Photo via The Smoking Gun
Last November, in one of the lamest events of 2010, Willie Nelson was detained in Sierra Blanca, Texas (population 533, home of America's Largest Sewage Dump) for having a stinky tour bus. He was subsequently arrested and charged with possession of drug paraphernalia, a misdemeanor offense that carries no jail time.
This June, it seemed as though Nelson struck a pretty good plea deal: if he coughed up a $500 fine and court expenses, he could go on his merry way, the prosecutor decided. Because what kind of sicko ...
Good morning, Thursdayheads! In the morning, I always like to pour myself a cup of old, reheated coffee, burn a bagel, and pretend to read a newspaper. (Usually I just flip around until I find "The Wizard of Id" or "Pickles," because I am basically 12.)
If I were like a real adult, though, maybe I'd be reading the Wall Street Journal right now, but then again, probably only its movie reviews. And I'd be looking for the pictures---you know, the distinctive little stipple-and-crosshatching dealies. God, I love those. They're so classy.
Oh dear God, please no. I thought this was over. I thought that dear Justin Timberlake had moved on to greener pastures with less crazy ladies, but it looks like Biel has worked whatever voodoo powers she has in her arsenal to rope JT back in. Woe is me.
The rumors all started when some random from Toronto Tweeted that Justin and Jessica were getting tacos together. And that was fine, I could accept that, but then Us Weekly stepped up to the plate. And they're not bringing good news:
Timberlake, 30, and...
I am so ready to just jump into this and roll around in it and rejoice in the glory of this blind item, so let's hop to it, shall we?
From BuzzFoto:
This Country Singer, known for dating just about everyone in Hollywood has started to develop a bad habit. As in, the white stuff. She picked up the habit when she was dating another musician and is now hooked. If our source is correct, her late night partying is going to catch up to her…. soon.
It's Taylor Swift, right? Can you see it? She's definitely dated a good f...
I'm really very disappointed in you, Beliebers. Do you know what you let happen? Your personal Lord and Saviour, Justin Bieber, was in Vanity Fair back in January, and you know what? His issue was the worst selling issue in twelve whole years. TWELVE YEARS. That's longer than some of you have been alive.
And honestly, how do you think this makes Justin feel? Do you think this doesn't cut him like a knife, because newsflash, IT DOES. Justin is a very tender person, and I'm sure that knowing that he failed so miserably on the cover of Vanity Fair doesn't...
"In my next relationship I expect honesty, strong values, true communication, commitment, mutual trust and respect, something I didn't necessarily have recently. At the end of the day, I want my partner and I to have the same ethics. Partying is not my thing. I live a healthy lifestyle. I avoid drugs. I have a social cocktail every now and then. I don't want to speak for Paris, but this breakup is something I knew for a number of months needed to happen – and we finally saw eye to eye."
C...
Stars in attendance at Kate Moss's wedding. [theBerry]
Charlie Sheen and the Juggalos. OK. [The Superficial]
George and Cindy Anthony are in hiding. [Bitten and Bound]
Oh Lord, more Leann Rimes bikini photos. [Starpulse]
LaToya Jackson's husband used to ho her out? [Bossip]
What NBA star claims to be sleeping with LeBron James' mom? [Rumor Fix]
Kate Middleton gives a new meaning to "skinny jeans." [Socialite Life]
Brad Pitt on the set of World War Z. [Caught on Set]
Malin Akerman in a bikini: love it or ... not? [Yeeeah]
Lady Gaga: you can't ...
And according to Vivid Entertainment President Steve Hirsch, a Casey porn would be a hot ticket. Hirsch says:
"Whether you agree with the verdict or not, Casey will want to move forward with her life and has a right to make a living. It’s not going to be easy for her and we believe we can help her make the transition into a new life. ... We’ve all seen the pictures of her partying and having a good time with friends where she definitely looks hot."
OK, the only thing WORSE than this i...
I know you guys always love galleries of hot girls in bikinis, so yeah, you're welcome for this. But this time, I'd like to do a little more than just add some images to your spank bank. No, this time I also want to discuss the well-being of the beloved Janice Dickinson.
She's losing it, isn't she? I mean, she's never really had it, but you don't think it's drugs, do you? Maybe she's back to the substance abuse? And can anyone explain what exactly is going on with her belly button? I have no idea about any of this, that's why I need your input on this one. Come through for me, friends, so I can know exact...
What, that's not your fantasy? Pasta in bed? It's definitely one of mine. I could eat pasta every damned day. And in bed, too. And I would, if I could do it without putting on, you know, fifty pounds because of it.
But alas, some bitches have all the luck. Like Jersey Shore's Jenni Farley, otherwise known as J Woww. (I can't believe she's still carrying around that stupid nickname. I mean, it's ALMOST as stupid as Snooki.)
Anyway, Maxim photos of a scantily-clad J Woww eating pasta in...
Alright, since when is Sean Penn such an exercise freak? Did he realize that if it looks like he's keeping up appearances and isn't letting himself turn to mush that it's more likely for him to get hot pieces of ass? Because this cigarette-smoking half-centurion is doing nothing but throwing up flashbombs as far as I'm concerned.
Here are some photos of Sean Penn's new girlfriend, Stacey Koplin, who is ... I have no idea who she is. She doesn't even have a Wiki page, ffs. I can't even fi...
