

I used the word "streetwalker" in the title, because can you imagine if I'd just called Rumer Willis a hooker right there in the headline?! So catty!
But for real, this is what Rumer wore to go shopping in, and it's ridiculous. I mean, I'm sure it's sweltering in California right now, but this isn't "I'm not wearing a lot because it's 100 degrees outside," this is "I'm not wearing a lot because I want to get laid. By a stranger. Who will pay a fee." And that's a little different.
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This is what Lindsay Lohan wore out to a restaurant last night, and I refuse to believe that she's not on something. This is just not an ensemble that a completely sober person would put together, I'm sorry. And I'm not even saying "she's a crackhead!" or "she's totally wasted!", maybe she just hasn't gotten a lot of sleep lately, but I guarantee you that something is altering her mind, specifically the part of the mind that knows how to not look like a damn fool.
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I loathe this charmingly suggestive PSA, hosted by Friends With Benefits' Justin Timberlake and Mila Kunis. Why, you ask?
First of all, I hate Justin Timberlake's burgeoning movie career. Sure, he's cute. Sure, he has innate comedic timing. You know what he doesn't have? A current Billboard hit. Get back to it, Timberlake! Dance for us! Dance!
But more importantly, I hate it when Justin Timberlake stands too close to Mila Kunis like this. In the PSA video, when he feels up Mila's butt and...
Olivia Wilde - no bra. [The Superficial]
Jake Gyllenhaal eats the worm. [theBerry]
Rumer Willis wants you to know that she's got some major cleavage. [INFDaily]
Is Jennifer Aniston pregnant? Is that why she looks like this? [Starpulse]
Is Tyrese marrying Whitney Houston? [Bossip]
Rachel Weisz stumps for Bulgari and she's PHOTOSHOPPED TO HELL. [Cele|bitchy]
Taylor Swift has "bronchitis." [LA Times]
Meryl Streep as Margaret Thatcher. [The Frisky]
New Always Maxi pad ad actually TELLS US that a woman's period is RED...
Oh man, the only thing I can say about this entire getup is WHAT THE HELL. And "Who dumped the ramen noodles on your head, Kellan Lutz? And then mugged you and dressed you in a gondola operator's uniform?"
No, really. That's the only thing I can say about this entire picture. I'm leaving it to you guys to do the rest, so don't let me down....
Those pesky photos yesterday of Sean Penn and his new unknown of a girlfriend? Probably really pissed Scarlett Johansson off. So much so that she decided that she'd go out running in New York City and intentionally have her photograph taken too, in case there was any question of comparison.
She looks good, she looks pissed, she looks much better without those stupid frigging toe sneakers. And that? Was probably precisely what she was going for.
Love you, Scar!
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Remember those hot new photos of Evan Rachel Wood from when she first hacked off her hair? Well she's gone and changed up a little bit more, leaving her Marilyn Manson-sympathizer clothing in a Hot Topic bargain bin and opted to raid Adam Lambert's leather and tight pants-infested closet.
I've never been a ERW fan, but as I said during the last round of publicity photos: she looks SO MUCH BETTER than she has in recent years. Love or hate the hair, you can't deny that all of this - includ...
Remember I told you about Weston Cage and his wife's freakout yesterday that resulted in jail and blood and gore? IT APPARENTLY GETS BETTER (or worse, depending on your point of view). Cage is now filing for divorce from his wife of three months, Nikki, who not only just got out of rehab, but is also pregnant (presumably with his child, but you never do know with these things). Cage took to his Facebook page of all places and announced "Made my choice. Getting divorced." He also defended himself, saying that he'd...
The Situation just quit Jersey Shore. [The Superficial]
What does Stephenie Meyer have up her sleeves now? [Lainey Gossip]
Nicole Scherzinger must be the most flexible woman alive. [theBerry]
Brand-new Nicki Minaj music. [Bossip]
Can someone explain what's happening to Anne Hathaway's face? [Starpulse]
Yes, Jennifer Aniston is taking a break from movies to be a full-time lover. LOL [ICYDK]
The FINAL Harry Potter cast photo. Break out the hankies! [Pajiba]
Jennifer Aniston, belie...
Wow, guys, talk about frumptastic.
Amber Rose was photographed here at some thing in Atlantic City hosted by Jamie Foxx, and she was barely recognizable with all that ... hair. I'm not a big Amber Rose fan by any means, but the baldness is definitely an improvement upon this monstrosity. What's the deal with all these "celebrities" trying to rock big red curls anyway? It hasn't seemed to work for a damn one of them. GIVE IT UP!
Was this girlfriend's way of trying to distract us from thos...