Nipples in bikinis. I'm sorry, was I supposed to see something else? [The Superficial]
WOW Katie Holmes. Seriously. [theBerry]
10 Careers that improved after jail. NOT YOU LINDSAY. [Bossip]
Rihanna burns down the house. Like, really. [Starpulse]
So who's Amanda Seyfried's new boyfriend? [Celebuzz]
Rebecca Black is doing another single, by God. [Socialite Life]
Mila Kunis is sweet, totally not the bitch I thought she might be. [Cele|bitchy]
Anti-masturbatory gum? [The Frisk...
As I'm sure many of you have heard by now, David and Victoria Beckham have gone against my express wishes and named their daughter something other than Santa. No, instead of having a little baby girl with a lovely, festive name with magical connotations, they went in a different direction. The name, of course?
Harper Seven Beckham.
Honestly? Ok, I'm fine with Harper. I actually love Harper. Kelly Kapowski named her daughter Harper, and I was just pleased as punch. The problem, for me, lies in the middle name. I didn't even know that the Beckhams were Seinfeld fans:
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I know we showed you a "candid" and totally not staged pregnancy photo of Victoria Beckham earlier this weekend, and since then, she conveniently popped that little child out (Harper Seven Beckham, cute huh?), but here are some ACTUAL photos that depict Victoria as a totally normal, totally pregnant woman who doesn't gestate her child under the constraints of a lap band.
Congrats again to the new family!
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And apparently, she's let herself go a little bit in a month's time, too, huh?
Kate Gosselin was allegedly photographed at LAX this past weekend looking short-haired and much paler in comparison to what she was when photographed on the streets of New York City just last month.
But IS it Kate? Jump in to find out the answer.
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My favorite Simpson turned thirty-one yesterday, and to celebrate, she received a really large orange Hermes handbag (can you even call something that big a "handbag"?) from her fiancé. Then, she went on Twitter to blab about it, and I'll summarize for you:
"Eric made my birthday!!! I have never been more surprised in my life! Jackie O who? ;)"
"Life is such a gift. Thank you to all of my family, friends, and fans for all of your birthday wishes and unconditional love. I'm so HAPPY!"
"It is only 1pm and i think i have pretty much heard from ...
"I personally cannot waste my energy fixating on the past and my past choices, regardless if they were good or bad choices … Learn to grow as a result of your choices, own and accept the responsibility of your choices and look forward because if you look back, what are you going to do, stab me? You’re just going to stab me forever and grow old.”
I'm sure if I sat and thought long and hard about what Nadya Suleman here was trying to say, I might be able to make some sort of sense out of it...
Snooki, doing a deep-throat. [The Superficial]
James Franco throws the Academy under the bus, says he's funnier. [Lainey Gossip]
This is 50 Cent's girlfriend. He apparently CAN get some. [Bossip]
Emma Watson finally feels like a true actress. [Starpulse]
Things get way out of hand on Springer. [LA Times]
New Sherlock Holmes posters. [Pajiba]
Gisele gets naked. [INFDaily]
Kris Jenner is a pimp. [Amy Grindhouse]
Texas woman fired for grey hair. [The Frisky]
Kim Kardashian does Marilyn Monroe. [Celebuzz]
David Beckham shows buttcheek. [Socialite Life]
Arnold hooking up with his baby ma...
I'm going to give you just ONE HINT: it's NOT LeAnn Rimes (she's much, much thinner than this, duh), but a lot of you think this woman's just as annoying. Me, I just don't see what all the hype is about one way or the other. Take your guesses and jump in to find out.
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The idea of Mel Gibson looking like this and getting behind the wheel of his car is really frigging frightening. But perhaps even more frightening (if that's at all possible) is the gnarly zombie hand that he's got going on in most of these photos. What is that? Is he in the process of suffering a stroke? Is that why he's lurching about, eager to get into the car? So that he can drive himself to the nearest hospital to seek immediate medical attention?
No, he's just leaving a bar. Late, lat...
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Entertainment Weekly demands to know, "Why, Rob Lowe? Why?!" and I can only echo this headline's horror.
In mid-June I warned you that hot, hot Rob Lowe had been cast as then-55-year-old wife-killer Drew Peterson, who is comparatively, unsexily swollen. (I also accurately anticipated what Rob Lowe might look like in the role, and it wasn't pretty.)
And here he is now, in 9 hours' makeup, for his part in the upcoming made-for-TV movie Untouchable. Oh, my beloved...
Anthony Weiner's wife, Huma Abedin---who is so much more accomplished, intelligent, beautiful, and pregnant than her gross husband is---celebrated her first wedding anniversary with Mr. Twitdick this weekend. According to Page Six, the couple "looked very much in love as they dined with friends at Miami's celebrity hot spot Prime 112 steakhouse on Saturday night."
And on July 4, the couple reportedly "looked happy together" too! Please remember that Huma's husband, then a New...
