictionalized juuuuust slightly.)
Only four days after what was surely a tedious Clinton lookalike casting pr...
It's Lady Gaga's first time in Taiwan, where her fans are craaaayzeeee about her. Like, they might actually be crazy.
Here's a Mandarin-language news report (with subtitles!) about Day One of her visit:
On the second day, Lady Gaga rested.
She finally left her hotel last night and spent an hour at Pure Yoga, as 500+ fans swarmed outside.
This morning Lady Gaga left Taipei for Taichung, where the mayor gave her a key to the city and declared Sunday Lady Gaga Day. One fan wore---no joke---an ...
You've heard of limited animation, right? Like in old Hanna-Barbera cartoons, when Scooby-Doo and the gang run in terror past the same tree five times? (To be fair, Filmation did this a lot, too.)
Guess who else has been reusing old frames!
Don't really guess; I'll just tell you. It's our old pal, MTV Movie Award-winning director Michael Bay!
Man. I've always had this sneaking suspicion I'm being tricked into watching the same movie over and over.
On the one hand it's a little su...