PHOTOS: Selena Gomez takes "private pictures" while on vacation with Bieber. [The Superficial]
Has Jay-Z been cheating on Beyonce for the last ten years? [Bossip]
Who topped the Forbes' Highest Paid list this year? [Starpulse]
Maria Shriver doesn't want a talk show, probably wants ... um, something else. [TMZ]
Now wait a damn second. Zac Efron is dating WHO? [Lainey Gossip]
Details: Adele's going to resume her tour. [Socialite Life]
Reese Witherspoon has a new tattoo ... [Yeeeah...
Guess you know what this means: Selena's sick and tired of crucifying herself over that whole "corrupting a minor" thing and now she's headed to the big time in order to find a real man that won't damage her self-esteem and public image. Nah, I'm just kidding. Her boyfriend is Justin Bieber. There's, like, no topping that, you know? The only thing that'd be hotter? Is if she started dating one of those young little Sprouse boys. ... Oh, wait.
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So apparently, the kind, kind folks over at Vanity Fair Italia took it upon themselves to bestow an opportunity for a cover and an interview with our girl Lindsay Lohan, and I have to tell you - the quotes are unbelievable. Seriously. Unbelievable in the "who the hell does she think she's fooling" kind of way, but I suppose that's one of the biggest pulls for Lindsay: she's the only one who buys her own hype, so it's almost part of her character. I mean, here. Here's an example right here - the head...
This is it. This is the Sheenpocalypse. We are now being engulfed in a deluge of Sheen.
- Yesterday, Comedy Central announced its "Comedy Central Roast of Charlie Sheen." It will star Charlie Sheen.
- The Roast is coincidentally scheduled to air the same day that Two and Half Men premieres with its new star, Ashton Kutcher. Huh.
- If anyone disses Brooke Mueller during this little Roast, she swears to God, she will sue his ever-living balls off, Charlie.
- Faygo-a-go-go! Charlie Sheen is slated to co-host, for one night and one night only...
Photograph by Terry Richardson
First of all, thanks to the commenter who recommended the name "Justifer," which is not only a much sleeker celebrity-couple portmanteau than whatever I suggested ("JustAnisTin") but contoured enough that any couple named Justin and Jennifer could use it.
Moving right along: This morning the Daily Mail has a 60-point headline screaming "Jennifer Aniston waves goodbye to Hollywood for a year as she turns love into a full time job." That is just like the Daily Mail, isn't it? Every headline is a bad film trailer, giving away the whole movie. (Also, the Daily...
I loved Pink when she sang songs like "Don't Let Me Get Me" and made me feel like less of an awkward, 12-year-old mess, and I love her now. And just when I thought I couldn't love her any more, she goes and proves herself to be one of the most kickass moms in Hollywood. If you weren't convinced yet, check out this precious interview:
On how she wanted her daughter to be born: “We watched Ricki Lake's documentary The Business of Being Born early on. It was so enlightening and empowering. We took all kinds of classes and decided to work with midwives at The Sanctuary … I was really looking fo...
I know, I was shocked by the notion too, but something tells me that, unlike her previous efforts, Ke$ha's next album is going to be mediocre to all right. Doesn't it feel like the world is shifting a little bit?
Here's Ke$ha's quote that makes me feel like she's capable of producing something that's not absolute trash in the near future:
"I definitely want the next record to be experimental and I would love to play with all the different sounds of the music I listen to. I really want some di...
Photo courtesy of The Sun
In absolutely terrifying news, Paris Hilton's stalker James Rainford was arrested---on the beach, and shirtless---Monday afternoon. Another beachgoer noticed Rainford spying into the window of Hilton's Malibu beach house and immediately phoned the authorities.
Rainford was arrested for violating "a valid restraining order prohibiting him from being within 200 yards of Miss Hilton or her residence," according to the L.A. County Sheriff's Department.
That court order went...
Pack your carpet bags! Put on your wicker hats!
I wasn't going to bother covering Will and Kate's boat race, but then I discovered they raced each other at Prince Edward Island. Prince Edward Island! That means the boat race is singleboatedly the most exciting thing to ever occur at Prince Edward Island, if the events of the Anne of Green Gables books don't count---which, they shouldn't. They're fiction.
Anyway, Prince William and bride Kate are touring the Great White North, and yeste...
Isn't that, like, on the way to death? When someone gets so skinny that their stomach goes all distended? I mean, that's what I see, at least, when those horrible commercials featuring starving children across the world. I mean, it's either that or she's pregnant. But I have a hard time believing that, just like I have a hard time believing that she's actually getting regular periods being this skinny*, you know?
Also, it's amusing: the thinner LeAnn gets, the fatter Nappy McSquintnuts seems t...
Photo by Ricardo Ramirez Buxeda, Orlando Sentinel
At 2:15 PM EST today, the jurors in the Casey Anthony trial reconvened in Orlando to announce their verdicts.
As the first of the seven verdicts was read aloud, Casey Anthony sobbed, then visibly regained her composure. She was found not guilty of first-degree murder, manslaughter, and child abuse. She was, however, found guilty on four counts of providing false information to law enforcement.
Casey Anthony's daughter, Caylee, was r...
Apparently Nick Jonas can still draw a crowd - his recent performance at a Microsoft store had tons and tons of squeeing, swooning young women, and what trendy trendsetter would be complete without his very own rendition of a popular Lady Gaga song?
