

Nicolas Cage's son would be the roundhouse-kicking Weston Cage, who I didn't even know completed his psych evaluation after completely losing his shit in the last weeks of June, and his wife would be Nikki Williams, who - appropriately enough, I guess - is as batshit insane.
LA law enforcement claims that a bunch of bloody drama went down last night in the couple's shared apartment, wherein Nikki ended up calling the police, screaming that Weston had assaulted her.
To be fair? Sources ar...
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Kim Kardashian: wearing adult diapers. [The Superficial]
Did Victoria Beckham have her baby yesterday? [Lainey Gossip]
Rihanna and Drake hooking up again? [Bossip]
And this is what Paris Hilton did for Independence Day. [Starpulse]
Destroying Hogwarts! [LA Times]
50 Come-hither looks that will make you proud to be an American. [Pajiba]
Kate Gosselin jogs alone for the fourth of July. [INFDaily]
Teen moms with implants: the new role models? [Amy Grindhouse]
What young actress says "being sexy is scary"? [The Frisky]
Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck play happy family. [Ce...
I have to make an apology to all of you who were hoping that precious Pippa would be shacking up with Prince Harry: it ain't happening. Not with Prince Harry's new girlfriend in the mix, anyway. This girl is Florence Brudenell-Bruce, and I suppose she's some kind of lingerie model (this is, at least, what I'm guessing based on the photos).
According to sources who "know" Florence:
Florence Brudenell-Bruce is the daughter of Andrew Brudenell-Bruce, a wine merchant, and the artist Sophie Brudenell-Bruce. She grew up in Fulham and was privately ed...
This girl. is so. cute. Seriously. That jumping-yelling picture down below? Probably one of the more adorable things I've seen this week. With regard to the "love it or leave it" thing, definitely love it. I'd never leave it. It's Hermione-frigging-Granger, for crying out loud. Though she probably laments the fact that she's probably always going to be little Hermione Granger to me (and a lot of others too), it's a good thing, a wholesome thing.
Please Emma, promise me: no nipslips or gla...
"I’ve always wanted to have children. That never happened. And I thought, ‘Well, I’ll do it next year. I’ll do it after this film. And then there was, ‘Oh I’m single’… there is a feeling you give up a lot on this job, but you have to get a lot back, too. Luckily I have great friends and I have found a tremendous amount of happiness in mentoring young actors. They’re like my kids. [The price I've paid as an actor] is that I’ve been very lonely a lot in my life. I’ve had t...
Remember last week when Nadya "Octomom" Suleman was going on about how her babies "disgust" her and her older children are "monsters" and she sits in the bathroom "for hours" to avoid them? Wasn't that such a gross interview? Well, it's all ok now, because according to Octomom, it's all a lie! Huzzah!
From TMZ:
Quotes from Octomom flew all over the Internet this week -- the most damaging being, "I hate babies, they disgust me" -- the only problem is ... Octomom says SHE NEVER GAVE THEM!...
Which social-media-savvy musician got a manly new Wizard of Oz tattoo?
…And has a pierced nipple?
…And is wearing a unicorn pendant?
His identity, after the break!
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Enter Lindsay Lohan references.
Daniel Radcliffe, who we watched grow up before our very eyes, did a really revealing interview with GQ magazine wherein he claimed to "beat" a pesky alcohol problem. Daniel says:
"I became so reliant on (alcohol) to enjoy stuff. There were a few years there when I was just so enamored with the idea of living some sort of famous person's lifestyle that really isn't suited to me."
Radcliffe admits he is glad the paparazzi never caught him misbehaving, and he has now turned his back on his wild ways to concentrate on a calmer lifestyle. The actor gave up ...
"If you were to ask me to remove my Philip Treacy hat at a party, in truth it's the emotional and physical equivalent of requesting I remove my liver."
Um, call me totally ignorant, but I don't even know what a Philip Treacy hat is. I mean, I can use those mad context clue skills learned back in second grade to determine that 1) it's a hat, and 2) it was either made, or endorsed, by one Philip Treacy, but that's all I've got on that. Moreover, why does this broad have to be so damn dramatic...
LOL Nah, dude - Zac Efron only goes for hot, head-giving Victoria's Secret-esque chicks now that he's through with Vanessa Hudgens' beat-ass vadge.
Zac Efron was photographed with his less famous former co-star Ashley Tisdale during girlfriend's 26th party this past weekend, and aside from the photo as evidence, we have Ashley's too-excited Tweet for backup:
"So happy zacary made it to my party! He's my brother/best friend!"
Any by "brother/best friend," I'm assuming she means that her agent paid him a...