I know Emily's got a hard-on for Justin Timberlake's special brand of music (and I do too, don't get me wrong), but I am SO LOVING everything that he's been doing on both television and the big screen. So much so that I might actually go see that crappy-looking Friends With Benefits movie that's being hyped up as the flick of the summer. That says a lot, especially when I really only venture out to the movies for special occasions like the screening of the final Harry Potter film, or my newest obsession, Twilight's Breaking Dawn.
Anyway, here's Justin being his funny, charming self for a short ESPY awards promo, which is going to be aired on ESPN sometime on July 13th. He's set to present the Capital One Cup, which I dig, I suppose, since they finally gave me a really great new rate on a card I've only had with them for FOUR YEARS now.
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I know Emily's got a hard-on for Justin Timberlake's special brand of music (and I do too, don't get me wrong), but I am SO LOVING everything that he's been doing on both television and the big screen. So much so that I might actually go see that crappy-looking Friends With Benefits movie that's being hyped up as the flick of the summer. That says a lot, especially when I really only venture out to the movies for special occasions like the screening of the final Harry Potter film, or my newest obsess...
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In April, ABC finally killed off "One Life to Live" and "All My Children." Both soap operas had aired for 40-plus years.
It's hard for me to pretend to get worked up over every insipid soap's inevitable cancellation. Still, I know that at least two million viewers tune in daily to watch their "stories," and moreover, a lot of non-viewers associate daytime network television with Memories of Summer at Grandma's House. That's sweet, sort of.
So, because I am not ...
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Rebecca Gayheart is three months pregnant. [Cele|bitchy]
Willow Smith: fashion icon? [Starpulse]
Guess the celebrity tattoo! [Bossip]
Apparently, planking is "racist." [TMZ]
Kristen Stewart and Bear visit Robert Pattinson on the set of Cosmopolis. [Socialite Life]
Just in case you weren't convinced before, here's some photographic evidence that Nadya Suleman hates her kids. [Th...
This is the woman who's had a decade of hotness? This? The newly-swollen Jennifer Aniston who might have intentionally put a few pounds on and started dressing like she's six months pregnant in order to fuel those "FINALLY! A BABY" rumors that she's so good at finding on the covers of grocery store magazines?
I know you're really excited about your new boyfriend and stuff, but give it about six months before you go starting this kind of stuff. It's, like, bad luck to pretend you're pregnant in the first few weeks of dating, haven't you heard? ...
Really. We get it, Megs. You're pretty and almost practically perfect and everyone loves to look at pictures of pretty people. Truly. But don't go trying to pretend that you're all against plastic surgery or facial enhancements - EVERYBODY KNOWS you've gotten your lips done. Oh, and a nosejob, to boot. I wouldn't be all that worried about what people are thinking about your non-Botoxed face when those two little things are as glaring as those extra-shiny cheek fillers, either.
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But I will say - girlfriend apparently has the worst taste in women, if, in fact, this is what she's going for. I know it's supposed to be "cool" and "edgy" for a female frontman to talk about devil sex and grope her female fans onstage, but that was all circa Courtney Love's day, wasn't it? Didn't that one massive outbreak of Hollywood herpes kind of put a stop to these kinds of things?
Learn your lesson, girl, before your lesson learns you.
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Here's Lady Lovely Locks, AKA teenaged Adrian Grenier, in what must be the most magical 1990s senior photo ever composed. He stares doe-eyed into the camera's flash, looking directly into the glowing vortex of his bright future. I especially love the way Grenier's flowing locks---which accentuate his natural widow's peak so beautifully---kind of create an aesthetic dissonance with the bow tie. (The only thing that can explain Grenier's hair: he immediately went on to college to study molecula...
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Anne Hathaway getting married? [Lainey Gossip]
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Selena Gomez: officially more popular than her boyfriend. [Starpulse]
Of course Suri Cruise is going to start acting now. [Cele|bitchy]
Apparently Lindsay should never have gone to jail in the first place. For, like, any of it. [The Frisky]
Beyonce in very revealing lingerie. [Huffington Post]
Intimate Kardashian family photos shared by Khloe herself. [Celebuzz]
This is Megan Fox without makeup. Yeah. Right. [Yeeeah]
Neville Lo...
I'd almost given up on Beyonce. I'd almost thrown my hands up in the air and said "girl, you're beautiful, I respect you, but oh my god, I just can't listen to your music anymore." That was right after her last music video, and when I saw that she'd released a new one for her latest single, "Best Thing I Never Had," I was way concerned that it would be the final straw, but I actually love it.
Look at her sweet bridal lingerie! And her gaudy, tacky wedding dress! And the way she sings lines like "you showed your ass and I saw the real you" and "bet it sucks to be you right now" while looking so classy and flawless! I sincerely love it. What about you guys? />
I'd almost given up on Beyonce. I'd almost thrown my hands up in the air and said "girl, you're beautiful, I respect you, but oh my god, I just can't listen to your music anymore." That was right after her last music video, and when I saw that she'd released a new one for her latest single, "Best Thing I Never Had," I was way concerned that it would be the final straw, but I actually love it.
Look at her sweet bridal lingerie! And her gaudy, tacky wedding dress! And the way she sings lines ...
A few days ago, Victoria Beckham made the comment that she didn't want to pull a Mariah and pose pregnant for a magazine, which is perfectly respectable. "Not like there’s anything wrong in that," she said, "I’m so proud to be pregnant and I feel so blessed and so happy, I really do. But I’m just not that kind of person." And that's fair. I'm not even going to be snarky and suggest that maybe it's just that she doesn't want to be seen weighing over 100 pounds.
David Beckham, howev...
It's true, everyone looked absolutely gorgeous. Daniel Radcliffe just looks so adorable in his little suits, and I don't care for Emma Watson's dress, and it's clear that she had some trouble with it, but of course she was lovely. And I could go on and on about Alan Rickman and Tom Felton and Jason Isaacs and Domhnall Gleeson, the guy who plays Bill, but I won't. I'll just say that hot damn, there was a lot of magic going on at this event (GET IT?!?!?!).
Who's your favorite?
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