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Robert Pattinson Has The Douchiest Haircut

A photo of Robert Pattinson I have a lot of conflicting feelings about this haircut. My first thought, and I'm sure there's a good chance it was your first thought as well, was "oh my giddy god, Robert Pattinson, you have done slashed up your beautiful Twilight hair into some monstrosity that I can't even start to comprehend." And then, my second thought, the one that came from the deepest, darkest corner of my heart, was "damn, that's an attractive man." Ok, stick with me on this. Even though I've recently grown...

Hollywood Arranged A Play Date for Prince William and Kate Middleton Last Night

A photo of Prince William and Kate Middleton Ok, it technically wasn't just a play date, it was the inaugural 'BAFTA Brits to Watch' event, and its purpose was to "highlight the incredible depth and range of great British talent currently emerging in film, television and video games," but between me and you, I think that's just some highfalutin reasoning for a bunch of American celebrities to get to meet some real live royalty. If you look through the gallery, you can see that it's divided into three different categories: there's some tra...

Victoria Beckham and Kate Hudson Had Their Babies!

A photo of Victoria Beckham and Kate Hudson Yesterday, Kate Hudson gave birth to a healthy little baby boy. No word yet on the name, but for now I'm sure we can get by with imagining the baby's father and Kate's fiance, Matthew Bellamy of Muse, singing the kid some lullabyes. Doesn't that sound nice? You know what sounds nicer? This morning, Victoria Beckham gave birth to her little girl! Girlfriend is healthy, weighing in at seven pounds and ten ounces - the baby, not Victoria, LOL! - and, considering her parents, I'm sure she's the most darling thing. And of course, there's no name yet, but I don't think that ...

Harry Potter Wants to Be An Archaeologist, How Darling!

A photo of Daniel Radcliffe I honestly can't get over how completely precious Daniel Radcliffe is to me. And not in an "oh my gosh, I want to bang The Boy Who Lived" way (wouldn't that be so weird?), in an "oh my gosh, I want to put this boy in my pocket and carry him around with me for always and dress him up in little suits and have him talk to me in his little voice and just love him to pieces!" way. Is that a common thought? Anyway, my particular brand of "oh my gosh" thoughts for Daniel just got a little stronge...

Love It or Leave It: Jennifer Love Hewitt Was Doing So Good …

A photo of Jennifer Love Hewitt I know this isn't a complete travesty of a look, ok? At least not for Jennifer Love Hewitt, who has worn way worse on the regular. So with this particular post, I'm not trying to say that she looks horrible, I'm not saying that she should see if her closet can take her to Narnia because the only way it could do her any favors would be to transport her to another realm altogether. I'm just saying that, hot damn, this girl's fashion has taken a notable step backward. Remember just last week when Sarah showed you guys pictures of Jenni...

Emma Stone Astounds in The Advocate, Natch

A photo of Emma Stone Oh, I'm sorry, you thought I was going to say a single negative word about the young adult ginger lady love of my life, Emma Stone? You thought you were going to be able to go a few more weeks without listening to me gush about how wonderful she is? Well, you thought wrong, you old crazies! Here are some lovely highlights from her interview with The Advocate: When did you become aware of your gay following? When The House Bunny came out, and it was incredibly exciting. That support i...

Octomom: “Why Don’t You Grow A Baby And Get A Life!”

A photo of Nadya Suleman Ever since Nadya "Octomom" Suleman made that comment that she hated her zillion babies and then unconvincingly denied it, I've been keeping an eye out for this lady. I just knew that laying low for a few months after those weird fetish photos came out simply would not do, and that she was going to have to do something soon to stay in the spotlight. And let me just tell you, I am so glad that I did. Remember 3rd Rock from the Sun?  Now remember Kristen Johnson, the woman who played Sally? O...

Just Because: Some Beautiful Toddlers and Tiaras Magic

We've all seen Toddlers and Tiaras, right? I mean, I feel like it's about three years too late to ask that question, seeing as how I started watching it after our very own Sasha called it her new favorite show back in 2009, but I reckon it's still valid. And even if you haven't seen it, I'm sure you can appreciate this hilarious clip anyway. Happy Saturday, you know? On this delightful day, why don't you take a moment to share with us one of your favorite YouTube videos? Things are a little chill right now, a l...

I Think It’s OK If We Like Kate Middleton Now

A photo of Kate Middleton It really was touch and go for a while with Kate Middleton, no joke. Like, of course she was stunning and beautiful and graceful and all that during that one wedding, but she often gives off a sort of bitchy vibe too. But then this precious little girl with cancer got this notion that she wanted to meet Kate. Here's the girl's letter: "Dear Princess Kate. My name is Diamond Ann. I am six. I was named after Princess Diana. My Mommy Memory is in heaven with her. I have cancer. I spend a ...

Quotables: Gwyneth Paltrow Is The Most Ridiculous Person

A photo of Gwyneth Paltrow “I’d rather smoke crack than eat cheese from a can.” -Gwyneth Paltrow being the most pretentious person. I just can't right now, you guys. I dislike Gwyneth so strongly, and it's so early in the morning, and I just don't have it in me right now to rip her to shreds like I really, really want to. If you could just pick this one up for me, I'd appreciate it so much....

Stars Are Just Like Us: Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Gets Coffee Sans Makeup

photo of rosie huntington-whiteley hot no makeup pictures photos pics I know we spend a lot of time blathering mindlessly about how gorgeous Rosie Huntington-Whiteley is, and I'm not even going to change my tune this time to switch it up just a little bit. Girl here has got to be one of the most beautiful women I've ever seen, seriously. I mean, I subscribe to Women's Health, and the July/August 2011 cover features ours truly. It sits on the lower level of my glass-topped coffee table, and I'm able to see it from all angles of my living room as I stuff my face w...

Quotables: Ashton Kutcher Picked a Fight With a Vampire

photo of ashton kutcher making fun of robert pattinson gay vampire quotes pictures photos hot scruffy pics“Nice meeting you. My name is Robert Pattinson, and I am a gay vampire.” Oh this is gonna turn out well. Especially with the Two and a Half Men reboot coming up. My man Ashton may well have lost a few female fans (if that's at all possible) with a recent comment he made about my favorite vampire heartthrob, Robert Pattinson. Ashton made the "joke" on a Brazilian television show. From what I hear, too, it kind of fell flat. I'm sure it's probably all in good fun, but throwing a cu...
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