Photo via The Smoking Gun
Last November, in one of the lamest events of 2010, Willie Nelson was detained in Sierra Blanca, Texas (population 533, home of America's Largest Sewage Dump) for having a stinky tour bus. He was subsequently arrested and charged with possession of drug paraphernalia, a misdemeanor offense that carries no jail time.
This June, it seemed as though Nelson struck a pretty good plea deal: if he coughed up a $500 fine and court expenses, he could go on his merry way, the prosecutor decided. Because what kind of sicko ...
Good morning, Thursdayheads! In the morning, I always like to pour myself a cup of old, reheated coffee, burn a bagel, and pretend to read a newspaper. (Usually I just flip around until I find "The Wizard of Id" or "Pickles," because I am basically 12.)
If I were like a real adult, though, maybe I'd be reading the Wall Street Journal right now, but then again, probably only its movie reviews. And I'd be looking for the pictures---you know, the distinctive little stipple-and-crosshatching dealies. God, I l...
Oh dear God, please no. I thought this was over. I thought that dear Justin Timberlake had moved on to greener pastures with less crazy ladies, but it looks like Biel has worked whatever voodoo powers she has in her arsenal to rope JT back in. Woe is me.
The rumors all started when some random from Toronto Tweeted that Justin and Jessica were getting tacos together. And that was fine, I could accept that, but then Us Weekly stepped up to the plate. And they're not bringing good news:
Timberlake, 30, and...
I am so ready to just jump into this and roll around in it and rejoice in the glory of this blind item, so let's hop to it, shall we?
From BuzzFoto:
This Country Singer, known for dating just about everyone in Hollywood has started to develop a bad habit. As in, the white stuff. She picked up the habit when she was dating another musician and is now hooked. If our source is correct, her late night partying is going to catch up to her…. soon.
It's Taylor Swift, right? Can you see it? She's definitely dated a good f...
I'm really very disappointed in you, Beliebers. Do you know what you let happen? Your personal Lord and Saviour, Justin Bieber, was in Vanity Fair back in January, and you know what? His issue was the worst selling issue in twelve whole years. TWELVE YEARS. That's longer than some of you have been alive.
And honestly, how do you think this makes Justin feel? Do you think this doesn't cut him like a knife, because newsflash, IT DOES. Justin is a very tender person, and I'm sure that knowing that he failed so miserably on the cover of Vanity Fair doesn't...
"In my next relationship I expect honesty, strong values, true communication, commitment, mutual trust and respect, something I didn't necessarily have recently. At the end of the day, I want my partner and I to have the same ethics. Partying is not my thing. I live a healthy lifestyle. I avoid drugs. I have a social cocktail every now and then. I don't want to speak for Paris, but this breakup is something I knew for a number of months needed to happen – and we finally saw eye to eye."
C...
Stars in attendance at Kate Moss's wedding. [theBerry]
Charlie Sheen and the Juggalos. OK. [The Superficial]
George and Cindy Anthony are in hiding. [Bitten and Bound]
Oh Lord, more Leann Rimes bikini photos. [Starpulse]
LaToya Jackson's husband used to ho her out? [Bossip]
What NBA star claims to be sleeping with LeBron James' mom? [Rumor Fix]
Kate Middleton gives a new meaning to "skinny jeans." [Socialite Life]
Brad Pitt on the set of World War Z. [Caught on Set]
Malin Akerman in a bikini: love it or ... not? [Yeeeah]
Lady Gaga: you can't ...
And according to Vivid Entertainment President Steve Hirsch, a Casey porn would be a hot ticket. Hirsch says:
"Whether you agree with the verdict or not, Casey will want to move forward with her life and has a right to make a living. It’s not going to be easy for her and we believe we can help her make the transition into a new life. ... We’ve all seen the pictures of her partying and having a good time with friends where she definitely looks hot."
OK, the only thing WORSE than this i...
I know you guys always love galleries of hot girls in bikinis, so yeah, you're welcome for this. But this time, I'd like to do a little more than just add some images to your spank bank. No, this time I also want to discuss the well-being of the beloved Janice Dickinson.
She's losing it, isn't she? I mean, she's never really had it, but you don't think it's drugs, do you? Maybe she's back to the substance abuse? And can anyone explain what exactly is going on with her belly button? I have no idea about any of this, that's why I need your input on this one. Come through for me, friends, so I can know exact...
What, that's not your fantasy? Pasta in bed? It's definitely one of mine. I could eat pasta every damned day. And in bed, too. And I would, if I could do it without putting on, you know, fifty pounds because of it.
But alas, some bitches have all the luck. Like Jersey Shore's Jenni Farley, otherwise known as J Woww. (I can't believe she's still carrying around that stupid nickname. I mean, it's ALMOST as stupid as Snooki.)
Anyway, Maxim photos of a scantily-clad J Woww eating pasta in...
Alright, since when is Sean Penn such an exercise freak? Did he realize that if it looks like he's keeping up appearances and isn't letting himself turn to mush that it's more likely for him to get hot pieces of ass? Because this cigarette-smoking half-centurion is doing nothing but throwing up flashbombs as far as I'm concerned.
Here are some photos of Sean Penn's new girlfriend, Stacey Koplin, who is ... I have no idea who she is. She doesn't even have a Wiki page, ffs. I can't even fi...