What do you guys think? />
Apparently Nick Jonas can still draw a crowd - his recent performance at a Microsoft store had tons and tons of squeeing, swooning young women, and what trendy trendsetter would be complete without his very own rendition of a popular Lady Gaga song?
What do you guys think?...
PHOTOS: Selena Gomez takes "private pictures" while on vacation with Bieber. [The Superficial]
Has Jay-Z been cheating on Beyonce for the last ten years? [Bossip]
Who topped the Forbes' Highest Paid list this year? [Starpulse]
Maria Shriver doesn't want a talk show, probably wants ... um, something else. [TMZ]
Now wait a damn second. Zac Efron is dating WHO? [Lainey Gossip]
Details: Adele's going to resume her tour. [Socialite Life]
Reese Witherspoon has a new tattoo ... [Yeeeah...
Guess you know what this means: Selena's sick and tired of crucifying herself over that whole "corrupting a minor" thing and now she's headed to the big time in order to find a real man that won't damage her self-esteem and public image. Nah, I'm just kidding. Her boyfriend is Justin Bieber. There's, like, no topping that, you know? The only thing that'd be hotter? Is if she started dating one of those young little Sprouse boys. ... Oh, wait.
[gallery columns="5"]...
So apparently, the kind, kind folks over at Vanity Fair Italia took it upon themselves to bestow an opportunity for a cover and an interview with our girl Lindsay Lohan, and I have to tell you - the quotes are unbelievable. Seriously. Unbelievable in the "who the hell does she think she's fooling" kind of way, but I suppose that's one of the biggest pulls for Lindsay: she's the only one who buys her own hype, so it's almost part of her character. I mean, here. Here's an example right here - the head...
This is it. This is the Sheenpocalypse. We are now being engulfed in a deluge of Sheen.
- Yesterday, Comedy Central announced its "Comedy Central Roast of Charlie Sheen." It will star Charlie Sheen.
- The Roast is coincidentally scheduled to air the same day that Two and Half Men premieres with its new star, Ashton Kutcher. Huh.
- If anyone disses Brooke Mueller during this little Roast, she swears to God, she will sue his ever-living balls off, Charlie.
- Faygo-a-go-go! Charlie Sheen is slated to co-host, for one night and one night only...
Photograph by Terry Richardson
First of all, thanks to the commenter who recommended the name "Justifer," which is not only a much sleeker celebrity-couple portmanteau than whatever I suggested ("JustAnisTin") but contoured enough that any couple named Justin and Jennifer could use it.
Moving right along: This morning the Daily Mail has a 60-point headline screaming "Jennifer Aniston waves goodbye to Hollywood for a year as she turns love into a full time job." That is just like the Daily Mail, isn't it? Every headline is a bad film trailer, giving away the whole movie. (Also, the Daily...
I loved Pink when she sang songs like "Don't Let Me Get Me" and made me feel like less of an awkward, 12-year-old mess, and I love her now. And just when I thought I couldn't love her any more, she goes and proves herself to be one of the most kickass moms in Hollywood. If you weren't convinced yet, check out this precious interview:
On how she wanted her daughter to be born: “We watched Ricki Lake's documentary The Business of Being Born early on. It was so enlightening and empowering. We took all kinds of classes and decided to work with midwives at The Sanctuary … I was really looking fo...
I know, I was shocked by the notion too, but something tells me that, unlike her previous efforts, Ke$ha's next album is going to be mediocre to all right. Doesn't it feel like the world is shifting a little bit?
Here's Ke$ha's quote that makes me feel like she's capable of producing something that's not absolute trash in the near future:
"I definitely want the next record to be experimental and I would love to play with all the different sounds of the music I listen to. I really want some di...
Photo courtesy of The Sun
In absolutely terrifying news, Paris Hilton's stalker James Rainford was arrested---on the beach, and shirtless---Monday afternoon. Another beachgoer noticed Rainford spying into the window of Hilton's Malibu beach house and immediately phoned the authorities.
Rainford was arrested for violating "a valid restraining order prohibiting him from being within 200 yards of Miss Hilton or her residence," according to the L.A. County Sheriff's Department.
That court order went...
Pack your carpet bags! Put on your wicker hats!
I wasn't going to bother covering Will and Kate's boat race, but then I discovered they raced each other at Prince Edward Island. Prince Edward Island! That means the boat race is singleboatedly the most exciting thing to ever occur at Prince Edward Island, if the events of the Anne of Green Gables books don't count---which, they shouldn't. They're fiction.
Anyway, Prince William and bride Kate are touring the Great White North, and yeste...
Isn't that, like, on the way to death? When someone gets so skinny that their stomach goes all distended? I mean, that's what I see, at least, when those horrible commercials featuring starving children across the world. I mean, it's either that or she's pregnant. But I have a hard time believing that, just like I have a hard time believing that she's actually getting regular periods being this skinny*, you know?
Also, it's amusing: the thinner LeAnn gets, the fatter Nappy McSquintnuts seems t...
Photo by Ricardo Ramirez Buxeda, Orlando Sentinel
At 2:15 PM EST today, the jurors in the Casey Anthony trial reconvened in Orlando to announce their verdicts.
As the first of the seven verdicts was read aloud, Casey Anthony sobbed, then visibly regained her composure. She was found not guilty of first-degree murder, manslaughter, and child abuse. She was, however, found guilty on four counts of providing false information to law enforcement.
Casey Anthony's daughter, Caylee, was r...